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  1. Pornfan99

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    Violet Myers, sweatiness: THAT's a big 'ol butt!! VM, patient: I'll cure your deadly sperm build up! VM, flu: uh .. was that her cleaning off a facial?
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    Katana Kombat, lounge: don't just sit there! KK, walk in: don't worry, we won't be long! KK, admin: she's a voyeur; otherwise, she'd be sitting at the table, further away KK, leaving: the perfect way to end my work day!
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    Ava Addams, teases: see 'em jiggle .. AA, drops: let's bump ugglies! AA, guy watches: he doesn't like to share .. AA, thinking: my husband is SOOO clueless! AA, recap: can't get enough d!
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    We need an adult YouTube

    If you're serious - submit your idea to a venture capitalist firm.
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    usman: The Man Show: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0202741/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Note the number of "Juggy Dancers!"
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    Ava Addams, stranger: me-thinks he isn't a stranger, but an affair partner AA, startled: oh, damn! Her husband came home. AA, tries: let me finish showering first.. AA, shampooed: caress your tits while I fuck you from behind AA, punished: you TOLD ME that your husband was busy!!
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    Lana Sharapova, convo: so .. you want to show your appreciation for the men in the armed services .. LS, laughing: I TOLD YOU I love fucking in the great outdoors! Ava Addams, balcony: how you like my bouncing headlights? AA, treadmill: hmmmm; perhaps she is trying out for an uncensored...
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    You are most welcome, sir!
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    Lana Sarapova, body: your body has totally recovered from having a baby LS, ass: you dropped the weight from your bum, and thighs, too LS, talking: you KNOW I want to get back to modeling again! LS, load: maybe the guy wasn't jerking off that long? LS, ultimatum: if I represent you as your...
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    Mia Melano, ass eaten: me-thinks he is wetting her anus before he penetrates her Bella Rolland, prey: she's fantasizing, while diddling herself Lana Sharapova,naked: she's checking to see if anyone's around LS, running: someone came home!! Ava Addams, angrily: she thinks her neighbor seduced...
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Paula Fernandes. It's nice that she .. put on her birthday suit for me. (She's watching me come home from work, through the window.)
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    The Oscars Were On Tonight. Did Anyone Bother To Watch?

    So .. Dino; you're a fan of Comedy Central's roasts, eh?
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    Kali Roses, doing: walking to a taxi, for an out-call service KR, **** up: giving her client some morning lovin' KR, housemate: the guy sees the housemate rubbing herself through her shorts, and invites her to join in KR, slags: looks like you'll have to make do with just me..
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    Allison Tyler, meeting: regarding the Estate sale - the building comes with everything in this storage area, also AT, secures: do you like these tits? AT, thoughts: ewwww x2; another dude open mouth kissing a woman with a face full of his ejaculate..
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    Alison Tyler, tv: Like that Bruce Springsteen song, "57 Channels (and nothin' on).." AT, convo: It's going to take more than lilys to make up for what you did.. AT, cumshot: hmmmm, interesting - using her ass cheek in lieu of your palm
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    Natasha Nice, both cocks: it seems like she's smitten with the guy on the right NN, DP: I love having both my holes stuffed.. NN, plan: smack my ass! NN, restaurant: she's wondering if her waiter has a BBC
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Damn..; that’s a beautiful pussy!! Look at how engorged and flappy those labia are. She her legs splay out on the bed, and those labia are enjoying the “open space.” Unfortunately from the angle, one can’t appreciate the “gape,” but it’s obvious it’s there. It is a .. zoomed in picture, so we...
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    Ava Addams, anal: uh .. that's her pussy?? AA, convo: whoever was a good girl and took a facial from Santa, gets gifts! AA, surprised: Okay .. THIS time he puts it in her third input AA, walked in on: *** & ***!! Did you forget I was coming home today for Spring Break?! (This actually...
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    Mia Melano, apartment: she's Mick Blue's affair partner MM, stripping: making herself more comfortable MM, celebrating: Mick Blue's divorce MM, clothes: she didn't bring any lingerie MM, sniffed clothes: Mick Blue knows that she's already inside his home
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    Kortney Kane doing: if you want to fuck me .. you have to do my homework first. Mia Melano, masturbating: chicks LOVE the vibration of the motorcycle engine.. MM naked: I love the wind whipping through my pubic hair! Ava Addams, saying: I NEED to suck on your cock! AA, running: the oven...
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    Wallpapers by ZiiLak

    I know I just ate dinner .. but, looking at that KLK wallpaper makes me hungry all over again! :love:
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    Lana Sharapova, outfit: what to wear .. what to wear . LS, BF: you would REALLY rather look at your video game screen, than watch me get dressed?? LS, slip: (uh .. her BF pulled her on top him) Kortney Kane, cruise: nude sunbathing! KK, spy: I thought you said the crew were in town, buying...
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    Penelope Kay, moves: yeah, I know martial arts. wanna see? PK, convo: you say you give massages with a GUARANTEED happy ending? PK, check out: are there any areas of your body where you feel more stress than others? PK, after massage: it's been A WHILE since I got a pearl necklace!
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Still Waters for me. (She's making a part of me .. rise!)
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    Tell Me How Bad Applebee's Is

    Chili's has good baby back ribs. The .. original sauce, which is pepper-based, yum!! With a half ear of corn, and fries.
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    Angela White, takes: let me DRAIN that stress out of you.. AW, WTF: you're still going to fix my dishwasher, yeah??
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    Eva Lovia convo: I'm so excited to visit your city! I hear that you folks REALLY know how to "get down!!" EL bad review: sooooo disappointed..; you came so quickly! Angela White, inappropriate: why are you greeting me (for an appliance repair call) half naked?! AW, spoon: (to let him view...
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Uh - the last season Jameis started, he threw for 5,000-plus yards and 30-plus TDs.
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    Tell Me How Bad Applebee's Is

    Applebee's food is .. microwaveable / prepackaged. And, the service is awful. I haven't been since .. 2014? My tab came to just over $20. I paid $25. The waitress ASSUMED that I didn't need any change?! o_O Never again..
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    Abella Danger, readjusting: she was too far from the edge of the ottoman Teanna Trump, initiation: plow me like a *****, to the other side of the office TT, WWE: uh .. I got nothin' TT, hammer: fuck me INTO my bedroom TT, wobbly: she had to make sure she didn't slam her hips on the doorway
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    Bella Rolland, stripping: yes..; they're real, and they're magnificent! BR, massage: she was diddling herself, and thought that Little Hands departed Abella Danger, observation: where's MY cock?? Karlee Grey / Keisha Grey: Oh..; ah!!
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Yak: I saw that. New Orleans must REALLY like TWO Top-20 players / think that they fill voids in the roster, that will take them deep in the playoffs. And/or, to replace a player (on a rookie contract?) that is about to get PAID .. and they want to get a top-tier replacement player on a...
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    Bella Rolland, leaves: she needs to put her wedding dress back on again BR, thinking: her boyfriend is away, and putting on her underwear after showering got her horny BR, text: she tells her back-up guy that she needs the d really bad BR, scared: he's is ready for pound-town! BR, spell: she...
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    Bella Rolland, proposition: he tells her that he'll tell her husband that she cheater on him while engaged, unless he fucks her again - now! BR, cum: stop..; my clit is too sensitive.. BR, load: (she fells bad, for cheating on her fiance - again..) BR, regret: I never should have cheated...
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Hmmmm – amateur photographer, and/or this was taken with a cell phone? Looks like the wall was getting sunlight, and threw off the contrast. You can just see the hint of a camel toe pussy at top, left-center. But, at least give the photographer credit for making sure they captured the main point...
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    Abella Danger, starting: how YOU doin'?? AB, bouncer: stop treating her neck like an appetizer!! AB, excuse: (she dropped her phone) AB, kicked out: she was having standing doggie sex at the bar! AB, running: ha, ha; someone stole their clothes while he was pounding her missionary
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    The Oscars Were On Tonight. Did Anyone Bother To Watch?

    *I* think it means he can no longer have an Oscars vote, either for movie / other nominations, nor deciding the award winners.
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    Hope Solo

    What a wreck.. DUI with twin 2-year olds in the car! https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2022/04/01/hope-solo-arrested-dwi-*****-*****/7246272001/
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    Ava Addams, tease: let me release my mounds, so I can fully inhale your cock AA, look: my wife cums EVERY time we have sex AA, looking: she wants to see what Keiran Lee is packing AA, rejected: ****** fucker!! AA, argument: did you find what you dropped on the floor?
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Library of Lust. Hey - where's the microfilm room?? 😉
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    Cassidy Klein, ran away: her BF woke up from his *** Penelope Kay, going: she's delivering divorce paperwork for the wife's attorney PK, man: (she's delivering him the papers) PK, cum: (ewwww; no comment - he kisses her on the mouth, and she's dripping his cum after taking a facial!!) o_O
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    Cassidy Klein laptop: SHOULD I invite over my lonely married neighbor who's a chef at an Italian restaurant, with his wife away for work.. CK pleasures: when I visit their house to go swimming - it looks like he has such a huge cock in his banana hammock.. CK sauce: (she loves it when her ass...
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    Angela White, offended: you want to sit next to me ON THE BED, and draft the offer letter?? AW, smiling: you don't want to sit on the mattress; it is too springy! Let's go back to the dining room!
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    Kendra Lust, workout: you need to move your upper body more.. KL, wanted: I need you to massage THESE!! KL, distracted: I'm sooooooo close to cumming.. KL, window: make sure my ex-husband sees that you're balls-deep, from his office across the way KL training: do you like it when I go all...
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Whoa. Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians is retiring and will join Tampa Bay's front office. Per NBC's Peter King, 69-year-old Arians is taking a "senior consultant" role in the Bucs' front office, and DC Todd Bowles has been promoted to head coach. There were whispers of a potential Arians...
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    For me: Ice Age was a close second. BUT - I **** it when photographers shoot from below the waist, and you get the draggy-ass cheeks visible.. (n)
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    Ava Addams carry: what a GREAT way to work your biceps! AA pleasuring: I got hot while vacuuming, and then thought .. AA sweaty: she's entranced by her Physical Trainer's sweat towel AA fight: the blonde also wants the towel AA other girls: ha, ha; this is likely a play on Love Potion No. 9...
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Another one for Private Paradise! What a set of knockers!! :love:
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    Sexual attraction question?

    Men are visual, sexual, creatures. And, as a creature, our "hind brain" wants us to mate / reproduce, to further the species. Your reactions / boners are perfectly normal.
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    Lana Roy, floor: your shirt keeps my knees and hands from the cold bathroom tile LR, cubicle (really a stall): ha, ha; her suite-mate interrupted her LR, eye-1: (to see if her suite-mate returned) LR, mood: give me your big load.. LR, eye-2: (again - to see if her suite-mate returned)
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