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  1. Bullly Hayes

    What do you mean call you Richard?

    That’s not what it says on the card
  2. Bullly Hayes

    Two bottles?

    Really?
  3. Bullly Hayes

    I’ll have a foot long

    Or two
  4. Bullly Hayes

    The Rainbow flag in your other hand says different

    Make up your mind
  5. Bullly Hayes

    MET Art brunette lovely

    I feel like I should know her. Any help"' Full Set
  6. Bullly Hayes

    So, who put the air hose up their own ass?

    Was it you Miles?
  7. Bullly Hayes

    Too tired to lift that?

    Try…
  8. Bullly Hayes

    What’s better than a finger up the manhole?

    Why TWO of course
  9. Bullly Hayes

    I usually charge

    A couple a bucks at least
  10. Bullly Hayes

    It runs on batteries

    Maybe an AC adapter
  11. Bullly Hayes

    Just Like *** Used To Make

    I’ll just have a Pop Tart
  12. Bullly Hayes

    An interesting shopping list

    What was he going to do?
  13. Bullly Hayes

    Partners forever

    Or at least until one takes a shower
  14. Bullly Hayes

    Question of the Day

    And your answer
  15. Bullly Hayes

    Protect against unwanted access

    Important, yes?
  16. Bullly Hayes

    Fuck a Disney Princess

    The Happiest Place on Earth
  17. Bullly Hayes

    Pretty Pussy

    Not what it seems..dammit
  18. Bullly Hayes

    Natasha Legger/Susanna Hoffs

    Both are hot *********** in their own right, but they are suspiciously similiar Natasha1 Susanna1 Natsha2 Susanna2 Natasha3 Susanna3 Natasha Leggero Susanna Hoffs
  19. Bullly Hayes

    Mine tastes like racism

    Wanna try some?
  20. Bullly Hayes

    Cultural Awareness

    Darius style…
  21. Bullly Hayes

    My scale broke

    How do I ring this up boss?
  22. Bullly Hayes

    R U sure you want that on your license plate?

    Everybody in the Valley will get it
  23. Bullly Hayes

    I’ll have what she’s having

    It just feels right don’t it hum?
  24. Bullly Hayes

    You just got served....

    ....by the Savior
  25. Bullly Hayes

    You want a DIET **** with THAT?

    Really?
  26. Bullly Hayes

    You want a Diet **** with that?

    Really? next post please
  27. Bullly Hayes

    Just Park Anywhere

    Not there
  28. Bullly Hayes

    Hit dat bitch..

    My squirrel
  29. Bullly Hayes

    How do you measure yourself?

    Length or girth?
  30. Bullly Hayes

    Wanna be my neighbor?

    Terms to be determined
  31. Bullly Hayes

    Super Seed

    What a bargain
  32. Bullly Hayes

    The Birth of An Ass Man

    he's gonna be scarred for life
  33. Bullly Hayes

    Casual Friday to the max

    Maybe a smart pant suit?
  34. Bullly Hayes

    Wait..what…where’d everybody go?

    I’ll just wait here
  35. Bullly Hayes

    But Mooooooom

    I wanna slap a bitch!
  36. Bullly Hayes

    T-Pain;-King of the Obvious

    Or he is forgetful
  37. Bullly Hayes

    Alone again….

    ….naturally
  38. Bullly Hayes

    Disregard those stains

    It’s just ice cream
  39. Bullly Hayes

    Sexy and cheap

    My kinda place
  40. Bullly Hayes

    Little Sam always felt different

    At least he got to bat fourth
  41. Bullly Hayes

    I lernt grammer reel gud

    And I have a ***
  42. Bullly Hayes

    The ***** Mobile

    New models out in ‘12
  43. Bullly Hayes

    What red and furry and goes 200mph

    Any last words?
  44. Bullly Hayes

    It’s easier to comprehend with diagrams

    Or so it would seem
  45. Bullly Hayes

    A second one under “Duh”

    Maybe a few less carbs would do it
  46. Bullly Hayes

    Grandpa teaches the hard lessons

    Now stop your ******
  47. Bullly Hayes

    Help a ******* out

    Won’t you?
  48. Bullly Hayes

    File under “DUH”

    Who didn’t know this?
  49. Bullly Hayes

    Couldn’t they have just iced ‘em

    Seems logical to me
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