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Shameless douchebag is still selling toothpaste during an apology.

Our Game Show Host looking Governor is the poster boy for insincerity. He's one of those guys with a face made for a fist like Carson Daly has. As a stoner I always hated preppies. Like to backhand him and break his little chicken neck. Photos Show California Gov. Newsom Flouting Coronavirus...

Imagine how fancy a chastity belt that fastidious Dego fashionista will roll in with entering the penitentiary gates to keep Rufus and Bubba from conducting major operations within his prison walls. I may send one of those fellas a cake. Lori Loughlin's Husband Mossimo Giannulli Spotted With...

My ears were burning so much the neighbor smelled smoke, just came over, and through a blanket over my head. Allahu Akbar. My trouble in supporting Conan was that I forgot TBS existed and I wouldn't have been able to adjust the rabbit ears to pick up such a low frequency UHF signal. I'm loyal...

DAC is a conflicted man also being a Mormon. A beautiful song here.

David Allan Coe is an insane genius and a cotdam American Treasure. Also a sly bastard who dusted Willie's cigarette. How's that for Outlaw? Classic badass Country if there ever was. Try to watch and appreciate even if you don't like the genre. DAC's voice is amazing.

I really like Conan O'Brien. I was a big fan of his NBC show and was so proud of the guy when he became host of the Tonight Show. Wrong format with the wrong guy there. Jimmy Fallon can't hold Conan's jock strap when it comes to comedy. Conan went off into the sunset into obscurity all the way...

Only if you could narrow down and be specific about how random including as many details as possible.

Pretty good pacing for 3 1/2 hours. DeNiro, Pacino, and Pesci all turned in good performances. Ray Romano too was terrific in a non-comedic role. Scorsese is always great doing these type of films. I made sure to run 15 minutes late for everything today just for shits and giggles. Traffic...

My remaining ***** ****** in California live in Palos Verdes. They aren’t annoying but super phony which makes me super duper unfiltered if I have more than 4 Heinekens around them. I prefer having my wife’s ****** over at my house so I can hold court. My wife has a cast iron stomach and has no...

He’s actually on his way to pick up Salvatore The WOP and sneaking him back into America undetected.

She may have already inquired about possible open shifts at the watering hole she used to pour drinks at.

We've done "What is your porn name?" already so what would your name be if you were a mobster? My name is Vincenzo Caligari AKA Vinny The ******* My wife's name is ****** Mary Arsenic AKA Nurse Hatchet My Persian neighbor's name is Frank Cessna AKA Frankie The Plane

She will one day appear in our humble and modest message board store of pornography begging for attention by flashing her culo.

Nancy needs a cement bra herself to prop up those big saggy udders. She's gonna trip over them soon.

"For I Am Mars... The God Of War... And I... Will Cut... You Down!"

There is no new Lemmy coming from this current generation of pussies. A fella like Lemmy used be called a real man. Someone who dared to be as bold today would suffer from toxic masculinity.

We are still doing pretty much the same as last year. All totaled we will have right around 10 people at the house. We eat Thanksgiving Dinner then get ***** outside on the deck.

AOC sure is rigid. How long do you think she'll last in the political game? Is Grandma Pelosi already fitting her for a pair of cement boots? She's at the fish market now ready to mail something.

No sin is forgiven until it is punished. -Mustafa Ali (Leader of Retribution) - recently turned heel and massive SJW crybaby during a promo on Monday Night RAW

How in the heck was Lemmy not in any of the Pirates Of The Caribbean films? He was like a pirate on black beauties.

I like the more older classic and Outlaw type Country. I can’t stand the bubble gum Pop Country. Here is an album that should be played mighty often in this here message board store of pornography.

Death is the thing that makes me feel the most alive and hatred is the glue that holds me together. -Some weirdo

Got the Viking ***** in from UPS today. I examined the ***** pretty good under light. The brass, wood, and leather look just fine. The blade is gorgeous as you would expect. The only imperfection I saw was that the ***** doesn't fit perfectly in the scabbard. It fits and clicks but is a few...

She is attractive woman who has anus pink like bubble gum. She can stay.

Am I the only one who posts Country Music?

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope things work out soon.

Pretty good.

Nancy Pelosi has those nice, saggy Italian Grandma boobs that she can tie in a knot, tuck them in her sweatpants, or use them to hold the apron up while she stirs the sauce. Abbondanza! Is big! Those boobs are good for raising money for the Democrats. Those boobs aren't going anywhere. Plenty...

I love their macaroni salad and I don't usually like macaroni salad. Haven't tried the Island Fish. Tonight I had a piece of salmon. Wife cooked it. She did a fine job.

I agree 100%. I made a good buy and still feel my ***** will hold or appreciate in value. How about you picking one up? You seem to have an interest in something similar. I think one is fine for me... for now, at least. You won't lose a penny on it. Guaranteed. I'm getting the ***** from Amazon...

Beats me...

And all this time I thought I was just a happy stoner with more money than brains.

I just bought a Cold Steel Damascus Viking *****. I got a really good deal on it as it's $949 retail but I got it from Amazon for $491. I would like to buy a real accurate Viking ***** but I wouldn't know how to get one at a reasonable price getting good value. I checked Kult Of Athena and their...

Today I went to Ono Hawaiian BBQ. When I walked up I saw they had a "B" grade from the Health Dept on the front door. I walk in and see girl behind register. "I see you have B grade on door. That means you be best! Way better than only adequate. Congratulations for being best at being...

Thanks fellas. Good complete answers.

That's pretty much what I'm doing. I also think I'm addicted to seeing packages on my front step in the morning. Such a nice way to start the day until I realized I ****** more money on crap. I think my favorite things about knives and swords is to look at myself in the mirror holding them then...

I used to think no but now I'm not sure. Still skeptical but Francis has motives to act. I went to a Catholic Elementary School. There were 2 nuns who used to beat the same 3 boys over and over. The nuns, years later, were terminated. They weren't terminated for the sinful assaults but the...

The dumbbell was as fake as the news he reports. I could write 100 lbs on a Q-Tip but it's still a cotton swab.

Neither can he.

Does anyone know the history or reason behind Donald Trump's signature orange make-up? I know a lot of older white guys get a little green in the gills but most don't go full oompa-loompa. Also, is there a backstory on his haircut? Is it some old-fashioned, distinguished New Yorker style? I...

I hear 'ya. My wife is very tolerant of my buying habits and nerdiness but she has her limits too. If I have a "man cave" it looks like it started in one room then a grenade went off spreading my crap all over the house. I am also interested in Viking stuff. But, what I really want now is a...

You think Jerry Falwell Jr is hanging out with Hunter Biden now? Those two would be interesting partners in crime together. Jerry would be peaking through the curtain Punishing Percy while watching Hunter Biden do the sex to unwanting, innocent ********. "Gotta get me some more crack so I can...