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He would not be dour gladly giving up the power allowing Matt Lauer to poke him in the shower

New Mayhem. Is good. I like.

More Tony Martin on vocals.

I think I may back off from the hot peppers for a few days as the violent blasts of diarrhea while my anus was in a puckering phase from the spice may have been what produced such a juicy hemorrhoid.

Black Sabbath - Headless Cross

From Halloween 1979

I'll squat over a mirror and if it looks like a quarter empty sack of creamed corn I'll tear it open with my Buck 119.

Zuckerberg may be a Zionist Extraterrestrial Interloper that wants to control the Earth but I work for the Japanese Extraterrestrial Destroyers of Earth.

You guys know I got more money than brains. This should be arriving to my house by Halloween. Yipeeeeeeeee!!! GODZILLA: THE SHOWA-ERA FILMS, 1954–1975 The Criterion Collection https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07VLJ9KB6/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o08_s03?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Sounds good, Dan. This darn hemorrhoid is the greatest existential threat to me sitting on the couch watching the TV in comfort tonight. Tonight, tonight is it just a rhapsody or am I right? Tonight, tonight is it all a mystery I just can't fight no more? I hear the questions surface in my mind...

This darn hemorrhoid on my anus is reddening and getting angry looking and seems like it's about to burst. When it pops I'll be curious to see what color the juice is inside of it. Bet the kitties would ***** it if I let them. They really love *****.

Eric, do you have any theories on Mark Zuckerberg? Is he some sort of Zionist Extraterrestrial Interloper? Do you have any videos to match up with my compelling photographic evidence?

Last night I watched the first 2 episodes of American Horror Story 1984. A bit generic but OK so far.

I'm a segregationist so I shine a light on them and separate them before consuming them. I **** the grape ones so I save them for last.

The McRib comes around every now and again for a limited time only. I always get one and I always think it is mediocre. I had one today. I gave it a 3.

I still remember(sort of) going to a high school graduation party at my friend's house in Venice. First thing I did was ***** a fifth of Jack Daniels. Then, after that, I drank countless but many, many bottles of Bartles and Jaymes **** Coolers. I never felt so sick off'a *****. I ended up...

Great White's first album was the best thing they ever did.

Early, early Def Leppard when they were more of an actual rock band.

As long as we're doing the 80s let's do it MTV-style!

Wanna do some 1980s stuff tonight. This is Dokken pre-1980s and pre-Breaking The Chains album.

I heard this used as a bumper on a radio show today then had to track it down on YouTube. Funny stuff.

I hear he pushes Debra Messing's **** in way up past her lungs on the regular when he fires up his Twitter Machine. "While I was educating people on Climate Change on Twitter Ace Boobtoucher interrupted and tweeted the remark 'need tits' toward me."

Briana Lee, it's 2019 and you still make my wiener smile. You crawl into my head while I'm Punishing Percy and inspire me to get rid of the white stuff.

More from Tim "Ripper" Owens. The early days...