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I also would not have sex with any of them nor Hillary either. There is someone on the board who is a fan of Nancy Pelosi’s big saggy Italian Grandma boobs. I forgot who the person was.

I just had some Chips & Salsa then found some cookies in the dining room that I also ate. I washed it all down guzzling Hershey Syrup out of a plastic squeeze bottle while standing in the opened refrigerator door in my underwear cooling my nuts. Sure was good.

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Since she pulled a Gavin Newsom I'll wait five days then I'm taking it straight up her San Juanita and push her Congressional Stool in way up past The District.

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My wife is 7 years younger than me but in my single days there was this one prostitute that I used to fuck who was crazy old.

I like Hawaiian Pizza with Hawaiian Canadian Bacon on it.

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I can't jack off to models, actresses, or anyone I have no personal connection with. I Punish Percy to regular gals I come across; ones that I have had sex with, ones that I could have sex with, and others that would require only mere acts of sorcery to acquire. I do like following Asian College...

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Exactly. How in the heck does someone not like pizza? Take just a Cheese Pizza. What'dya got??? Well... dough, tomato sauce, cheese. That's it. What is there to object about those three harmless ingredients put together as a pie then blasted to perfection in an oven? There are probably people in...

Yeah. She's a widow who was married to a Kosher Jewish guy for years. I imagine she told him she didn't like pork when they exchanged their vows.

Lesson learned right here, I reckon... https://www.yahoo.com/news/video-shows-man-engulfed-flames-212929899.html

She even gave me a California Pizza Kitchen gift card for Christmas. She goes to the same Italian Restaurant in the neighborhood that we go to. They have great Margherita Pizza. She doesn't even like their pizza. WTF? How in the heck does somebody not like pizza? It reminds me this one time when...

Didn't the Israelis invent a mask with a zipper on it so you can be masked-up and dine out at the same time? Video showed so much food getting all over the opening you weren't sure if they were serious. "Was only joke... Wait! You willing to buy???? Go... go see my wife at register so you can...

Tony Montana, even totally and completely coked out, was too well thought out and planned for the likes of Bradshaw.

The house is loaded with that stuff from Christmas but I still prefer a good ole Hershey Bar.

That seems a bit bitter. I also like Dark Chocolate but way lower on the percentage. One of my favorite things is Dark Chocolate covered Honeycomb.

You are 100% correct, X. I feel sorry for all the sweaty perverts that have never enjoyed some sopping wet Latina pussy. It's wet. It's warm. It's welcoming.

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I'm a Hersheys guy for sure. Just opening up and smelling a plain Milk Chocolate Hershey Bar puts a smile on my face. Nestle Crunch is a darn good Nestle Chocolate Bar but I'm going with Hersheys. Hersheys Chocolate Syrup stomps a mudhole in Nestle Quick then walks it dry too.

The closest Hollywood Henderson knew about math was if somebody shorted him on an 8 ball.

Chicago's gangs musta been playing double-headers back then. It's nice that even losers can be winners.

Why can’t Demon Burger sound like this all the time instead of putting out the sissy synth dominate crapola? This is some good Black Metal right here…

Congratulations to Chicago and all the gang members that made this accomplishment possible. Chicago won the Super Bowl of Homicide scoring 797 in 2021. I'd like to see how good they could do in 2022 if they actually removed those pesky police who occasionally get in the way of committing more...

I looked at crazy Terry Bradshaw for a minute and wondered.

Thank you for the clarification. Just curious about the change. Evil asshole it is for the time being then. Gotcha…

Lux, what happened to evil ahole? Is evil asshole an upgrade or a downgrade? I thought evil ahole was more funner but I'm not the intended target audience.

Another good coach. RIP Dan Reeves.

How goes it? I'm watching the Rose Bowl right now still enjoying the remnants of last night's THC swirling around my head as I ***** coffee.

It was defintely a learning moment but I hope it doesn't stunt his growth.

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I forgot to mention that after I ate the pork rinds w/hot sauce but before I unloaded the burp onto the ***'s face I chugged an entire can of Vernor's Ginger Ale.

Might need to bring a can of Crisco along with a crowbar to slip into the cadaver. I don't think she'll mind as her face will be frozen with her television smile and dimples. Like jerking off onto the TV Guide.

Well in that case I hope she's still fresh, warm, and intact enough to get laid on her birthday.

RIP to Betty White. I wonder if her last words could be repeated on television during the ****** hour.

I melted his forehead and he cried.

Even if it were Trump? You could consume, process, and eject making him roommates with Osama Bin Laden flushing the evil ahole waste products to their final destination.

Being amused and being bothered are two entirely different things. Opinions are like aholes…

Lux has Trump Tourette Syndrome unable to keep Trump's name out of his mouth so he might as well consume him entirely. I'm sure the Donald is already stuffed with fries beforehand.

Hey Lux, if you could have evil ahole Donald Trump ground up into Soylent Green as food but you would have to eat the entire evil ahole Donald Trump Soylent Green then would 'ya?

Tonight it's some Fire OG Indica. It's a bit over 26% THC and I paid $200 for an ounce out the door. Good weed. I feel so relax...

Sure looks like it. https://www.yahoo.com/news/harry-reid-former-senate-majority-012904381.html

What didn't Smashburger capitalize on this tragedy?

I'm a lifelong Raider fan who watched, remembered, and enjoyed seeing John Madden as our coach. Glad he made so much cash from video games too. Also a legendary color commentator. He also taught me what a Turducken was. RIP Coach...

No need but we can get back on topic. The above question is relevant to the thread and what we were discussing previously. Which of the potential Democrat candidates do you feel has the best chance to win the Nomination and General Election? Please focus on the positive traits of your candidate...