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See if she has a fan clib or web site and write her from there.

We should just be a ***** of "meh" you know doing things half assed. But have to stop half way through it, because something cool is on tv.

I had sex with a goth chick when I was 15 does that count? She was weird she thought she could read auras.

Who the fuck is that, and why should we care?

This is too deep and unpoetic, I'd rather watch a purple unicorn stand next to a toxic waste dump with a tear rolling down it's cheek saying "why".

I wonder if those pilots take their shirts off and play volleyball at the beach when they are done flying.

That sound of a cock banging an overly wet pussy, sounds like a work boot stomping in squeeshy mud. Which makes me think thay porn must have foley artists.

I don't have the best aim so mine hits the ceiling, can turn off lamps, or lands somewhere else.

There are other generes of porn, just don't watch the anal sex ones.

That's why I watch 90's porn, who cares if the women put too much aqua net in their hair but you got a decent scene and you heard the same 5 synthesiser songs in the back ground of each scene.

Screw it I am making Scar Face 2 Electric Boogaloo.

I enjoyed that show by Brad Meltzer called Decoded that was pretty cool.

Skinny, rich, and old was his name C. Montgomery Burns?

If we watched the theatrical version of this it would be 30 seconds.

I guess it was someone's last day at work I suppose.

He found a **** load of change under the cushions of Chairy.

It was bound to happen man, thank god it wasn't hoisen sauce.

Why would they need a double? That's just another mouth for Kraft Services to feed!

Me neither but we just keep trying like fools.

Why not unless the planet if full of blue cat people.

Two of the most overrated performers and egos, i'd rather listen to paint dry.

Damnit I was hoping the car was driving itself!

I am still waiting for their Unfinished Symphony of Destruction.

And we love that you have those and I love fitness so we all win.

The Scorpian Bowl nothing tastes more sweeter and gets one more drunker than that.

Finally I can see all my molecules and atoms scattered across the cosmos when things go haywire! But it would be cooler if we could teleport like Nightcrawler from Xmen.

Who cares let's take about tits, ass, and pussy!

Nothing says cool and come reverse gangbang me ladies than a geode.

Hey it's an economic crisis and dosages of lethal injections are at a premium.

It would be a lot easier to write my name in the snow that's for sure.

Yeah what this guy said above me.

Dreams to video just watch any Terry Gilliam film and you'll see my dreams on video.

Bring back Ross Perot, why who knows he was easier to made fun of.

Officer Hooks from Police Academy that squeaky voice of hers hachi machi.

Now if he showed us how to make and manufacture crack and meth then give that *** an extra juice box during snack time!

Facebook won't let me have any friends.

I would but I would be too busy trying to put the sex moves on my female partner and trying to rub her with forbidden oils.

Since I don't have a frequent sex life, I included some jerking off to porn here and there to substitute for lack there of of actual sex.

There are probably a lot of videos that they did just ask them.

I knew the ***** Greys were up to something again with probing!

I'd rather build it around Rob Gronkowski the Gronk.

I didn't know they were still around, they'll be back, and you will too! (Pointing to all of you reading my post)

Samnatha awesome picture, you look great. Very nice enhancments, but I love this photo of you, very hot! Also you have one of the best flat tummies I have ever scene. I got to say you are wonderfully toned and tight.

Well I am half Korean, and I do date all kinds of women but for Asian girls, Korean girls are my favorite, then Vietnimese, Thai, Chinese, Filipino, and lastly Japanese. Never been with a girl from Thailand, Laos, Burma, Cambodia, Indonisia, Malaysia, Taiwan, Hong Kong, or Mongolia. However you...

There is a scene in the campy horror classic Spookies or Lost Souls were a tarantula woman sucks a guy dry literally!

Probably one of Belladonna's many many all girl films. Just IAFD to find out which movie.

They definetly need an El Mariachi down there.

They are part of a league of porn star nations and are working on solving the worlds problems.

Ah so many stereotypes in such a wonderful thread, brought to by the countries that brought you Aparthedid and public executions for having more than 1 ***.

I remember that TV show That's Incredible when they brought a guy on from France on and he ate a whole bicycle piece by piece.