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Mopar guy, huh? I was driven home from the hospital as a baby by my *** in a 1964 Chrysler Newport. My first car was a 1970 Plymouth 'Cuda. My Godfather had a 1969 Dodge Dart until he died within the last few years. Reggie Jackson either has or had a big Mopar collection. There was some sort of...

Had some Subway tonight. Why not? It was the one on Sepulveda and National. They have a promotion where you get double protein for an extra two bucks so I got a Chipotle Steak 'n' Cheese (Double Steak) with everything plus jalapeños.

Tommy Lasorda and Larry King?

You can never have enough fellas who are willing to drive around in their truck after midnight while keeping their tools on them. God bless your ****** member. A word filter emergency can arise any hour of the day or night.

The term is sodium mummification.

I never thought I'd see a fight between them but I live in California and haven't been to New York since late 2019. What's the deal between those two degos??? Who betta?

Adam really put the work in all the way to the midnight hour finding a guy in his truck who still had his tools on him. Adam is good. He makes problems go away.

Does "ghosting" mean you made them disappear? Well done if properly executed. Closest thing she'll ever get to confronting you at your job will be to have her picture on a milk carton that's sitting on your desk. After a few unsolved mysteries it's probably good to delete your profile maybe...

No wonder. I was spending hour after hour on YouTube trying to find a video of someone eating an entire box of salt. Even LA ***** didn't try it. Check out these two awesome dudes from Bangladesh. This might have been good enough for a World Record but since they don't speak English it doesn't...

Go Dodger Blue!

Yeah Bubb... tell us about your car collection.

Thanks. I have guys like you in mind when I post them. Sorry about all the Metal. I was having a New Orleans theme. I think I'll post more Classic Rock stuff soon.

Is there a repairman you can call that is willing to come out at this hour? Want me to check Yelp for a good Word Filter guy?

Holy crapola! The address got blocked too. What is the opposite of mild that can give you puckerbutt? edit: Mild is not blocked. If I have enough time I can cook up some kind of racist conspiracy and have fun pointing fingers with the rest of the extra time that I had remaining from the...

The word in red letters...

Suppertime! Suppertime! Sup-Sup-Suppertiiiiiiiiiime!!! Tonight it was Gyros (Beef/Lamb) from Nick The Greek in Westwood Village over on Kinross right next to Fatburger before the alley where you can find metered parking at 25 cents for every 8 minutes enforced Monday-Saturday from 8AM-8PM. Sure...

Since this is a Message Board Store Of Pornography it makes sense that the word spicy is filtered but you can say cunt all day long.

The word spicy got word filtered. Just use the word "hot", I guess.

I may have to give it a try since there is a spicy option. https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/burger-king-enters-the-chicken-war-with-hand-breaded-sandwich-no-more-burger-joint-quality-chicken-142556188.html

Anybody plan on ordering one? I'm thinking about it. I had an Intellivision when I was a *** and the Amico looks to be doing a nice job putting out new versions of classic games.

Occupational hazard possibly by a rookie. She shoulda realized what God invented tits for and held those brown beauties up to be glazed.

OK. Story time... I admit to having a bad habit of shitting where I ate in the past. I was also lazy and looked for the path of least resistance to the sex. Distance also. This gal that we hired seemed good enough for a poke so I started sniffing around her. She lured me in and I was excited...

A Latina? Surprised she didn't try to take a pair of scissors to your pecker for pulling a stunt like that.

Before I was married I tried the online dating thing. Never worked for me. I got matched up with ladies who I would not normally be interested in. I accept my share of the blame as maybe I didn't do a good job with my profile. My aunt was the one who met my wife originally. She told me about a...

If she was Asian squirting in her little, slanty eye makes you quite a sharpshooter.

I told you you were a smart man. Keep those cards. If you got **** pass them down after you sit them down for a speech about taking good care of those cards. Things are worth what people are willing to pay for them.

A big part of my ********* revolved around baseball. I played Little League Baseball and played the heck out of Major League Baseball on my Intellivision. I loved collecting baseball cards and enjoyed going over to friends' houses to trade cards. I had one of those Kelly Guides that told what...

One time I went to go see Lilly on Robertson Bl (not Crazy Lily from Venice Bl) and after the session she gave me her demo CD of her singing "The Wind Beneath My Wings". Listened to it on the way home and figured Lily from Robertson would have a lot of availability in the future.

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I'm gonna watch this deal on the Netflix. Anybody seen it?

I can't eat the whole thing. I admit it. Can you eat an entire box of salt? If so, how many times have you done it and what is the most salt you've ever consumed in one sitting?

If a film gets Ghostbuster'd reaching out mainly to a demo that is not me chances are I will not be interested. I am a big fan of Sigourney Weaver's performance in ***** because she was believable which made me buy into her character. She's also 6 feet tall and had an iron jaw. If a woman wants...

That promo was a very Good Lucha Things.