Lana Sharapova, enters: Hello?? Lana, your sexual surrogate is here.
LS, laughing: Well ..SOMEONE'S happy I'm here!!
LS, flicked: It's been a while since I've played with a woman's tits..
LS, feeling: *I* am ready to go! Let me get you lubed up.
LS, pants: (ha, ha; he took off his socks, too!)