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All clear. You can go back to blaming the guns.

Some have but haven't pretty much all of them been low self-esteem, introverted, loser incels who couldn't even look a woman in the eye to ask her for a date and are more likely to live a life of masturbation hiding behind a monitor to virtually fulfill their fantasy while their brain rots from...

Never mind the guns for a minute but why are people deciding to thrown their own lives down the toilet while turning against the entire human race trying to annihilate the world? Why? What is in their heads? Why have they become so hateful? Why does their own existence not even matter anymore...

Hey gmase, your opinion... do you think Trump truly believes the election results were fraudulent at this point in time or is he just using an legion of gullible patsies to position himself better for next time? He's a carny like Vince McMahon and sometimes reality and illusion is hard to...

What a time for Mikhail Gorbachev to die when either people **** Russia or laugh at them. No respect either way. RIP to Gorbachev though. https://www.yahoo.com/news/mikhail-gorbachevs-death-close-friend-224128139.html

When I think Riley I usually think of Pat Riley.

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Whoopsie… blame it on the weed. Not the first time and won’t be the last. My memory remains being dogshit.

I think Raquel Rodriguez will be a star one day but now she’s being sent out there smiling looking like a retard who just got handed a balloon on their birthday.

Once you start watching you can't stop. Only an hour.

I remember as a *** sitting around and occasionally some old person would chuckle then go, "Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife of Riley!" To this day I have no idea who I was compared to.

I like American Cars & Trucks and am a proud owner of a 2014 GMC Sierra Z71 SLT. We build good full-sized trucks in America but do a **** job paving roads in LA.

Still and probably always my #1 favorite album.

Another place I worked the manager hired this overly-coiffed actor type from NYC. Jewish too. I yelled at my manager in his office about hiring him and didn't allow my Black goon friend to ever go and bail him out. "If he don't belong here he shouldn't be here!", I'd tell him while restraining...

I'm an old fashioned multi-tasker and I use the time preheating the oven to walk to the back of the house and pinch off a loaf while listening to a wrestling or video game podcast. When I get back to the kitchen the oven is ready at 425 degrees and I throw the fries in for 5-7 minutes.

I worked security with a guy named Edward who was so dumb I called him Special Ed.

I ***** with this gal called Rita who I called Rim Job Rita. When other fellas did the same as me with no rim job people started talking... a lot, wondering why they didn't get rimmed too. Well, I made it all up and there was no rim job even if I did use Rita's vagina for wiener storage. That...

That was Vince's deal, I think. Omos was on his way to getting a pair of dancing shoes if Vince didn't step down. We shall see if Shanky is still cutting a rug in the new regime.

Too easy. Thank you...

Remove this bathroom wall on two legs from my television set this instant! She gives me nervous green diarrhea by just looking at her. If I saw Kayden Carter in a strip club I'd pay her $20 to walk away. She ain't my cup o' tea nor my 40 Oz of malt ******. Into the flaming dumpster she goes...

Gunther is the type of wrestler I like. Great match against Nakamura and I'm looking forward to his upcoming brawl with Seamus. Gunther is solid and everything he does looks like it hurts. He's a grown man who fights like one.

I think they’ve always been separated. Linda is far from stupid. It’s kind of a Bill and Hillary business marriage where the actual spouses are the last ones you’d catch in bed together.

This gets my foot tappin’ and my head swayin’…

Hershey Chocolate Syrup is so good sometimes it doesn’t make the glass or even a spoon. Just pop the top and ***** it straight while standing in the open door of the refrigerator at 4AM in your underwear.

A lot of the high flying stuff looks too light like a mosquito landing on you. Somebody does a Double-Flippy Pescado over the top onto the outside and his shirt barely touches the guy's back and he still sells it. Wrestling is still supposed to be simulated combat. You ever doing any fancy-dancy...

The only thing a woman should be top billed at is in a pornographic video. You can put them in mainstream feature films but only in supporting roles or background fluff if you intend for your movie picture to turn a dollar at the box office. Crusaders chasing after lost causes tend to go broke.

I'm getting tired of all this high-flying monkey spot crapola. It looks overly cooperative like a choreographed dance routine. Male cheerleaders, figure skaters, and gymnasts have no business in professional wrestling.

... it was good as new like it was freshly made! The beef patty in the Quarter Pounder is juicy and OK in the microwave for a short time. I kept the Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese in the box and also in the brown bag when I threw it in the microwave. I do that hoping it absorbs any steam...

We go for the heels in this house. I even make sure my wife and ******-in-law back the heels too. No Babyface Fire Allowed!

When you end up in a jail house when you hoping to end up in a whore house. This is a good time for a Snickers Bar...

Maybe keeping an Iguana on each shoulder might be a good idea.

I would consider this an accidental parody. I am a proud owner of this on DVD. On a scale of 1-5 ******* bottles I give Lady Terminator 3 1/2 as that's how much I need to ***** to get through the whole deal. Good times.

I have nothing against Wendy Choo when she's out of that crapola sleepytime gimmick. The match was fine and I do like Tiffany. Ever notice I seem to have more passion for pro wrestling than politics? Pro Wrestling is more transparent and honest with both possibly having predetermined outcomes...

Indeed. The very same lab Dr Frankenstein gave rim jobs to the African-African guy from The Who.

Nikkita is at the stage where she should start losing weight because she looks like she could turn into Doudrop if she don’t put the fork down soon. I married an Asian woman so I’m about quality over quantity. Some fellas are into quantity and might still jack off to Nikkita even if her ass...

I think this vaccination program would be more effective getting a higher percentage of people vaccinated if Billy Mays were still alive. Injecting yourself with OxyClean is plenty good enough for chasing away the Chinese Flu anyhow. If only we could OxyClean away those Communist half-pint...

Errr… yip.

A bunch of PS1 Games: Twisted Metal 1 & 2 Dino Crisis 1 & 2 Metal Gear Solid Loaded Re-Loaded Silent Hill Tenchu - Stealth Assassins Tenchu 2 - Birth of the Stealth Assassins Mortal Kombat Trilogy Rally Cross What I really want is the return of NCAA Football from EA for PS5. The College Game...

I see the villagers have finally stormed the castle with their torches and pitchforks pushing Dr Frankenstein to the other side of the cornfield.

It's nice we have toothpaste and don't have to floss with a rope like our unsolicited life coaches do. We also have mirrors.

Keep going, Lux. Aaaaand… You can do it if you try…

My talent is a reflection of my organization. If they don't look professional then neither do I. A wrestling show is still a TV show and I believe you should put your best foot forward. I would not put anyone on TV who's not ready to be seen. You won't find a lot of solid veterans willing to...

This character's health greatly improved after he quit his job working at the Arco station manning the glory hole in the men's room. Who knew anonymous tourists and truckers blowing loads in your face for 12 hours a day might make you sick?

Yeah, and the guy next door even tries to pass himself off as White. Pretty good, huh?

I stick up for the Persians who live around me. The ones I know love America and are very patriotic to the point they are the most likely ones to be hanging an American flag in front of their Persian Sand Castle. Good capitalists who spend lots of money too. They’re not spies either, at least...