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Thanks for the Rep bruddah

well, you get the idea

so says a "deformed man"

and why does he need throwing?

You know what I mean

Let it roll baby roll

With absolute contriteness, let me say Mea culpa. My only intent was to make light of the theme of the thread, not to incense you or anyone else with my comments. Now, go make me turkey pot pie.

Q.Why are a woman's feet smaller than a man's? A. So they can stand closer to the stove.

this makes me uncomfortable really. I've never had romantic feelings for a man before, but affter reading this, I want to have Will Ferrell's baby. Is that weird?

wow, who knew you could turn the little candy asses upside down and they look like little valentines.

Project Runway.....to Hell

somebody get me a hammer

Ee ii ee i oh

Ee i ee i oh

nothing says intolerance like a cookout

Thanks for the rep, you are a gentleman, and a scholar. Well, you write things good.

Thanks for the rep, you are a gentleman, and a scholar. Well, you write things good.

"That was the night Tom found out that more than one thing made his penis smell like mackerel."

I saw him. Green and slimy. It was lightning. At first I thought it was ******. Some kind of bird or something. But it was a man! There were flames coming out of the engine, and a flash of smoke. Maybe it was a technician who was caught on the side of the plane when it took off. How could he...

Thanks for the rep, may you live a long and orgasm rich life.

Thanks for the rep, may you live a long and many orgasmed life.

Thanks for the rep, may you live a very long and orgasm filled life.

Thanks for the rep, may you live a very long and orgasm rich life.

Thanks for the rep, may you live a long and orgasm rich existance.

Thanks for the rep, may you live a long and orgasm rich life.

Don't leave me hangin'

We can cool that engine right down.

"you'll see the reason we're all going to die."

You know, they choose Jiff and all...

with the use of Rufies

a rare find. a pic of Hannah AND Montana

The thread is good, but I REALLY like where your head is at.

I'll hellp, no problem, but I'm afraid you'll get that beautiful outfit all dirty. Here let me help you take it off. Bow-chicka-Bow-Wow:elaugh:

Evidentaly, this pic is used for many girls... some names DIANA ORLOVA-ELENA MARDANOVA-JULIA-NATALYA-OLGA-VIKTORIA KOPTINA ALINA-ANGELA-ANZHELIKA-CHRISTINA-ELENA-KIRA-LARISA-MASHA-MAYA-ZHENECHKA

I think this is her

No, what you do is this. Get a small box. Fart into a ziploc bag after eating cabbage and quickly seal it. Put the bag in the box. Put a bow on the box. Give the box to your girlfriend. Leave her to open it. Post on her Facebook page these words. "Now, you call me"

Roberto knew the night of experimenting with his college room mate would pay off some day. And it finally did!

"jingle bells robbin' the bell Batman's got the runs. He ate some beans And aint been seen cause the trots in tights ain't no fun"

man, how many times have I heard that?..........*sigh*

I would, but I've been having problems with my back and... well you get the idea

Do you mean THIS one? if so try these links Les Playmates se mettent nues pour nous Hugh Hefner's long list of girlfriends

that spot was virgin

awwwww

when she wrote "My Favorite Mistake"

busted

Danger Zone

"I'll be you honey-suckle"

For who? you and me?

True enough, but can you fit through walls?