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  1. alexpnz

    This Kind of **** Only Happens to Me!

    I'm vain and stupid at the same time. :facepalm:
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    Best Striptease/Lapdance music, songs etc.?

    I once seen a hot caucasian chick dance to this song in a local, hole in the wall Go Go Bar here in Jersey about 15 years ago, found it strangely arousing and proceeded to tip her like the Titanic! :dunno: LK8sxngSWaU
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    This Kind of **** Only Happens to Me!

    Today, I'm down at a local beach here in Jersey and I walk half a mile to the bathroom to take a **** and what happens? Yes, my $100 Electric Sunglasses side off the top of my head right into the toilet bowl! I wrapped my hand like a mummy with the WHOLE roll of toilet paper and yanked them...
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    Sasha Grey '********' in new Eminem music video

    ....when he stole Chuck and Little Richard's music. :stir:
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: Here I am in my younger days'
  6. alexpnz

    For Some Reason, I Get Turned on By....

    meh...either way they would either smell like sweat or ass cheese.:dunno:
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    For Some Reason, I Get Turned on By....

    :drool2: I don't think she wears any...
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    Sasha Grey '********' in new Eminem music video

    You're my man and 50 grand, Will BUT......it's common knowledge that Elvis ripped off Little Richard and stole Rock n' Roll in the process! :stir:
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    Sasha Grey '********' in new Eminem music video

    You are correct....Em surpassed that bloated, *****, dead bastard who stole rock n' roll from Little Richard and the black man, a long time ago! :stir::D
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    For Some Reason, I Get Turned on By....

    These chicks who play with their panty strap thru those cute Sundresses or whatever they are called. I must have seen 20 chicks in NYC today tugging at their panty strap thru their dresses....:facepalm::drool2:
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    Sasha Grey '********' in new Eminem music video

    Em>Elvis Presley
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    Megan Massacre

    thanx alot DOA :facepalm:
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    Bring on the hot sweaty sex!

    Nothing better than that whiff of that ass cheese and sweat as you hit that **** from behind...:facepalm: :nannerf1:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    aEkgFB-8bMA
  16. alexpnz

    Sup stranger....long time-no talk?

    Sup stranger....long time-no talk?
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    Let's hear it for Henry and Boldy.

    Yea....they're great....yea...*sighs*:facepalm:
  18. alexpnz

    Welcome back to the board!

    Not you....see who I quoted.
  19. alexpnz

    Welcome back to the board!

    Please stop flaming me or I will have to report you....:nono:
  20. alexpnz

    Pranks!

    I had this fucking cock in my office who was always ratting me out so I read about a good prank and tried it....worked to perfection! I went in his office at night and using a small razor, I cut a small incision at the seam of the seat part of the chair, I then filled the seat with a squeeze...
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    Welcome back to the board!

    ed zachary :tongue:;)
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    Welcome back to the board!

    :facepalm: close this useless thread immediately!
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    girlfriends ,real girl, amateur

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    Phat Azz Black Girlz / Big Booty Ebonies

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    XxXChelseaXxX From My Free Cams

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  26. alexpnz

    It's been a while since I last did much.

    I clogged my toilet bowl....AGAIN!:mad:
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    Blonde Real GF Exposed

    :dunno:
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    Riley Jensen - AKA: Rilee (FTV), Riley, Riley Anne (Nubiles), Riley J (She's New), Rochelle (Backroom Casting Couch)

    Re: FTV Rilee / Riley Anne :facepalm: Yeah...where? Only penis I saw in that preview was fake......
  29. alexpnz

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    "I can't take it, take it, take no more.....!" :hybrid: qzU9OrZlKb8
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    Megan Massacre

    http://img.tweetimag.es/i/megan_massacre_o.jpg http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljbl04vtdB1qbz6f6o1_500.jpg http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/099/9/4/Megan_Massacre_by_H_y_d_e.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2876983953_f63d408edb.jpg...
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    Blonde Real GF Exposed

    Yuuuuup! :drool2: http://www.********************/390-2/real-gfs-exposed-blonde-self-shooter/
  32. alexpnz

    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th What Data Center will they be in?:elaugh:
  33. alexpnz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Diet Pepsi w/ a twist of lime
  34. alexpnz

    me and my ******

    exactly.....:facepalm:
  35. alexpnz

    Feds crack down...

    You tell em' Will....:tongue:
  36. alexpnz

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    This mufucka right here: W-plLIxHMsI
  37. alexpnz

    2 Hot Latinas

    Thats a good look, Bay!:drool2:
  38. alexpnz

    GF Revenge girl Nawal

    bizzump
  39. alexpnz

    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire He's dunn.:facepalm:
  40. alexpnz

    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Rip Ryan Dunn Dunn is done....(Hey, thats what Steve O would say!) :hybrid:
  41. alexpnz

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    I had a Greek gf who used to try and slide a pinky up my ass every once in a while while sucking my dick.....one time I farted (on purpose!) and blew the polish off her nail! Needless to say, it stopped soon afterward....:facepalm:
  42. alexpnz

    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Jerseylicious :facepalm:
  43. alexpnz

    This Is Me Right Now...

    ....and I'm gonna make it rain all over you cats!
  44. alexpnz

    This Is Me Right Now...

    I'm back to catch wreck ,mufuckas!
  45. alexpnz

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates I think Nikki may have farted....I saw a few bubbles eminating from the asshole region!:hybrid:
  46. alexpnz

    Porn Whores With Big Mouths

    closing in....5,4,3,2 :facepalm:
  47. alexpnz

    Favourite lyric?

    Oasis-The Masterplan by the greatest songwriter of our generation....Sir Noel Gallagher!:bowdown: I'm not saying right is wrong It's up to us to make The best of all things that come our way And all the things that came have past The answer's in the looking glass There's four and twenty...
  48. alexpnz

    Happy 40th Birthday to 2pac

    Ice knows....:tongue:
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