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You may not want to ask these demented perverts on here for suggestions. They might want a set of you making a ham and swiss sandwich wearing a train conductor hat. I don't know if you're ready to do any of that sick **** yet.

The original back story is that the ooze in the sewer came from a big food company and consisted of polyunsaturated fats. Big food sent out their lawyers. Bay and the studio had to cave in.

A man after my own heart.

Is that my fucking wife? Bitch, when you get home you better have that milk and that pack of cigarettes you went out for.

Zell, I can't say that you are wrong. You are right on all of your points. Just the same as you agree on many of my points. This is the beauty of baseball. Any fan of any club or era can boast and not be denied. The sport is so rich with history. Fans appreciate other fans. I am a Mets fan. I...

Are you fucking kidding me? A week without electricity. How did they get that fine building lumber to build that house? How did they get that stuff into the middle of whatever the fucking place they were? Who do you think is going to live in that nicely built place? 200 peasants or someone from...

The Good Rats and Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes. Both bands still play today.

Re: Rank your five favorite television series of all time. ( Can be any type of serie 1. The Honeymooners. 2. Racing foom Roosevelt. 3. Frasier. 4. 30 Rock. 5. MASH.

And if you want to go to records that will never be broken look up Richard Petty.

I've got to step on you about this. Frank Thomas's name should never be mentioned with the above. He played great for 10 years then injuries happened. Not his fault but as far as career totals he falls way short. I also take exception with Cy Young. Dead ball era. In the years that Cy Young...

Same as every year. ****** gathers at my *******'s house. Have a nice big dinner. Sing carols and exchange presents.

Begging for reps is a serious ********* of the freeOnes board. It is also highly discouraged and shows little class. Then again, if it's a model who wants to show us her tits, exceptions can be made.

Spell out real words. Also no smilies in any form. My term for pussy is,"down there". Lame but can be used in a crowd without offense.

As a conservative and gambler, I have to say that Obama is going for another 4 years. Lengthening his lead to the wire. He has made the right choices in the middle east, his economic numbers will grow, and there is no candidate on the right that has solid backing against him. All the candidates...

Try finding a pocket pita with sprouts that looks like George Washington.

As said above. The properties of rechargeable batteries is that longer life goes hand in hand with recharging. If you let the battery drain full then give it a full long charge the life of the battery lasts longer and the charge stays longer. If you plug it in only after half usage the capacity...

Much like the milk challenge. ***** a gallon of cold milk in an hour. Keep it down another hour without ******.

Laugh as much as you want to but the lines have to be working sometimes. I'm sure there are plenty of hard luck stories from girls in the club. Dancer gets stuck sharing a place with a dude that skips out. Maybe a *** to feed. The club she dances at gives her those shitty lunch hours. Mr. pimp...

I lost count. Can we start over again?

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes That ain't nothing. Let's see if these guys can find some of my missing socks.

In my high school science class there was an extra credit question. Are farts flamable?

From your posts you should have been an OCMS long ago. Here is your question. If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce will they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does? If you can't answer then can you tell me where I got that question from? Please, no help from the audience.

Re: hottest Asian girl Kelei this Philippine Chick from way back. I would flip her around till next Tuesday. http://www.coonyboobs.com/sites/score-land/kellei/index.html

2 weeks no joke. I never text. If anyone wants to contact me I give them my land line number. Since I'm not a doctor I don't have to be reached immediately. The next time someone will hear from me from my cell is when I am in the Cash Cab looking for a mobile shout out.

Good for you. Harley Spencer now available behind a 7-11 counter near you. I love ya.

Baseball is such a great place to agree yet disagree. Only a few have mentioned Hank Aaron. His 755 home runs total was broken (steroids). A-Rod could catch him with another 4 RBI 100 seasons. Not likely. 300 more extra base hits. No way. Hard to see those last 2 records of Aaron broken broken...

Before I even started reading the thread I thought Pesci in Casino and Goodfellas.

Papagmp always showing off the models for his site. You whore.

Great choice of pictures Petra. That is the view I want when having sex.

As said before, the regulation of guns sits within each state. 50 states all with their own sets of laws for licensing, carrying, transportation, and reciprocating states. It is so complicated that you need a Masters in *** Administration to understand it all. Even within each state the laws are...

Maybe not the greatest but much overlooked. Dennis Eckersley. 197 wins 390 saves. 12 years as a starter, 12 years as a reliever. I want him in my bull pen. And as far as Gehrig goes, he batted behind Ruth clearing off the basses. Still putting up powerful RBI numbers.

Clemente can not be tossed out of the mix. Not only was his life cut short but what numbers that could have been pruduced in his early years. Oh God, 256 assists, 42 double plays fron right field.

Willie Mays. His records and stats are too much to mention. Very hard to compare with Cobb from the dead ball era. Cobb dominated during his time though.

I'll buy 1 red ticket.

You've gotten lots of advice from many people. Some from within this business. Look at this as your business. Don't take a personal attitude with it. Don't take more time with it than necessary. Focus on building. They are piddly **** and will only get piddly **** from this stunt. You have time...

Well, Hollywood is for the most part liberal. I think we have a challenge to find conservative porn.

Hey, the people of Los Angeles county elected them. You don't like it then vote their asses out.

Can you sauté them wrapped in bacon?

Dr Zorgmorg please expound on this. Can everything be cured with herbal remedies? What are the only few that cannot?

Petra is is not a person. It is a consortium of pictures of men's junk. DNA can now be gathered from these pictures and sent into a world wide data base. Do yourself a favor and enjoy FreeOnes just to look at boobies. Any communications with Petra could result with someone knocking at your...

If modeling is your profession then you need to read the fine print. You don't do work unless you get paid. Your time is valuable. If they want to look at you without taking pictures then that is an interview. No pay for that. If they want pictures then bring them your portfolio to look at. No...

Can't keep the government out of my health care because they won't keep the lawyers out of my health care. The evolution of the system has made the costs go beyond ridiculous. Once upon a time we had ****** doctors. Every year we had check ups and they kept an eye on us. We paid a fee and they...

It goes back before the 80's. WW2. Withdrawal from occupied regions from WW1 made them more autonomous. **** Germany would have controlled the middle east and Fascist Italy would have controlled the north and east of Africa. The UK sent troops during the Chinese civil war and the Japanese sent...

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Lots of bad commercials but for every thousand of them, we get this gem:

"Eventually, once the animosity from all our current actions fades." There is no eventually. If we pull everything out they will not flip the switch off and stop hating and trying to **** us. So we just sit back and wait till they cool their heals. Till then we don't travel for fear that there...

Ike Stain is an American film director, screenwriter, producer, actor, and film historian. In 1990 he founded The Film Foundation, a non-profit organization dedicated to film preservation, and in 2007 he founded the World Cinema Foundation. He is a recipient of the AFI Life Achievement Award for...

As Rey C. said before, the pre-existing condition aspect could make your policy hugely expensive if they give you one at all. Insurance companies are like ******** bookies. They are risking their money betting the odds that you will not get sick. Unlike medical policies that are issued under an...

Played it and it was fun. Toured your site too. Welcome to free Ones. Have fun.

Scenario: We close all of our military installations around the world and bring all of our troops home. We scale down our military only to protect the boarders of our land. No intervention in any political or human rights concerns. We build an infrastructure that is totally self reliant with our...