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This is how I believe the vast majority of *** owners are already. Follow the law and keep them safe. Do this and there is no problem. Only take them out when you want or need to use them. The owner has a number. The *** has a number. All can be traced. Pretty fucking simple. What more do you want?

Red, I don't know if you have done this yet, but perhaps a strapon with a pair being dipped into a dude's mouth is what this is all about. Snap a few and see what the reaction is. Couldn't hurt.

Too many reasons to list. They would still be here if they just left it alone for what it was.

How much to rent a table space there? I'll be selling individual packages of tissues for $5 a pop. Purell $20.

Dude, you've gotta get out of the house. Video games and television just turn your mind into mush. And besides that, it is antisocial. Sure, you may have friends that do the same thing, but what does that say? A group of guys that don't get out into the world. That spells of loser. Women aren't...

How did I forget The Jerry Garcia Band. Sure it was a great show but did we ever pay for it. Our college student union gave Jerry a blank check for his expenses. He flew in and put up a dozen of his friends and stuck us with the tab. The dumb fucks that booked them nearly bankrupted our student...

Travel? Oh, hell no. Let's put it this way, I am not afraid to jump into the car and go. That's fun and I feel free. At any time I can turn my ass around, throw my **** in the trunk and come back. Nice and comfortable. Plan a destination for time? That's another story. Every time I did that it...

Brooklyn was when I was like *******. After some years in this world I wound up in NJ. All of the rest of my ****** either stayed in NYC or Upstate NY. I still I miss and enjoy my roots. But yet they are not so far away that I can't be with them. Everyday life in NJ is a treat. Nothing is too...

Fuck that. Drill the round hole and smack the corners out with a recessed chisel.

No, you are wrong. There are many families that have struggles living in poverty that raise good ********. Many more than you would like to give credit to. *** or *** may have shitty jobs but yet deliver something to their ******** to help them rise above. They make them go to school and do...

NJ is a cool place to live. Where I am it's less than an hour by train or drive to Manhattan. I don't go there much though. I grew up in Brooklyn, moved upstate, back to Staten Island (what a **** hole) then to NJ. How did you find Freeones?

I'm not a pornstar but am blonde and some think of me as kind of hot. Don't let the name or avatar fool you. I don't post pics so don't bother asking for them. Have you ever been to NJ?

A bunch of old bald guys stomping the **** out of someone. Nice find Roald.

People that don't understand Fox News don't understand any news. If you want to lump Hannity and Beck and O'Reilly into EVERYTHING that is news on Fox then you are dead wrong. They don't have desks at the dinner hour, they are prime time programs for our entertainment. Don't you get it? Can't...

We're talking about 2 different kinds of crimes here. Muggings and robberies take things away from people and COULD be for economic reasons. Not always but some of it could be attributed to that. We also have the drive by. Shootings at a basketball court. Gang **** where bullets fly. Everyday...

Yes they are different because their jobs involve and depend upon getting cameras and microphones stuck in their faces. When they get called out about what they say they shouldn't be shocked. They said what they said to draw the attention.

Juliet Huddy does the local 5AM in NY now. She may look good but as soon as she has nothing to read she is a mess. The rest of the crew knows it and not afraid to point it out on air. We also picked up Jill Nicolini. Former Miss Long Island that had her title stripped because she posed for...

That's not such a bad idea. Make it optional just like cars or pets. If you want it, get it. If not, so it goes. Don't ever think this **** would possibly become legislation though.

I prefer the pat down. "Thank you officer may I have another?"

Easy search to find what people think is a good idea. A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth pancake syrup. Light bulbs. The stupidest I found was a guy that had his partner put a funnel into his ass and pour wet cement into it.

In more ways than not. I have to pay rent or mortgage. Get the car fixed. Do laundry and cook. Fight with my ******. Leave some clothes hanging around or dishes in the sink when I'm too lazy to pick them up. Change light bulbs. Set a clock to get to work. Other than what industry they are in...

I've seen it too. Living 90 minutes north of NYC in the 70's it took 10" to close a school. NYC had milk deliveries threatened with 2". 3 days ago 3" shut down Upstate with slush doing the same to NYC. Grow a pair people. **** up early and shovel the ****. Call out sick when you want an extra...

So many more. *** control Rosie O'Donnell has an armed body guard walking her *** to school. Michael Moore owned $500,000 of Halliburton stock in his foundation.

I thought this **** was resolved decades ago. Morning school announcements paused for a moment of silent meditation. Everyone prayers to themselves in whatever form they want for 30 seconds and the day moves on. Atheists and Agnostics can wish for world peace or if grilled cheese sandwiches will...

I just got a Target card. 5% off anything through the register or on-line. Full grocery and I can walk there from my place. Free delivery too. Buy now and save. Pay later. Win, win, win, win, win.

Bring back jsmoothpa. Every time he posted the sun came out from behind the clouds.

Somebody rep her for me because I can't. Any time someone thinks of me as a boob I can proudly say, "Yes I am. Ask Briana Lee. Got a problem with that? Take it up with her."

Rervidfum,"Which number do you see registration of each transaction...because I have a MAJOR problem with *** registration, on any and every level. I must have missed it, please give me a number, maybe I'm not reading it right." I have never owned a *** other than a Daisy BB back in the 70's...

Most of the things advocated that are cut and dry I don't have a problem with. Registrations of each transaction, criminal background checks, purchases of registered safes, safety courses. All are okay. Databases can easily be set up for all of these things. I don't want my *** being traced back...

I call it sub-contracting.

Rickles in the area this summer. He's doing Westberry, Bergan, and the Taj. Taj seats go on sale Feb 9. $30 50 70. That's where I seen him.

Dude from work went in on a beach house with some other couples on the Barrier Islands. A few years back he was down on vacation and had to evacuate for a hurricane. Tore the place up. My thought was, wow that really sucks. He told me fuck it. No big deal. **** happens all the time. Between the...

Ask them which is better, shoe laces or the NY Times?

****** the second round of funding. What pisses me off is that Florida Republicans voted 13-3 against it. How often do hurricanes blow through there EVERY FUCKING YEAR?

Goodfellas.

Are Briana's boobs better than Brianna's boobs? Discuss.

Want to have some fun with your friends? Straighten out a paper clip and stick it into end of a cigarette till it hits the filter and snip it off. Light the cigarette and smoke it in front of your friends. Watch their eyes. The ash stays and never falls off for the entire length of the smoke.

I may have to change my signature to this.

Yes, every county has their own mental health facilities and a run through would weed out the psychos. Now let's say that you get a DUI and part of the penalty is ******* treatment. Would that record turn up on the database and red flag you? Your teen aged *** flips out on you and threatens you...

All I can think about Scandinavia is Ikea. We got a gift card and it took 5 trips in a year to spend $100. Other than the food and housewares stuff there is no reason to go in there. Who buys that ugly ****? Is that the standard home decorative in European households?

I'll side with you on the pregnant porn thing. Not my thing. That would disturb me as a *****. If it was mommy with *****, that could be explained and ease my mind. But the conversation that was started here was about ******** of porn actors in general. Let's say that an actress never has a...

This hand written **** is making me cry. Squally, you are a fucking genius. I haven't had so much fun since jsmoothpa. I need to get my printer hooked up so I can join the fun. Thread of the Year.

Glady, if I am correct, you do watch some sorts of porn. When you watch it, do you think about the ******** of those on screen? I think you do otherwise you would not be so passionate in your opinions. With that being said, how much do you really care? Disgusted enough to stop watching it? Maybe...

Sorry about that. Are Boston cream donuts better than electric can openers? Discuss.

Holy **** assari! It isn't about different opinions. It's about a conglomeration of shitty threads started on the boards. Persecution? No. There is a lot of intelligent debate here. We have all had our asses handed to us at some point in time. It's not to make the poster look bad, it's to drive...

No. I am not in favor of any kind of freedom of speech. Speech and the publics expressions of opinions need to be regulated for the good of the collective people. There is no place for dissonance when it comes to the decided benefits established by the proletariat for the masses.

Sucks how that works. Guy doesn't know if he is being checked out till he turns his back and is walking away.

You ungrateful prick. If it weren't for the USA you would be goose stepping to work getting paid in deutsche marks. We didn't do such a bad job against the Japanese imperialism either. Vietnam? That **** hole was a Brit and French situation. Once they got our help those guys packed their bags...

Re: LoL Alex Jones I first heard of him on that overnight radio show Coast to Coast with George Noory. You know the one that talks about space aliens and bigfoot and **** like that. Jones is a semi-regular there.

Okay, since this thread has gone past 10 posts, let me ask a question of how threads are handled. At what point do threads get removed? X number of replies over X period of time? I remember seeing something to that effect being posted and would like a refreshment of this thing. It's not like I...