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  1. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    Jay Z and Eminem Live from Yankee Stadium from last night. http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/jayz-eminem-joined-by-kanye
  2. alexpnz

    ★Bigger, Better, & Official! Miss FreeOnes 2011!★

    Cmon w/ this bullshit already....:facepalm:
  3. alexpnz

    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    I think we are all missing the BIGGEST victim in this accident....that beautiful Audi Tom was pushing. :clap: Goddamn poor people!!:mad:
  4. alexpnz

    From the MySpace blog of Roxy Jezel....interesting read

    "I felt guilty, when i found out from my ******, and began shooting anal, i saved up all my money and bought them a house in a nice area on the otherside of London." Who knew getting it in the pooper can buy you a house? :dunno:
  5. alexpnz

    You'll Never Catch Me In Mexico...EVER!

    http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/madness-85-inmates-escape-from :facepalm:.......NEVER!
  6. alexpnz

    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    How did you find a word like "sardonic" reading comic books and making video game threads? :facepalm:
  7. alexpnz

    Has any of you ever partook in the Science Fiction Book Club?

    I took-par on the 16th hole @ Fernwood Country Club last week? :dunno:
  8. alexpnz

    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    Its getting as PINK as one of ~~whimsys~~ sigs. lately. You'd think they are giving something away around here?.....Must be the $$!? :facepalm: KJWSm13LBh8
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    The 90's thread

    The greatest one hit wonder of the 90's...if ever! :bowdown: DL7-CKirWZE&ob=av2e
  10. alexpnz

    Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakedness??

    Re: Sexual Harassment by Britney Spears? Ex-Bodyguard sues http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=413020&highlight=britney+spears+bodyguard :yesyes:
  11. alexpnz

    Kickoff too the NFL season!!!!

    I've heard better Star Spangled Banners at 7-11 openings! :facepalm:
  12. alexpnz

    The 90's thread

    The rise of the greatest band in the world!! :bowdown: Their first US television appearance: pbIRQR6FkhU
  13. alexpnz

    Religion is...

    ...a crutch for weak-minded people who feel the need to believe in or belong to something. :facepalm:
  14. alexpnz

    THIS is the best September ever...

    Fuck all that.... ^ The new Jerseylicious is back and the new Jersey Shore starts at the end of the month! :nanner:
  15. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    How would you have felt about my obvious "tounge and cheek" comments a couple of months back? Just askin, Mr. Moderator ;)
  16. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    Just like that sig of yours! :facepalm:
  17. alexpnz

    Take a look at these strippers! (pic)

    I'd eat a mile of Zara's **** to see where it came from. :facepalm:
  18. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    I take it back and I apologize....A Ry told me to say that!:D
  19. alexpnz

    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Say what you want about him, Ry Guy makes one hell of a siggy..you diggy? :facepalm:
  20. alexpnz

    Question For The Ladies

    One trifling hooker I know told me it smells like bleach? :dunno:
  21. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    Let me get my foot in the door and we will talk....we will also have to brainstorm about what we're gonna do with this Andronicus Ryebread guy and the guy with the pretty lil ~~ around his name, they are becoming liabilities! :dunno:
  22. alexpnz

    n/p....maybe it's just my Best Buy 'puter! lol

    n/p....maybe it's just my Best Buy 'puter! lol
  23. alexpnz

    Men fuck for 30 min without cuming ?!

    I've cum for 30 mins w/o fucking....:D
  24. alexpnz

    Your almost there...1 or 2 more indents should do it! lol

    Your almost there...1 or 2 more indents should do it! lol
  25. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    yes, on my 'puter it does :dunno:
  26. alexpnz

    Question For The Ladies

    ....or the men, if thats...uh...your thing? I've heard a few chicks lately tell me that the smell of Semen makes them wanna barf....what does it smell like? :dunno:
  27. alexpnz

    Show off your BUSTY Signatures.

    :popcorn: (Sorry Bio)
  28. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    Hey Vlad, is it just me or is your siggy centered too far to the right? I have to scroll right everytime I want to read one of your posts. :dunno:
  29. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    ...You will be the first to go. :facepalm:
  30. alexpnz

    What are Girls' point of view on cumshots?

    :rofl: Post of the Goddamned Week right there!:clap:
  31. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    My first order of business will be cutting the ...ahem... "Moderator" staff in half. No need for so many....:facepalm: Too many of them closing too many threads too soon, there will be NO computer geeks ***** with power in my Payones administration! :ban2:
  32. alexpnz

    Your favorite Chillout Music

    One of the greatest songs EVER written by the best band in the world! nGQq_U1L8Bo
  33. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    I hit on a slot machine in Atlantic City over the weekend and I wanna buy Freeones and start charging all you Freeloaders and change the name to Payones! :hatsoff:
  34. alexpnz

    *** ***** one of his ********* repeatedly & kept another locked in a room for a year

    Re: *** ***** one of his ********* repeatedly & kept another locked in a room for a y He deserves to be ********....:clap:
  35. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    Your pushing your luck Mr. Andronicus Ryebread.....:*****:
  36. alexpnz

    I'm ***** And I Wanna Buy Freeones

    Name your price Fonzie and :cthulhu: ....:2 cents::nanner: :facepalm:
  37. alexpnz

    Christianity... Is It Worth Putting Up With For A Girl?

    Thanx for bumping up one of my MANY failures in life....:facepalm:
  38. alexpnz

    2 No-Talent, British Lard Asses

    http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/friendship-fail-girl-punches-1 :facepalm:
  39. alexpnz

    I Have a Crush on These 2 Jerseylicious Girls

    I'm from NJ, more make-up the better....and I have no problem being a tool when need be! :D
  40. alexpnz

    What Would You do?

    Oh, I'll cut more than some slack....:lovecoupl
  41. alexpnz

    I Have a Crush on These 2 Jerseylicious Girls

    OK, back to the regular scheduled program. :lovecoupl
  42. alexpnz

    What Would You do?

    Yes, to me it's a dealer sealer....if they stay in after taking a blast, they are a keeper, if they are disgusted-they are busted!!:nanner:
  43. alexpnz

    Where Is DB Cooper?

    Like John Cena says "Never Give Up!" :clap:
  44. alexpnz

    I Have a Crush on These 2 Jerseylicious Girls

    Bless your heart Big Poppa, now I need Windex! :D
  45. alexpnz

    I Have a Crush on These 2 Jerseylicious Girls

    This man understands....:clap:
  46. alexpnz

    What Would You do?

    The ironic thing is that when I bust my ass, I roll up the windows on them and turn the heat on full blast while locking the power windows! :elaugh::eeew::facepalm::clap::D
  47. alexpnz

    Where Is DB Cooper?

    makes sense...:dunno:
  48. alexpnz

    What Would You do?

    I think I'm in love...although I did gag a little cause it lingered!
  49. alexpnz

    What Would You do?

    The only thing she broke was her britches! Hi Yoooo! :facepalm:
  50. alexpnz

    Where Is DB Cooper?

    EVEN BETTER question,why did you not read post #5 in this thread? :facepalm: :1orglaugh
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