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She’s a rock. I don’t deserve her but I’m still keeping her for life. If you saw a picture of the two of us together you might ask, “Is that your wife or your hostage.” She agreed she wouldn’t attempt another escape so you do the math.

I can't pass the psych exam, **** test, or background check. You're one of the voices of reason around here. Either you or bubb or you and bubb.

Seems like it's come down to you two fellas. You are both mature gentlemen and either one of you would make a fine moderator. Why not flip a coin and whoever loses a best out of 5 is the new moderator?

Bray Wyatt got released. WWE booked him like crap. They'd have 4 weeks of creepy, cryptic promos with commentators selling for it acting scared too only for him to lay down for whoever at the PPV. They never allowed us to truly believe in him. He didn't need title belts but he needed to win more...

My wife is an ICU nurse. I asked her if she hears many people say, "I wish I just got the vaccine." She has but a mainly from their families. She sees stuff that would send me to the looney bin but stays cool as a cucumber at work and home. I don't know how she does it. I'm very proud of her though.

How did you know I was so into ladys’ anuses? That’s a cute balloon knot you gots there, girlie.

Me too. Why put graffiti and vandalize something so nice?

Maybe you guys are right and Piers Morgan will end up helping Mike Lindell sell pillows. I still wanna see him fight Alex Jones.

Any decent candidate against her couldn’t get a long enough furlough from prison to serve a single term. I heard a bit about Chicago and Illinois politics.

Those tits tho... She looks like a homeless, black, and female version of The Michelin Man. She's so fat and jiggly when she jumps around on stage it looks like she's got eight tits. My *** woulda called her a boob too. How does a citizenry aspire to such stupidity to choose this as their...

Who put a hat on a hobo? Are those supposed to be tits hanging over her belt? Some **** tits for sure even for a bum.

Hey, it's the poor man's Rush.

Hot vaj, lady.

Who watched AEW last night? Something really great happened. There was a Hardcore Match between Chris Jericho and Nick Gage. Nick Gage whips out a pizza cutter and starts carving up Jericho's head like a ham with it. We go to commercial break, split screen... it's a commercial for Domino's. As...

Somebody throw a net or wet blanket over this guy. He put the kibosh on the only decent station willing to run ads for him. He'll need to walk around Minneapolis wearing a sandwich board to advertise his crap now. Will he commit suicide before the girl in the above post? Place your bets...

Los Angeles is about 75% lawless now. To improve things we either need serious law and order or go completely 100% lawless and see who's left to run things afterwards. "That sure was a hootenanny! Looky who they pinned the badge upon!"

That was a long time ago when she was in her 70s too. Hasn't the odometer turned over by now? I'd like to overlay the marriage of Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins with the film Jacob's Ladder to see the consistency of patterns assuming he survived the gunshot and wasn't in an alternate reality...

He pays by the kilo. Keeps me pretty busy.

The last time Megyn Kelly was seen in broad daylight she said Jane Fonda’s tits were so dry they’re mummified.

I'm ready to look at your pictures. I just came back from the Walgreen's. If you'd ever like to have some pie and coffee with me I'd gladly stop by Home Depot on the way to your place. I've always found the Hustler Store to be a poor substitute for a real hardware store.

I always thought the circumference of Donald Trump's anus was big enough to have Preparation H applied with a paint roller. If you chopped off one of his hemorroids you could hand it off to Sally Struthers, she packs it in ice in a cooler, flies it over and feeds a buncha hungry-hungries still...

You'd have to ask the racist White Liberals who live around me on the Westside of LA. I may be clumsy and make an unfashionable joke but those are the fuckers who will ***** you in the back leaving you out to dry.

Good question. Perhaps one person's opinion may effect popular culture and the other more important world events. I appreciated the unsafeness of what Piers did embracing the potential consequence. He knew he would catch **** for it but did it anyway. Thanks. I remember the salad was nutty and...

Can't we all get along? When Jane Fonda's sarcophagus opens I hope she's available for comment too. https://www.yahoo.com/news/hollywood-actress-susan-sarandon-joins-005200368.html

Nothing wrong with dumping everyone in a mass grave. I don't mind as it also bums me out. I didn't enjoy making this thread especially for the reason for making it.

You don't have to agree with him to appreciate his boldness. I remember this one time my ****** was telling me in the car all the way to Thanksgiving Dinner that she would provide a formal defense for Benedict Arnold and be willing to take on all the Palos Verdes ****** members by herself. She...

Amen *******. Just enjoy the ridiculousness of the whole thing. Enjoy your savings on ice cream while laughing at Zionists beating them at their own game.

You're not gonna get an argument from me on that one but people are getting more persnickety by the day having plenty of extra time to split hairs and beat dead horses. Don't pay attention to them and maybe direct them toward some decent psychiatric care if they fling the race card at you.

He's our role model, what we aspire to as fellow sweaty perverts. Somebody get me one of those fancy Congress jobs so I can level up my perversion. My absolute power will be my corruptor as I transform into The Caesar Of Uranus.

I'm kinda fantasy booking as an agent for Matt Gaetz post-political appearances in this thread. https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/florida-congressman-matt-gaetz-whats-his-deal.1002063/

Aw fuck, I was in the car driving to work when I heard of Stevie Ray Vaughan's death. I was planning on seeing him play with Eric Clapton too.

When you put that in the form of a question I wasn't sure which one of my options you chose.

Let's celebrate the life of Dusty Hill and always enjoy the music he and the rest of ZZ Top gave us.

A gal from Buckhead hosted me for 4 years. I deleted becase I read your post wrong.

delete please.

Donald Trump was crusading against crime while committing crimes. I guess he also wants black cock because he'll be surrounded by them in prison.

I heard they value money and are apt to be shamelessly cheap and conniving. Jews are the ones who told me that so I'm still Kosher. They also taught me what "Jewpons" were. Again, not my fault for learning that since it was from one of them. Y'know, those people. Since Jesus is God and also a...

If the police are not allowed to do their jobs the people will have to take back the streets. I hope a wave of horror is coming soon to make everything clean again. Horror will always defeat ******. https://www.yahoo.com/news/******-botched-robbery-victim-says-173115528.html

Thanks. I'm about to watch. I watch Wrestling at night then WrestlingWithWregret on the toilet when I **** up the next day. Brian Zane should do all the shows though.

Bill O'Reilly has plenty of extra time these days to spend a nice afternoon in the back parking lot of FNC sitting in his Escalade wearing sunglasses and a raincoat jerking off to all the news sluts after they clock out, leave work, and exit through the back door. I bet he still hasn't fixed...

I have a question this being 2021 and all. If you haven't even seen enough interracial pornographic videos to notice the thumbs down for the interracial pornographic videos does that make you more or less of a racist than the person who gave the thumbs down to the interracial pornographic...

That Drip Stick is the Bee's Knees. Fuckin' Byron flopping around ended up looking like he just sat in the front row at a Sea World show. Miz gets knocked backward out of his wheelchair then the bucket full of Drip Stick fuel spills all over him. I was high as fuck enjoying this segment.

What would Jesus do? He's Jewish so would he go for the sale to save some money? He sure likes ice cream.

Oh but it looks so good. Let me buy you some.

I don't know. Something like that. Someone mad or not happy. Ben & Jerry's are having some great sales at the supermarket though. I withstood the dirty looks on the Westside of LA waiting in line with a shopping cart full of it and got some great savings yesterday. Those anti-Semitic Jews make a...

He not only shoved an 80 year old woman but he snuck up from behind to do it. How microscopic were the balls of the coward who did that? It just shows no one is immune from being mugged or backjumped. Criminals have always been, still are, and will always be scum. Fight them instead of coddling...