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If it was only nerves then I feel okay about pointing out the fact that the video was fucking awesome. She flubbed the first word, got flustered, and couldn't recover. It happens to the best of 'em. Next time, just don't snort **** before a live broadcast.

South Park... never gets old. ATSqGeKA1OI :1orglaugh (oh for fuck's sake, click the link to watch)

Em's first two albums were by far my favorite. I bought the third and was somewhat disappointed. I really haven't listened to him since.

Nope. I make signatures for myself, DOA, and alexpnz. I'm not taking any requests right now. And if I make a siggy of Ashleigh, it's going to be for me only.

Thanks, man. :D PM from fallhell: Fucker can spell her name correctly, but he can't even come close to getting please correct. I'm going to tell him that I'll make him a siggy when he can go a full day without a spelling error. Who the fuck recommended him to me? :mad:

Is it just me, or does the other guy kiss him at about the :13 mark? If a dude kisses another dude before a fight, he deserves to get sucker punched. I'm pretty sure that's a man law.

I know, right? Who even bothers to check their post count or rep power. I can't even remember the last time I looked at those two numbers... Lame...

Yes, my money. And no, that's not steep. Less than 4K a year.

Nope, but I grew up watching Boilermaker sports teams, graduated from there, gave them about about 15K of my money while earning my degree, and the campus is ten minutes away. So yeah, I say we. Deal with it.

Yes, there's a reason we're a ranked team. BTFU!

Where is your siggy? And where the fuck have you been? :mad:

What the fuck? :mad: Are there not any other xkcd fans on the board?

Does the redhead in my siggy cheer you up? :D (I made it for you, baby...)

And... disco! [IMG] :clap:

Ummm... no. Some of you may find fat girls attractive, and it's okay if you have low standards, but don't claim she's hotter than any girl I've been with. A few of you need to wrap your heads around this: some of us don't find Carmella (or any other BBW) to be the least bit attractive. I've...

I lost 42K in rep once. No big deal now, but it was half of my rep way back then...

All right, Pimp and Host is fixing is their issues right now. I'll upload yours there when they get their **** taken care of. :mad:

Okay, now I'm getting the no hot linking symbol. What did you do to get your image to work?

You're welcome. :hatsoff:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

It shows up on your page... And I can see it when I put the link in the address bar.

Try this one. It's hosted somewhere else because Pimp and Host is having some issues. I'm not sure if this new site will keep your siggy for very long. We'll see...

:throwup: Negative. No desire to be with a fat girl.

Asia is an awfully vague destination for a business trip. She's probably just down the street raw doggin' randoms at a Motel 6. Perhaps you should look for her...

Wow... :facepalm: When I hear the term BBW, I just think "fat mess." I don't care how beautiful a girl thinks she is, if she's fat, GTFO! I'll take a semi-attractive, fit girl over a beautiful, big girl any day of the week.

Re: last person to reply wins! **cough** (this should have been moved to the post games forum nine hours ago) **cough** Man, I need a *****. Tickle in my throat...

We need a bot that breaks down a Prof post into a three-line synopsis. :tongue: Welcome back, man! :hatsoff:

Yikes. I'll take Riley Steele for $600 please, Alex.

I had the tour of Italy at Olive Garden. Close enough...

Dude, have you learned nothing here? The only thing that matters when it comes to sex is whether or not you get off. Having the woman climax is secondary to your needs. Always keep this is mind: Q: What's the quickest way to make a woman orgasm? A: Who gives a fuck. :hatsoff:

This. I'm actually a gigantic douche bag. Ike sold me a little short. :(

Death Cab for Cutie - Your New Twin Sized Bed. sZbY-Bktp1I

I have a 16:9 monitor, it had to be re-sized. You're an ugly cat. :mad: Fuck you, you fucking fuck. :mad:

Hey, I did have to crop the picture and re-size it using a bicubic sharper in order to fit my desktop. :mad:

I like to keep my friends list at 15. Thus, I have dozes of pending requests. :o

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Yes, yes. There is no limit to my awesomeness. I do appreciate your recognition of that fact though. :hatsoff:

Meh. It'd be much better if you people weren't here. Just sayin'...

Yeah... there was a show about Indiana once. It was called Hoosiers. And it's the best fucking sports movie of all-time. Your state is known for Jersey Shore. :facepalm:

I won't keep that one. It's just a placeholder until I figure out what I'm going to do this week. Been busy... no time for siggys. Not much is up here. Enjoying the day off. You? Oh, I think the hosting site is having issues. Your siggy is messing up too. :facepalm:

Yeah, I know. :wtf:

With Windows 7 you can shuffle your wallpapers. I have mine set to change every ten minutes. As I type this, here's my current one: (Click to enlarge. It might take a minute to load, but it's worth it)

You have to be at least 35 years old and a naturalized American citizen in order to be a male porn star. It's in the Constitution.

Do you live near any tall bridges? You need to practice swan diving onto sharp rocks.

:facepalm: Ike, this meme was played out three years ago. Ugh... One of the originals: sfkDxF2kn1I

Take her skydiving and not give her a parachute.

I got up and went to work with no ill effects from the previous night. :dunno: I guess I let the team down. I'll try harder next time... :(

It'd be much better if she wasn't a B cup. For fuck's sake, get it fixed.

Yeah, you probably would need some Vagisil after *********** at 10:30. Did you even make it past one *****? :facepalm:

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