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Jalapeño ******* for me because you can eat them in the dark.

For a guy who, when he tries to use his wiener, is like wet spaghetti pushing against a wall, you'd think his libido would have drooped too. He's no priest for sure but perhaps just a mischievous leprechaun.

The Sands Of Time... "You believe in Jesus?"

I only wish we now could have a Governor Mary Carey instead of this game show host.

Why not do it the old-fashioned way having Donald put a bun in Melania's oven and that joyful union will produce Donald's new and improved wife?

I got Match.com flashbacks. Like I was getting hooked up with DNC/SJW/NOW/PC Feminazis. I stopped with them before having a coffee date with Debbie Wassermann-Schultz. Still remember this one gal with this fake tan, fake fingernails, and fake eyeglasses. She seemed to take delight using air...

The real reason Superman Lives was cancelled was a certain someone insisted that in this story Superman changes into Nicolas Cage and Nic saves the day.

At least if Donald Trump married his own ******** he'd divorce her when she got too old.

No. I am not brave enough.

Where all da white women at? Like a torrrrrrrrrent came through and tuuuuuuuuuubed them all away.

The gals in the video were OK. I'd probably let the dark one give me a blowy. The white one reminds me of too many annoying Hillarynistas I've met before. Face plain like a homemade pie too. Not impressed. I made it through two minutes and forty seven seconds of the video. Still women and their...

Mr Smollet's charges were dropped and we must respect the decision. The City of Chicago must cease in maligning this man's good name. That burnt match-stick has-been Chris Rock must end his racist and homophobic assault as well. Attacking someone just to gain favorable attention for yourself is...

This is more betterer. Doing porn is bad, umkay?

Dammit, assari! How do you plan on getting fired from a job if you don't put any effort toward it and have zero ambition??? I should be a motivational speaker helping people help themselves for those who cannot find a way to become terminated from their job. I told this one Catholic priest, over...

My ******-in-law is a sweet 65 year old woman from The Philippines. She met Joe Biden at St Paul's Church one Sunday. She was absolutely star struck having met the then Vice President of the United States. He was charming and personable. I let my wife know later her *** was lucky the old Irish...

Just imagining Jeanine Pirro walking into a room in full dominatrix outfit with thigh-high boots and a strap-on hanging off of her. The room she walks in there are 2 freshman Congress ladies waiting, one from The Bronx and the other from Little Somalia. The Judge would take them to school and...

You could probably leg sweep him good enough that he lands on the crown of his head without you spilling your *****. That hi-ya Karate is some sneaky Oriental martial bullshit fighting stuffs that can get real expensive.

He's defending himself only responding to extremist kooks who incessantly provoke and hound him at every turn never allowing him to even take a breath.

She may be 67 but she still looks good for 69.

Nicolas Cage was considered to play Superman back in the 1990s.

Heck! I wish I could get some of her pie hole, love hole, **** hole, then back in the pie hole so she can lick the hummus off. The line at the airport of fellas waiting to offer her their humble wieners must extend to Sepulveda. Hey X, she sure looks good in this pic, huh? She sparkled in her...

Why don't they leave him alone? Alex Jones can't even go out and have a meal in peace without some Zuckerberg Flashbook Facemob chasing him around with their little telephone cameras. Lucky Alex knew and thought ahead so he was able to counter-film those overstuffed sows to document the event...

How has he not crossed paths with Steven Seagal to do a DTV buddy-cop film? If you want to see a recent Nicolas Cage film you don't need to get all dolled up and go to the theater. Just grab your keys, put on your slippers, and head over to Walgreen's where you'll find a copy next to the...

Eat it, Muhammad, you *********! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/judge-jeanine-pirro-returns-air-022404048.html A picture of the prophet Muhammad admitting he likes to kiss wieners then sit on them getting them all tired and wet until the white stuff comes out

My favorite Asian girl will probably be the next one I lay my eyes on. I got the Fever and it's terminal.

I haven't watched any L&Os for a long time. My favorite was Criminal Intent. Any fans of the HBO show Oz? For those that are ever notice how so many of the worst people from Oz became good guys in the L&O shows? Keller is Stabler, Schillinger is Skoda, and the gay Japanese priest became a...

"Fiers Gorgan, I don't look at this as the end of a forth marriage but the beginning of a new trilogy of wives."

Just when you thought he couldn't get any Cageier, Nicolas Cage reveals 24 years later that Leaving Las Vegas was a documentary from the future that is soon to be available on DVD. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/nicolas-cage-bride-checkered-criminal-070554553.html

New Rammstein also

Some new LA Guns

Last night I craved real charbroiled flavor that only Carl's Jr can bring. I got a 1/2 pound Western Bacon Thickburger with CrissCut Fries and some Jalapeño *******.

Hope you didn't throw your back out lifting her. Thanks.

She's a big one. "Whoopsie. I belong in the Political Section if you could please fit my fat ass in through the door."

Triptykon is a Thomas Gabriel Fischer(Celtic Frost) project. Get sooper high, listen to this album with headphones on, and allow the halo of demons to take you away.

Can't stop listening to the new Candlemass album. Here are the first 2 tracks.

Rahm Emanuel, Mayor of Chicago and President Obama's former Chief Of Staff, and Eddie Johnson, Chicago Police Superintendent and a Black man, both were outraged at Jussie Smollet's charges being dropped. What message does Jussie Smollet's charges being dropped give? "See? Who's crazy now???"

Awesome. A great strategy for job security is making your manager aware if he gives you the sack you will give him the bottom of your foot. Were you wearing a pair of Chuck Norris Action Jeans when you did the roundhouse kick?

Many of my fellow Westsiders are huge candy asses. They got it so good they can't take the least bit of inconvenience. They live in Southern California but still complain about the weather. If there is no one to offend them they get mad and offended for other people and wring their hands about...

What's Silvio up to these days besides being five foot three?

assari, you never stole anything, beat up people, or were high on the job? What kind of jobs are these? I was around 18 working for an office supply company as a van driver. First day I partnered up with this guy who likes to go home and get high at lunch. Seemed like a good idea. Got done, I...

My first job was McDonald's when I was 15. I lasted 3 weeks. Got fired. I played the race card. Remained fired. My second job was at SavOn which is now CVS. I worked in the ice cream dept and I made sure to get high before work. I was in the cooler one day when a customer called out. I came out...

I worked in a military surplus store a long time ago and made a good friend out of a Marine who worked with me. I played a game between the two of us of who could creep out more customers making them leave the store. I could create more scenarios and play more characters than he could so I’d...

Mainstream media stunned as Mueller report filed with no new indictments planned

I've taken a few jobs just for a hoot knowing it would be a magnificent disaster. I've also had jobs where I stole everything that wasn't nailed down to the floor then returned the next day with a crowbar but still couldn't get fired.

WTF???

Joe Biden is hipping himself up for the ****...