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I don't have a strong opinion since I didn't see the first one. A chick though?

If the guillotine is a little dull that's even better. If you can't cut it off then bludgeon it off. Your Dark Comedy will have a Director's Cut as well as a Blooper's Reel. Have at it, France, but make sure your American friends can also watch it on the TV. Ever see Martyrs? Sick ****. Love it.

Marry a nice Asian girl. White (American) women are for casual sex and/or to get help at a store. They absolutely ruined themselves. If I could give White women advice I'd recommend they gain 80 lbs and start trying to hang out with Black fellas. One man's trash is another man's treasure and...

Right you are. Where are the new movie stars to replace the old movie stars? You know how long I've been waiting for the new Charles Bronson(not the guy Tom Hardy played)? When a doctor drew ***** from Bronson it came out in ice cubes.

Also, when Sean Connery retired from acting he left us all wanting more. That is the way to make your professional exit.

There's a decent Blu-ray for $15 that is well worth buying. I think every member here would enjoy the film...

We should invade Bolivia then after we break their asshole and turn it inside-out we rename them Laurence Bolivier, which rhymes with the actor's name. He was in The Boys From Brazil and everybody knows Brazil and the future Laurence Bolivier are pretty close together so I imagine trade between...

Great choice, Pornfan99. Great film. Outland was called "High Noon In Space" when it was first released. Peter Boyle turned in a fine performance as well. Everybody watch Outland for sure.

Everybody loves Sean Connery and many of us do horrible Sean Connery impersonations in front of the ******. The best James Bond and so many other great films. A bad film would become decent or better if Sean Connery were in it. A legend. RIP Total badass here.

Poor Mean Gene trying to be a professional. Okerlund probably wished he could grow bangs to hide under. Awful, awful promos by two of the all-time greats.

He can't find what he's supposed to *****. If you're that fat does it really matter if your balls are smooth and hairless? A gal seeing the unveiling would never be able to unsee that. Like Nike hiring a double amputee to sell sneakers.

Saw the new Borat film on Amazon Prime with my wife. We both liked it and thought it was funny but both agree the first was better. Decent subsequent moviefilm though.

Johan and Georges, you are our French team. Please keep us informed on what's going on with this situation. How do either or both of you feel Macron is handling things? Good luck. France is more than America's ally. You are our friend. Please don't **** this Jihadi scumbag. Play game to see how...

I've been waiting for some new Carcass for a long time.

Alicia Rio because she's likely to bring narcotics with her.

Reminds me of a guy named DeepCover. He covered himself under six feet of dirt after I ****** him with kindness. Nothing like fake befriending a guy you know hates your guts. He was fun to have around.

It may not have been Sophie's Choice but it was mine. They shoulda cast a more likable terminal patient if they really wanted my vote. I wouldn't want to have a **** with that guy even if he said it would be his last one.

This was more of an Election Cycle thing for out here. There's a proposition on the ballot. A commercial for "Yes" has a guy that says if you vote "No" he will die. Another commercial for "No" has a lady that says if you vote "Yes" she will die. The lady did a better job being sympathetic while...

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Shakira so she can wriggle the last drop outta my sack until it's empty.

Hey... pretty good.

I'm not much for Ranch Dressing but don't **** it with a passion like Joey Diaz does. Bleu Cheese is good though.

Gotta try something a little different to create some excitement. Well thaw them out or rehydrate them quickly. Election Day is right around the corner.

Absolutely nothing. Yes.

I don't want to spoil anything. Just watch even if only for the entertainment value.

I just read on the Yahoo that our Los Angeles Dodgers won the World Series. I was gonna watch but I forgot. All these championship trophies piling up and cluttering the place are gonna make the traffic bad again. Let the Angels win next year so we can share the congestion with The OC...

Some cornball crap he brought down from Frisco where he's originally from. If I went into a gym and some action figure sized Guido used that line on me I'd turn my back and take a walk on him. I think it's "You do for me, I do for you." He could use a mop bucket as a lap pool. His little hands...

Whatever the result I hope things work out for all of us. Even in disagreement I've found most all of you fellas to be polite, you and gmase included for sure. Thanks for that.

Bought an ounce of Gorilla Glue for $185 from the Three Sisters Of The Ukranian Mob.

I guess my idea isn't very popular. I was thinking like wrestling booking matches and enabling feuds. If you booked November right this board would sure pick up. I don't bother arguing back and forth but I love monitoring a good 72 hour flame war. I do admit to being a bit of an arsonist and...

Belated RIP EVH

That sucks. RIP. Reminds me of when Perro Aguayo Jr died in the ring.

Thanks. You as well, gmase.

Didn't vote for him last time but I did this time.

This conniving idiot used to be my GM at a gym I worked at. Look how he gets busted as he's talking about social distancing. Ever have an ex-boss you are surprised that hasn't been clipped yet? Fuckin' World's Tallest Midget. He had this cringy catch phrase for selling memberships too. He'd say...

Chicago sisters accused of stabbing employee 27 times after being asked to wear a mask

Tulsi Gabbard is attractive. Nice face. She could possibly convince me to insert my penis into her vagina in an act of sexual intercourse. I like her better than Kamala does for sure.

The funny thing about ACB is her little girl voice. If someone was calling her and she answered, the caller might say, “ Hi Little Girl, could you please put your mommy on the phone?” ACB shrugs her shoulders then hands the phone to an 80 year old woman.

Love the way he shows up in news videos.

Love that chicken from Popeye's! Got a 16 piece meal(all spicy) w/biscuits, Cajun Rice, Mashed Potatoes & Gravy, and also 4 of their Spicy Chicken Sandwiches.

For woman to do the sex with and also inside of her it does not matter her politics or her race or nationality. The fact that that person is a phony shapeshifter may have a bearing on my decision. Seeing Kamala Harris' fake laugh makes me wonder what her fake orgasm is like. Guess I'd have to...

Can't you just punch out on your time card, be a civilian, and enjoy the scrum with the rest of us? If you don't want to unplug the phone then just redirect the complaints to the suicide hotline. I got the number. Just wait and I'll get it. Got it... "Suicide Hotline. It's your nickel, tough...

Wrestler knocked out cold in the ring as everyone does their spots around him and even on him. The Young Bucks idiots are executives in the company too.

I'm not a mod but I have a neat idea for the mods. Starting now and through the entire month of November allow ****** people from the Political Section back in. How awesome would that be? If the complaint hotline starts ringing off the hook then just unplug it from the jack.

Joo right, mang.

Even Democrat Superhero Crazie Mazie could not vanquish this foe.