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  1. alexpnz

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    :facepalm: fer chrissakes....
  2. alexpnz

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    :facepalm: who? The Texas Rangers have a better shot at making the Super Bowl....:1orglaugh
  3. alexpnz

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    The only way you could get me to a wasteland like Wisconsin is if I fell out of the plane on the way to California on a re-route and I miraculously survived! :rofl:
  4. alexpnz

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    So you see it too then....;)
  5. alexpnz

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Who gives a **** about all that...I'm talking business wise! Fuck all those whiny millionaires...:facepalm:
  6. alexpnz

    RAINA on NDNgirls - New 19yr old Navajo teen... Hotter than a laptop in a crackhouse!

    Re: RAINA on NDNgirls - New 19yr old Navajo teen... Hotter than a laptop in a crackho :rofl:
  7. alexpnz

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    NO! the "real" A-Rod was caught on camera being fed popcorn in a $2000 leather recliner by Cameron Diaz while sitting on about 300 mil!! :1orglaugh Aaron Rodgers is a closet homosexual, I believe....:1orglaugh
  8. alexpnz

    The Black Eyed Peas...

    I saw Jon in a coffee shop in Red Bank N.J. (next town over from where he lives) a few weeks ago, he was telling people there that he was in negotiations to play the Super Bowl either next year or in 2014 when it's here in NJ!;)
  9. alexpnz

    Super Bowl Commercials/Adverts

    Aaron will probably paint it pink....:jester: That Eminem commercial was dope, don't you for 1 second front on that fact ma dood!
  10. alexpnz

    The Black Eyed Peas...

    I'm laying 9/5 that it'll be Bon Jovi next year, especially since Jon is going to buy a % of the Atlanta Falcons. ;)
  11. alexpnz

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Roger Goodell is the BEST commisioner in the HISTORY of Pro Sports....I'm confident he will get this done!:bowdown: That goofy player rep. aint got a fuckin' chance against a genius like Goodell!
  12. alexpnz

    The Super Bowl is Gay

    I don't have any favorite BBW "babes". :facepalm:
  13. alexpnz

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    ****** ass Aaron Rodgers besmirching the World Heavyweight Title belt that legends like Ric Flair, Harley Race, Steve Austin, Dusty Rhodes, HHH, The Rock etc. etc. worked hard to attain! :mad:
  14. alexpnz

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Bench Polamalu for the first 4 games next year for lack of effort!:mad:
  15. alexpnz

    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Troy Polamalu is a fuckin' joke tonight! :throwup:
  16. alexpnz

    The Super Bowl is Gay

    No. I hope he has a heart ******! :hatsoff:
  17. alexpnz

    The Black Eyed Peas...

    Talentless hacks....best part of the performance was Slash and Fergie!:facepalm: Bon Jovi next year....belee dat!
  18. alexpnz

    The Super Bowl is Gay

    He's also fat, sweaty, untalented and NEVER was funny and should NEVER have had a career....:facepalm:
  19. alexpnz

    Super Bowl Commercials/Adverts

    The Eminem "Detroit-Motor City-This is What We Do!" commercial was the best by far! :bowdown:
  20. alexpnz

    RAINA on NDNgirls - New 19yr old Navajo teen... Hotter than a laptop in a crackhouse!

    Re: RAINA on NDNgirls - New 19yr old Navajo teen... Hotter than a laptop in a crackho Cmon Shim, how bout a clip or 2 erry once in a while, Ma Dood!?:1orglaugh
  21. alexpnz

    Bree Olson / Bree Olsen

    Re: Bree Olsen/Olson Self shot Bree http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BVMKRjXLGGo/TNehye4cgmI/AAAAAAAAAPE/m921mL4gJH4/s640/x2_34a27f7.jpg http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2011/01/bree_olson_charlie_sheen.jpg http://celebtweeting.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bree.jpg...
  22. alexpnz

    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: MILFs / Mature Women all ^= :drool2:
  23. alexpnz

    Douglas Adams and the cult of 42

    Fookin nonsense...:facepalm:
  24. alexpnz

    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    Meh! I would have let her go AND given her a ride home....I'm sure shes blown alot more than .19? HiYooo!! :facepalm: I've been here for 5 years and I'll be here all week; make sure you tip your waiters (~~whimsy~~ and Dirk)!! G'night errybody! *Sorry! Bree:iloveyou:*
  25. alexpnz

    Office Chair Fart Saver

    It's ok, I'll live...but you on the other hand, as long as it's cold and doesn't stink, you'll be ok! :clap:
  26. alexpnz

    Office Chair Fart Saver

    I did, now it's cold AND stinks...:hatsoff:
  27. alexpnz

    Office Chair Fart Saver

    I just farted in the pillow that I sit on that is ON my office chair....does that count? :dunno:
  28. alexpnz

    Who is gonna win WWE Royal Rumble?

    FACESLIDE!! FTW....:facepalm::1orglaugh
  29. alexpnz

    Worse is when you have a small snowblower and the fucking handle is stripped so it keeps moving...

    Worse is when you have a small snowblower and the fucking handle is stripped so it keeps moving and you have no leverage! :mad: Yea, we usually get what you have here in Jersey a day or 2 later....lately it gains strength as it approaches opposed to it burning out by time it gets here.
  30. alexpnz

    Yea, shes a trooper....you get ****** w/ the snow out there the other day? A chick I know in...

    Yea, shes a trooper....you get ****** w/ the snow out there the other day? A chick I know in Anderson told me they got buried out there!?
  31. alexpnz

    Didn't her cam freeze? Watch out for the Lurker they call Dirk, hes an Ashleigh regular...

    Didn't her cam freeze? Watch out for the Lurker they call Dirk, hes an Ashleigh regular! :1orglaugh Hey, you do anything w/ that Ashely siggy?
  32. alexpnz

    HAHA! If you ever have time, and no offense to Ashleigh, but this chick is the baddest on there...

    HAHA! If you ever have time, and no offense to Ashleigh, but this chick is the baddest on there: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/AubreyMonroe
  33. alexpnz

    funkeeHonkee....don't ask! It's old. :1orglaugh

    funkeeHonkee....don't ask! It's old. :1orglaugh
  34. alexpnz

    MFC'in I see?? ;)

    MFC'in I see?? ;)
  35. alexpnz

    Rate the signature above you

    8.5 stylish
  36. alexpnz

    im live

    :facepalm: ...fer chrissakes
  37. alexpnz

    Office Chair Fart Saver

    Aaaah...the dreaded "Mobile Gas Chamber" Please refer to my thread for the details of this little known art! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=483690 :hatsoff:
  38. alexpnz

    The Mobile Gas Chamber

    Let a huge smelly fart rip, turn up the heat full blast and lock the power windows in your car! Give it a try when you are with your woman! :eeew::hatsoff:
  39. alexpnz

    Office Chair Fart Saver

    I sincerely HOPE that means you enjoy a retch-inducing fart much like I do!? Otherwise....
  40. alexpnz

    Office Chair Fart Saver

    Allow me to chime in....This happens alot on the leather seats in my car. I let a loud one rip that reverberates but there is no odor til I get out of the car. I think the problem here is that the vapor gets trapped much like a Supernova in space, but much like those, they soon explode! The...
  41. alexpnz

    Are There Any Grenades on Here?

    "Back off me Bro!"
  42. alexpnz

    Are There Any Grenades on Here?

    Time to blow the Grenade Whistle All Freeones Grenades, GTFO!!
  43. alexpnz

    Are There Any Grenades on Here?

    Yep, there are!:yahoo:
  44. alexpnz

    Who's pussy juice would you most like to *****

    Bree Olson :drool2:
  45. alexpnz

    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    I'd lick Bree's bunghole and suck the farts out her pooper...real talk! :facepalm:
  46. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    vPGKrey4q2c Sd7HNWC-A5E&feature=related XxmaYKK2DPc&feature=related
  47. alexpnz

    Single Ply Toilet Paper vs. Two Ply

    Lately I have been having a problem with single ply toilet paper and my thumb breaking thru it when I wipe my ass and getting dookie on it. People tell me I should use 2 ply but I've heard horror stories about it being bad for septic tanks and clogging the bowl too much....what should I do...
  48. alexpnz

    Which big breasted milf's pussy juice would you most likely use to douse a small fire

    Re: Which big breasted milf's pussy juice would you most likely use to douse a small Florence Henderson :facepalm:
  49. alexpnz

    >>> Exclusive Interview with Miss FreeOnes 2011 - Sophie Dee

    Hopefully the one that will crack his fucking skull open...:facepalm:
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