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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Are breast implants actually comfortable?

    Get one with a video camera so we can all watch. Freeones mobile cause I only got this stupid phone.
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    The Bizkit Iz Back!

    Please tell me his first name was Fred. Please, please!
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Are breast implants actually comfortable?

    Your doink must look like a piece of uncooked bacon. And my ass is the frying pan.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Are breast implants actually comfortable?

    I'll show you, I won't use any lube and then you'll have a sore wiener.
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Are breast implants actually comfortable?

    you two need to get a Chat room. :nanner:
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    Are breast implants actually comfortable?

    Who cares how much they hurt. Little boobies suck.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

    This is why I said what I did In the other thread; that you yourself would have voted yes to having your ass kicked because you are a master jokesmith, and you know how to take as well as give. I think an Andronicus Ry's greatest hits thread should be started but I'll leave that up to your...
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    That's great! :1orglaugh When I get to 10,000 posts I'll buy one for everybody who posted on this thread, even the ones who said yes. Somebody's gotta help em.
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    Your Ideal Body Type For a Woman

    Petite. No more than 5' 100 lbs. With big fakers!
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    The Bizkit Iz Back!

    When's Durst gonna get there?
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    Why did you pick your name?

    Vlad for Vlad Tepes ( Romanian pronounced sepish, 15th century prince of Wallachia. Vlad Dracula ). 19 for the number I wore when I played football at Syracuse.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Someone at Versus or the NHL ( I think they share the same brain ) figured out that having two games on at the same time is not a good idea. After tomorrow's games they will alternate days. Starting Friday there will be a game everyday. Ofcourse this won't matter a whole lot if Montreal...
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Just say it Montreal ******. Rod won't yell at ya.
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    I'd say. 12 hrs of drinkin, it's a wonder you can type.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    You weren't just ******** were you.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    So what's new. I gotta get up early anyway. ****** must be ****** out.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    AntiCanadian, Canadian.
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    One sided scorefest I mean. This sucks.
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67

    R.I.P. Ronnie. I saw him in Syracuse N.Y. Damn must be over 20 yrs ago. It was his b-day and he got the key to the city. He was born an hour south of there in Cortland.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Both teams are really movin. Might have a scorefest.
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Being from the east coast this is the game I've been waiting for. Habs 4-3 in OT.
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    The trick for me is combining what I know with what can't be explained and the conclusion I come to is it must be a power, that I choose to call God.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Is everyone getting sick of hockey? That was a good game great goaltending.
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    Thanks Ulysses, but I'm not an atheists. I'm a Christian. I just don't put a lot of stock in a book written by men. All I was doing was voicing my opinion and I got jumped because someone read it and didn't understand. Which proved the point I was trying to make, that a lot of people are...
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Probably cause we got the Stanley Cup goin on.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    Then what is it a privilege?
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    Fuck you punk. Call another name and ill report your ass.
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    What are you talking about dude? That made no sense. If you were goin for funny I missed that too. If you got a question just ask. I'm no fuckin bible thumper I don't believe a word in it. All I'm sayin is we are not the best there is and it should be obvious but most people can't see past their...
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    God I **** this fuckin thread. But I can't help myself. Not believing in something more powerful than oneself is both ignorant & arrogant and unfortunately typicaly human. Did we build the Universe for Christ sake? Did we have anything to do with creating this perfect solar system that that we...
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    The USA pounded the **** out of the mighty French team 10-0. Matt Gillroy of the NY Rangers scored a hat trick while Brandon Dubinski also of the Rangers had 5 points.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    board crash

    Yeh, its definitely an overload. I've gotten so I can tell when its coming, everything starts to really drag ass & about 5 mins later bang. Speaking of late I just noticed It's quarter after four here. Night yall.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks for the rep Bro. I don't have much use for people that don't care who they hurt just for...

    Thanks for the rep Bro. I don't have much use for people that don't care who they hurt just for their own personal satisfaction.
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    How real is Pro Wrestling?

    It depends on how you define real. It's scripted they've even come out and said as much. But you'd never catch me purposefully falling 30 feet off a cage onto a table loaded with sharp objects. It's entertainment for Christ sake. It's even in the name.
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    How real is Pro Wrestling?

    Cool, a spinoff thread. Is this the first?
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    My signature?

    :1orglaugh Make me a promise. You will speak at my funeral after you **** me.
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    My signature?

    Eat **** Bacon Boy.:thefinger
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    My signature?

    I thought it was Andronicus Ry.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    You forgot mass ********.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    free shipping!

    I thought I read someplace that trying to sell **** here was against the rules. Oh Yeh, it was in the board rules.
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    Dirty Harry Rules !!

    The more you look around the weirder it gets.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    Do You **** Email?

    Yeh, once a month would be good. I'm not gonna spend my life savings on books! But if it wasn't for emails I wouldn't get to watch you kick Andro's ass!
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    Free one right here

    How fuckin gay can you get? Apparently this gay.
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    Do You **** Email?

    Barnes&Noble here. Everyday.
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    Do You **** Email?

    I received an email alerting me that this stupid thread was here. So yes, I love email. How's that for Facetious. Possibly even ironic.
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    board crash

    I'm pretty sure its Plasmatwa2's fault. Disgruntled Canuck don't cha know.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    I didn't mention that because any self respecting hockey fan should already know! Edmonton of the 80's is legend. The Hall of Fame even dubbed that club a "Dynasty".
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    Yeh, that really sucked. Mark Frankel played Julian Luna & I believe it was a motor cycle wreck...

    Yeh, that really sucked. Mark Frankel played Julian Luna & I believe it was a motor cycle wreck. Thanks Bro for the rep.
  48. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Your right again Plasma. Flyers had 2 more wins. So maybe Montreal makes history. Not to mention Montreal played the first seed Caps in the first round. I'm a dope.
  49. Vlad The Impaler

    Jenna Haze: Should she get a boob job?

    Two yrs ago some dope goes through all the trouble to set up an account on Freeones just to ask this stupid question and then leave never to be seen or heard from again? I have to conclude the Feds immediately kicked down his door and arrested him for endangering the integrity of this forum...
  50. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    '83 Edmonton Oilers only 8th seed team to ever make Stanley Cup finals. Lost 4-0 to defending Cup Champs NY Islanders.
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