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Samhain Unholy Passion EP https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2ysCDlOIvMaPI69zyATesyEv2wdIXwvr

A lot of people don't like Mounds or Almond Joy but I like them.

From the Tim "Ripper" Owens era. Judas Priest Demolition Man https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLw3BaJwSfPMVmtiVTedBtokXIFYt1zcdr

For me it was candy corn.

John Madden would call it a Turd Ducket. It’s an ass stuffed with a butt with a drippy anus inside! BOOM!

Chick-fil-A for sure. They opened up some places in LA awhile ago and I was excited to give them a try. Their Chicken Sandwich is decent to pretty good but not nearly as great as some people say.

Your Drone/Doom fix of the day. Play this for the Trick 'r' Treaters coming by tomorrow night. Brand spanking new SUNN O)))...

I saw Joker in the theater tonight. It made me feel 100 feet tall. I loved it. Joaquin Phoenix was phenomenal.

Me and the wife are going to stay home and watch some Horror flicks. When she gets scared enough she will grab onto my hot dog with both hands and wrestle the white stuff out. Ten minutes later I fall ****** before she comes back from the kitchen where she washed her hands.

Him and Jeffrey Epstein are the new Odd Couple sharing an apartment in Tel Aviv.

Nah. My wife is one of my anti-porn friends. She’s OK with me wearing shirts with pentagrams and upside down crosses but she wouldn’t be cool with porno attire. Gotta keep peace in the house.

Having a drive-thru is higher on my priority list.

I’m hoping this time it’s for real, a real live girl with a hot vaj who likes to take it massively hardcore in the butt. Please let it be real, dammit! I would masturbate rubbing my wiener back and forth so vigorously right down to the last layer of skin then have so much of the white stuff come...

I wonder what will be done to... I mean... with the corpse.

Thanks for the kind words, fellas. HECK YEAH!!!

I'm an Orange Crush guy. Been ******** it since I was a ***. Used to love those thick, ice cold bottles you'd get out of machines at the gas station and other places. Orange Crush has that great refreshing, sweet, artificial orange taste. If I can't get an Orange Crush then Sunkist is my second...

Thanks man. Love the Paul DiAnno Maiden era.

First rule of Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography Club? Don’t talk about Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography Club! I keep things quiet so my neighbors don’t know what a sweaty pervert I am. The only exceptions are my even more perverted and perspiring Persian next door neighbor...

I think I was about 11 too and it was also in the shower. I don’t think I even touched my wiener at first. I think the shooting from the warm water made the white stuff come out. It felt good as heck but I was also scared in a ******** to death sort of way. I started showering more regular after...

I believe Synapse Video is the one who put these out. If you like over the top ******, sleazy 1970s Exploitation Films then you won't be able to stop watching these trailers.

We like to look at pretty ladies when they ain’t got no clothes on. Post a bunch of dirty pictures so we can start jacking off!

I would like to post an update to satisfy all the inquiring minds and other fans of my hemorrhoid. Things are really starting to calm down. My roid was the size of a large **** grape and now is more of a cranberry. I washed it and tried to keep it clean also gently dabbing it with soft tissue so...

"You soy Aguas y este es mi mundo!"

There are all kinds of deals to be had here. I almost admire him for his ability to suck up and brown nose. If he ever got out of line Trump could grab him like a bowling ball and drag him off for a little time out.

Can you imagine how tightly puckered Lori Loughlin's anus is now? Full House gets rebooted into The Big House. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/lori-loughlin-faces-new-charge-in-college-admissions-scandal-194024460.html

Tonight we had Subway. I got the 3 footlong sandwich special for $18.99. My wife and ******-in-law split a Tuna Footlong Sub. I ate 2 Chipotle Steak & Cheese Footlong Subs with everything plus cilantro and jalapeños. Goody-good-good!

I enjoyed it. It was fun. The effects were good and I liked the way the monsters looked. I just picked up the 4K. Check out the Japanese Shin Godzilla if you haven't seen it yet.

He got caught being a prowler at a fertility clinic while ******** semen out of a **** growler