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I told her I was gonna fuck her ******. I got the "Oh No You're No" only every other word in between was a 4 letter word

Nope, not at all why? Why should he display another countries flag here? Whatever, I'm not gonna defend myself to you:thefinger

could someone point me to the posts with the good leg shots? I've seen this chick in a few movies and am blown away by her legs every time!!!

Good for him! We're in america not fucking mexico. You fly the american flag in america! You fly the mexican flag in mexico. Simple!

Figures it'd be a hot asian chick...but yea, game does look nice! Defenantly worth checking out! Though EA has it's name on it so they'll fuck it up, but DICE makes some nice engines! So, we'll have to wait and see. What in the hell is Parkour?

Awesome! :glugglug:

One small step for man...one giant leap backward for man kind...

Just finished GTAIV, so now I'm on to doing all the extra side **** for more achievements! I should go through the story again, not just to see the other ending, but also to beat the story missions in under 30 hours for that achievement!

Yes it is! You mean to say the best in the game by far? I just finished the game and none of the missions were as fun as that! Of course there are some that are a whole lot more frustrating! Hey! Let me know what your decision is at the end of the game, we can compare notes if you chose a...

Why would you want to stop?

He was refering to DOA82's post.

Lips!

Absolutely!!! :glugglug:

either way is fine by me!

Genesis was my favorite console growing up. They had the best games back in the day. I wouldn't buy one of these though. I'd rather find someone selling their old console with a **** load of games for say 50 bucks!

I've only ever caught Kat Williams there. He's pretty good. I've not seen the other guy yet.

Good ol hydrogen. Oh wait...that would help stabilize the climate if we replace gasoline with it. It's also safer. At least today it is not so much back in '37. But what the hell do I know?

OH I've known that for years! I still say we should have left Iraq alone and gone after Iran first! The whole world knows they have or are working on nuclear technology, and Iraq doesn't. So who does our genius master in chief decide to ****** Iraq...:rolleyes:

Covert huh? Must not be if its all over the net. Well here we go, maybe WWIII can finally start!

Profound! :thumbsup: If its instinct then it can not be either good nor evil. As for the last part of your statement, we're never gonna survive long enough to perfect our own species!

Re: Do You Fancy Indian/Pakistani Chicks? The thing with Indian/Pakistani chicks at least in what I've seen from television and movies and such is that there is no middle ground with them. Either they're hot as hell or dog ass ugly.

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Because, LL, people like this simply don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves!

Maybe not so much, after all she can't talk back! Anyway Ubigo get yourself a fleshlight!

Yes, I carry credit card debt, but I'm not gonna specify an amount. I'm working on paying it down, which I estimate will take me another 2 years to pay off! :( Fucking bullshit scam if I ever saw one.

The end of time? psh, bullshit! As said above, time will never end, well it will, but not for billions of years after humans are long past gone!

Think she married for money? Damn she's like a gold diggers idol or some ****!

I'm not really a breast fan, myself. They are nice don't get me wrong, but a bunch of ***** chicks flashing a camera does nothing for me. HOWEVER...the lesbian scene at the end...now thats a whole nother story!

Are these gonna be nano bots? Well regardless. I don't trust the idea of giving machines that much intelligence! Think about it. A machine that can think for itself and yet at the same time has no conscience or morals...not good my friends...not good at all...

Fox said it best in another thread. 16

Christ! This derailed quick! Anyway, FOX, I must say I agree that 16 is a fine age to make everything! Now back to the argument at hand! I suggest getting ***** in real life and then in the game and trying to drive in the game...:rolleyes: Makes you kinda queezy but...you laugh your ass off!!!

Yep! I agree with hedonis as well.

I dunno, who she is, but I'm fairly certain she's not jesus christ

Re: Suggest a punishment for the Austrian sicko who ***** & imprisoned his own daught Death! Simple.

Is it wrong that I actually agree with this one??? :rolleyes:

english please

:rofl: I fucking knew it! Some fucking parent group would want GTAIV either pulled from shelves or the rating raised. Seriously. If your *** can't tell the difference between the consequences of driving ***** in a video game...you know fiction/make believe! And driving ***** in real...

Shouldn't be to much longer now!

GTA always has a few missions that **** me off too! For example, anyone rob the bank in IV yet? It'll take a few tries to get through! But the pay off is very very nice!

Gtaiv

Awesome! Thanks!:glugglug:

Hell yea! The explosions are top notch!!!

who is she? http://hellfucks.com/50plus/015pnhg9d8863/el-ladies-eroticlive.html

The driving does get easier as you progress. Takes some getting used to thats for sure! You just gotta brake early for turns and take it easy sometimes. Once you figure it out, it's a blast! Also the damage on the vehicles is damn near perfection, it shows exactly what you would expect it to...

Yep! :thumbsup: She's...how do you say...a "Fucking Bitch" ;) ***** driving is actually quite hard, the cops...OMFG...THE COPS!!! I'm extremely impressed with the cops! They are actually tough to escape this time! Damn near impossible on 3 stars and I've not yet gotten away on 4 stars...

I dunno how things work in the UK but here in the states, you preorder at a gamestop and you get the game at midnight! Down to 3 hours now!

:1orglaugh no **** right!

bumped for Masha and the camel toe song!

I wasn't aware of that. Eh lots of stuff gets repeated in the funny section, since it's so hard to search. Your link there is dead by the way. BUT the camel toe song is hilarious!

true, I left a message for you on live. Can't say I blame you for putting it on the bigger tv. I'll have it on my 42, which is far better than I had just a few months ago. So I'll get to finally put my 360 and my new tv to the test! I swear if I'm ever gonna get the red ring, it'll be while...