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You mean like that? I like that.

Can you imagine going to a massage parlor and Minka walks in your room?

I never understand the hypocrisy of some Black Metal fans that pride themselves on listening to dark, evil **** but get their panties in a bunch over NSBM. If you can bash one religion you can bash them all.

Heck yeah! You're a Cotdam American Treasure, Ace Boobtoucher! If you have any peace officer authority remaining you should give her a "Need Tits" fine.

I don't think any of the bands I am into will be on Jimmy Fallon soon. "These boys come all the way from Belo Horizonte, Brazil and were influential in the early Brazilian Black & Thrash Metal scene along with Sepultura and Sarcofago. Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to...

You still putting the boots to that twat on the Twitter?

She's always been a favorite target of ***** for me but even her fellow libs might be starting to think she's full of baloney. I hope this recent unfavorable publicity doesn't jeopardize her being the Grand Marshall of the Two Dicks, One Asshole Pride Parade.

They are from the Japan. Pretty good, huh?

Cute girl with massive tits.

Assari, in Finland, how much percentage of ***** ******* content is seen as too *********** to drive? In California it is .08% BAC.

^ Her titties are bigger than a mongoloids head. I'm impressed. Thanks Johan

I’ve met a few porn stars in non porn locations like bars or parties. If I found out they did porn I would politely break off the conversation and walk away. I don’t want anything to do with them even as a friend. Just take a look at the thread with all the mugshots. I would say that they may be...

I use 4 squares of Charmin Extra Strong per wipe and wipe my rear end twice normally and three times if I have violent blasts of diarrhea. If my finger doesn’t poke through the toilet paper and I avoid rectally ********* myself I see no need to wash my hands. I will wash them if I see my fingers...

I think I’ve seen too much pornography in my life and better stuff that was made in the past. I don’t think anything will ever get me into watching a good amount of it anymore. Any time I go to one of those infamously un-PC free streaming sites I can’t sit through more than 10 minutes of it...

Twice a day? Three times in a single day? That seems a bit obsessive. I may wash my hands twice a day but that’s only because I make number two 3-4 times a day.

I'm fairly consistent at 5 or 6 times. I also use an electric toothbrush.

Fried Chicken and Pancit (Filipino Noodle Dish)

What gives you a better high and you enjoy more? In saying this I feel I'm betraying my stoner buddies but I haven't smoked weed since March. Why you ask? Because it stopped doing anything to me and I always bought the strongest stuff at the dispensary. I was smoking every day and built up a...

I plan on watching Dave Chappelle "Sticks & Stones" on Netflix because it seems funny and also because of the people who are against it. It's the same to me as when I was in Catholic School and the nuns forbid us from seeing something. I just had to watch it then. I am glad to see the triumphant...