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Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! Remember, a vote for Miss Hiybrid and another puppy dies.

No this one. And you are correct. Anders is half Finn and half Russian woman.

I wanted to negative rep you but it wouldn't allow me. Do you know how long it took me to translate your morse code from the other thread? Ugh! I'll be here in the morning but I have a question. We know when the voting ends but does anyone know when will the results be posted?

I have a package of cheese that says it's from Finland. I got it at my local A&P. If that's the case then I must be in Finland.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! If somehow my Internet goes out before I can cast my last vote I have backup plans to get them in.

3 votes round 3 3 time winner The year is 2013 March is the 3rd month There are 3 pints to a quart A ***** has 3 legs The Earth has 3 moons Am I getting close?

My ex-wife. Have one of her great and trusted couple friends set us up for dinner with them. Tell her about this wonderful guy and then I show up. She would be too mortified to let onto he friends. I play it off like I don't know her either and let the hijinks begin.

Depression and schizophrenia. Is that how it's listed on death certificates? And what about running With scissors? Don't you dare question all of the moms in the world.

I just saw the new hair and it works. Nice job.

Very important to not let the bag stick. Keep an eye on it. It should be able to slide on the loaf. If not the crust will come off the loaf and onto the paper when you peal it off.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! As much as I like puppy dogs I do prefer horses. 3 for Miss.

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

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Maryland school district bans hugs, party invitations and birthday cake in post-Sandy Hook overhaul of security policies As schools across the country tighten security in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook massacre, one Maryland school district is taking it to the extreme, banning everything from...

Sure there's a place that capitalism works, I live there. It's called the USA. People flood into this country more than any other because this is the place that offers the best opportunity. Not only does this country build wealth but we share it. Governmental and private citizens. Yea, rich...

That photo only needed 1 ******** box.

Come on and enter. It'll only cost you 3 blue tickets.

Anything this guy thinks up.

Monty Python and Mel Brooks. Smoke a cigarette anywhere you wanted. Lighters, ash trays and front bench seats were standard equipment in cars (starting in 2014 there will no longer be front bench seats available for any American car even as an option.) No seatbelt laws. Trick or treating was...

Sure communism works. It's in Vodkassiriland. Every day the sun is smiling a happy face with a rainbow in the sky. A bluebird will land on your shoulder and chirp. Elves bake cookies in hollow trees. Every ***** has a flying unicorn. The trolley stops on every street. Workers sing the Good...

I call fish since Mariah said she was going out on the boat.

Bob: Hi Brianna. Card game at 8 on Friday. You coming? Brianna Lee: Sure, what should I bring? Bob: How about my Tupperware from 4 months ago.

As soon as I saw this I thought of 48 hours with my deperted ****** telling me what a schmuck I was for not taking the money.

This is a tough one. What would we do with those $20? It wouldn't change our lives. Many of us could possibly save this much money if we were to cut back on our Starbucks, cable bills, and IPhone ****. The vast majority of us would find something useless to **** it away on like video games or...

It was great. $20 oz. for weed. The going theme was gas, ass, or grass. Nobody rides in my car for free. Built a nice little social network for everyone. We didn't need 200 Facebook friends to plan our stuff. They didn't proof you at the bars so at 16 there was a better than even chance you...

Savings Account Seizure Plan Draws Fury in Cyprus (NICOSIA, Cyprus) — A plan to seize up to 10 percent of savings accounts in Cyprus to help pay for a €15.8 billion financial bailout was met with fury Monday, and the government shut down banks until later this week while lawmakers wrangled...

Denny's coupons are legal tender in Greece.

I got a call from Briana Lee. She said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. There was nobody home.

Yes darling, take the paper off. Do not eat the paper. Throw it away. Eat only the meatloaf. I can give you a meatloaf recipe that doesn't need turkey on your Tart forum. I'm sure Mariah would welcome it here but since I am without camera I will wait before posting recipies here. She loves...

You know what Worm, we all know they suck at what they are trying to do. Over 20% of their budget is paid by USA. That $7 billion is just chump change to keep the "World as it should be" people off our backs. Yea, the east side of Manhattan is a nightmare. The traffic and all of them conciliates...

Re: What fat porn star would you rather have sex with? You know that is still a debate that rages on even with me. Cooking it with oil only prevents foam over. I also like the taste of the pasta independent of the sauce. I rinse in cold water to get the starch off. The sauce does not stick to...

Mariah, you said you were going to visit the UK soon. Please rescue this womam. Till then sit tight Miss Hybrid. Stay out of the kitchen. Make some phone calls and someone will bring you food. I worry about you.

I saw you do this in an earlier post and served it (believe it or not) at a card game at my house. One of my friends is a veg so I make sure to take care of him. The only difference was that I made them small enough to serve on a toasted oregano crostini. Keeps the fingers drier for handling the...

Sting. A few years back he went on tour with a lute. He played songs written 600 years ago and nobody gave a **** about the songs or their history. I remember seeing a video of one of these shows where there was a pause in the song and the crowd thought it was over. The audience began to applaud...

The UN is a pretty useless organization when it comes to acomplishing anything. Human rights continue to be ******** because soverign nations just thumb their noses at their resolutions.

Cars honk horns. Doors have knocks. Phones ring so I keep it simple and use classic bell.

Susie Diamond with Moe, Larry, and Shemp.

Re: What fat porn star would you rather have sex with? Dude, ...umm...dude... If you ask really quickly they will take the thread down.

Re: What fat porn star would you rather have sex with? Dude, ...umm...dude...

Did you say coming down the final stretch? You said your ******* has 4 horses. Does he race them?

Dave Mathews Band. Wife and I was taken by another couple who raved about them. We couldn't wait for this fucking thing to end and they were on for 2 1/2 hours. I'll never get what people see in them.

Re: pornstars without makeup So what have we learned? In the heat of battle ****** Borgia and Mandy Flores show us their boobies and the we are instantly back on subject. Don't question porn stars intelligence anymore.

I wanted to take bets on when Revaamp would make another "Why do people **** Indians?" thread. Also if he would do so before Sam's return. I'm going to go long. He gets through Easter without logging in. Stays with ****** for a month to settle things with The McCoys which is nowhere near...

I hope your new folks are following those links under Miss Hybrid's signature to her sites. Lots of hyjinx going on over there. Many of us here have fun at The Tart's Forum so stop on over. Become a Mobster. There's lots more Miss to enjoy.

Re: pornstars without makeup Look folks, the topic is sensetive to Mally. What do think his favorite models look like without makeup?

Christmas music.

Cleaning fish. I don't think that fetish market has been tapped yet.

I don't think it was a politically timed move. There's nothing wrong with admitting you were wrong. The left has done a 180 about their stance on nuclear energy.

Won't say. I stay anonymous in chat rooms.

At my ripe old age I've learned that you really never give up your dreams. Circumstances come up and get in the way. Your plan for achievement is ruined but that hope is always there. Subconsciously they are only put onto a shelf that you will come back to find. From the earlies time that I...