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Jim Carrey is morphing into some sorta Travis Bickle, John Hinckley, Robert DeNiro, Pablo Picasso kind of character in real life and I think he's ready to tackle the roll. With the right director I think he'd be terrifying.

He's Jewish??? So he's more likely a Zionist unless Zionist is the new ****. Also, is the killer 28 or 42?

You might be right. I've been with a few Latina ladies who had surprisingly tight vaginas even though I could hear the 3 or 4 **** she was hiding locked up in the broom closet while she was appeasing my wiener. I still say Rachel Campos-Duffy is so stretched out she could use a sombrero for a...

Whenever I look at her I always wonder if she would have been hot if she didn't have 8 ****. The tired face and the 2 door garage as a vagina.

"Not cool! I demand a recount! I'm the G.O.A.T. of the entire state of Vermont!"

When I first got a computer with the internet I got totally addicted to porn sometimes waking up at night to watch some then hobble off to the bathroom to Punish Percy. I ended up watching so much porn it became more boring than soccer. Nowadays I don't find porn even interesting enough to...

Beta is so busy with his hands while he talks he could provide sign language at an auction. Keep the room air conditioned too.

Hey X, I bought an Alienware Aurora. I waited and waited until I saw a good enough sale. I picked it up on Cyber Monday last year and saved a good amount. I purchased directly from Dell.

This isn't very helpful.

Brand spankin' new Whitesnake

Ahhhhhhh... the Hollywood Crowd. Always wanting to make rules for us to live by that they don't intend to live under themselves. On the Twitter lecturing about White Privilege but using their ********* Privilege when not on their social media soap box.

We went to San Francisco to this place that explained how Sourdough was invented. Yes, they have great toast at that place too.

That's some real, old-fashioned Texas Toast, huh? I never tried it that way but I'll give it a shot.

I like White or Sourdough. I like to have it come out already buttered instead of having cold, dry toast put in front of me with that hard butter in the packet which I do not enjoy having to spread. Coco’s has good toast.

Sometimes none and sometimes 2-3 per day. I've received them at 7:30AM on a Sunday Morning too.

How much ******* and sperm custard have been caked on that mustache since the 1970s? Styxhexenhammer666 also looks like he could be the regular penis inserted into vagina biological ***** of former Deep Purple and current heterosexual Glenn Hughes.

One of his subscribers donated one so, yes, Styxhexenhammer666 now is the proud owner of a shirt.

Does he clink the spoon on the inside of his coffee cup purposely? Is he signaling something? Is he summoning someone? Does he sell spoons that he puts his dark blessing on so I can also send signals and summon someone?

I'm surprised he didn't throw in another $500 to have himself tar and feathered too. Maybe even Jussie thought too much might be a little too much. It might have been hard to find someone so stupid, delusional, and easily manipulated to believe it...

Barney Miller was one of the all-time great sitcoms and belongs being mentioned with All In The ******, Sanford & ***, and Taxi.

I liked Eric Holder back when he was on Barney Miller.

These people sure think so.

Maybe the studio should hire the Governor of Virginia to be his make-up artist. "It's OK, Mr Smith. I'll put a lil' bit of this here shoe polish on yer face. Just a lil' bit. Should be awright."

Hit that culo until the werewolf howls at the moon. "Oh jes, por favor! Esta muy bueno en el culo, señor!"

"...peace out."

If our currency is tied to the price of a barrel of oil then how do the environmental people feel we can stabilize the US Dollar if we do away with fossil fuel? Money is real, no?

Many people illegally cross the American Southern Border to seek the American ***** and a better life. As far as the government goes I don't think the GOP or the Dems even care if they learn English. The Democrats could keep them dependent on the government and all the goodies they offer...

Just tell AOC to be careful with the teeth unless you want to feel like you received fellatio from a werewolf.

Thank you, sir.:glugglug:

There really needs to be a pornographic film featuring porno people playing the Occasional-Cortex, ScarfFace, and Senator PAWG. I need a lot of the first two girls spreading Senator's PAWG's big pale butt cheeks taking turns worshiping and licking her anus and inserting toys inside it.

I no read but if girl good show wiener to girl and if girl like wiener then put wiener inside of girl then leave after white stuff comes out of wiener.

I'm happy to say I have never seen a Spike Lee film and the little pip-squeak has never gotten a dime from me.

I hear she likes pussy too. Kyrsten Sinema is the first openly bisexual member of Congress in the history of the United States unless it is known that Lindsay Graham also ****** with ladies.

I would give her the anal sex anally in her anus big butt butthole.

Hollywood is a very confused place with many in the industry not sure if they are pitching or catching(pun intended). They try to be courageously politically correct but what was correct yesterday people are outraged by today. The Academy Awards used to be a classy affair hosted by Johnny Carson...

We stake our currency to a price on a barrel of oil that are sold in US Dollars. This makes US Dollars in high demand. If we go to clean energy and do away with oil how would that effect our currency? If I have to bring a wheelbarrow full of dollars to buy a loaf of bread I may turn into a...

There are arguments that neither party wants to stop the flow of ******* immigration. One profits from cheap labor and the other from future voting demographics. Are both true, neither, or some?

7-0. Nobody watched. Good. The overall ratings were abysmal too. The best way to treat Hollywood douchebags is to ignore them and act like they don't even exist.

Diversity just for the sake of being different. I want the next Spider-Person to be a 4 year old gender fluid human person mammal from the disputed region of India/Pakistan who has no arms or legs.

Which one of you more intellectual types know much about the petrodollar? Are we screwed and ****** to have a close relationship with Saudi Arabia because of this? How can we get rid of fossil fuel when our currency is tied to it? I imagine we want the price of a barrel of oil to be at a certain...

Post-birth abortion/organ harvesting, Nazis, Aliens, Nazis with Aliens, Aztec priests smoking penis *****, flat earth, fake moon landing, Alex getting ****** out hundreds of times as a ***, and more. Finally got through the whole 4 hours and 40 minutes. Sure was good. Watch as entertainment if...

I'm almost 3 hours in and this thing is epic. Alex Jones is in full Alex Jones mode being a combination of Sam Kinison and Mighty Joe Young on both LSD and PCP. Eddie Bravo slides into the studio looking massively baked wanting to get his stuff in too.