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    Suge Knight Ordered Assassination of Biggie Smalls?

    Retired LAPD detective, Greg Kading says that ****** of one of Suge Knight's ****, admitted to Knight's involvement. Proof? :dunno: http://www.ballerstatus.com/2012/03/09/retired-lapd-detective-names-shooter-in-notorious-b-i-g-******/
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    Andew Luck or R.G. III?

    He was the smartest guy in College football for NOT coming out this year. Let RG and Luck battle it out for #1 this year, the $ and demand for Barkley next year will be insane.
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    What are you watching right now?

    Uprising:Hip Hop and the L.A. Riots.
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    Kate Upton Doing The Cat *****

    The funny thing about it is that she dances just like all white girls do (she can't), it's just that she's so goddamned sexy, it APPEARS that she can actually dance. :1orglaugh
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    What are you listening to right now?

    REAL Gangsta ****....20 year anniversary of the Rodney King Riots.
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    Andew Luck or R.G. III?

    Matt Barkley will be drafted #1 in 2013. Book it.
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    Best German Metal Band

    Who else could it be but...
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    Report: NFL legend Junior Seau found dead at his California home

    Marcellus Wiley just broke down talking about Seau on ESPN.
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    FlyingWallaby's Highly Inaccurate FreeOnes-Only Final Round Vote Counter

    Good girl. :clap: Always remember.....Snitches get stitches!
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    if you all elect me as best newcomer...

    Cavities and girl cum.... lolzers
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Diet Snapple Half and Half Iced Tea and Lemonade
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    Jennifer Aniston

    SO Sexy http://www.trendypictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Jennifer-Aniston-in-Horrible-Bosses-Movie.jpg
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    Lol!

    I apologize on behalf of all NJ sunbathers...:facepalm:
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    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    We're so fresh it's silly, Bro....:cool:
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    It's Getting Awful Pink Around Here!

    Jesus Christ, more out of control this year than usual. :facepalm:
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    Have you ever met any porn star?

    UOTW nominee. (Understatement of the week) :1orglaugh
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    A serious question

    Theres a beach in Finland?
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    Cuming in your girlfriends face

    My lil' chippie lets me do it once in a while, but the part wheres she winces like I'm about to ****** her and squeals "not in my eye!" a 100 times , is a tremendous buzzkill. And so is the part where she runs off after and takes a 1/2 hr. shower and then returns to beat me with a hairbrush. :D
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    NJ ***** racing.

    Thats it. The king (Rick Plano) left for Florida and upstate NY, now his *** runs the show there. Cards full of 3 legeed 2500 claimers. Always a good place to get even at the end of the night since they are on til 2:30 am here in NJ.
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    Yeah Buddy. http://poorjerseyshore.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/situation-mirror-vinny-dance.gif
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    Amazing Amateur MILF!

    :notfair:
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    I apologize on behalf of all Crackas. :facepalm: http://chzmusic.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/music-fails-do-the-white-people-dance.gif
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    Epic Guitar

    .....like you!
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    NJ ***** racing.

    True, but it's not dying in Pa, De, or NY. Purses are thru the roof in those states due to slots and thats where all the best horses and their trainers and drivers are going. And former T-Bred bullrings like Penn National and Parx (old Philly Park) purses are thru the roof too. Yes, there are...
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    Neva! http://pcvirt.com/docs/1/My_Pictures/Funny/Animated_GIFs/rap_dancing.gif
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    The Penis Size Worldwide Map (country)

    Bada Bing....
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    Bret Michaels' hair.

    Aww Yea, Shif... http://www.dabelly.com/images/Issue%20096/Poison/poison_80sbighair.jpg
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    Who Makes The Worst Threads?

    You are a *** toucher from WAY back... ok there, e-Romeo. :facepalm:
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    Ryan Tannehill's Wife--Yea Or Nay?

    :yesyes: She definitely has those "Paris Hilton Pelican" joints, going on. In that one pic, they damn near crush that helmet.
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    Breaking News: Pornstar Savanna Samson struggles to tell her *** who she really is

    Re: Breaking News: Pornstar Savanna Samson struggles to tell her *** who she really i Ain't this the broad that Howard Stern (basically) got into the porn biz?
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    Who Makes The Worst Threads?

    This eeyoresfan always intrigues me...
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    2012 NFL Draft Thread

    Kellen Moore signed as free agent by the Lions. http://news.bostonherald.com/sports/football/other_nfl/view/20120429boise_state_quarterback_kellen_moore_heads_to_detroit_lions_as_a_free_agent/srvc=home&position=recent
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    Ryan Tannehill's Wife--Yea Or Nay?

    What a life....:thumbsup: R.G. 3 got himself a thick lil' Snow Bunny.
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    Epic Guitar

    God, gettin' busy for 6 mins.
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    Bret Michaels' hair.

    His hairline is pushed back big time, thus the bandanna.
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    NJ ***** racing.

    The situation in NJ is dire, at best. Gural is breathing thru a straw w/ The Meadowlands and is hoping that next weeks "Championship Meet" will not be the last. My prediction is that the Meadowlands will only be open 3 months a year to host their rich Stakes program and that will only be until...
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    Holy Breadcrumbs Gretel

    Bring pepper spray.....or a translator, e-Romeo. :facepalm:
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    Funny how some people drop off the face of the earth

    Gotta take what they give ya @ Yonkers, Bob. Brennan and Sears...every race. Meadowlands will become Freehold North soon, they will NEVER get Slots as long as Donald Trump runs Atlantic City. It's a shame to see The Meadowlands go to **** the same way as Garden State Park did. :hatsoff:
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    Oh, OK. Thank You. Have a good rest of your weekend.

    Oh, OK. Thank You. Have a good rest of your weekend.
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    Freaky Friday

    Was that a green Jolly Rancher you had before taking this pic? :facepalm:
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    The Official Mammary Monday thread!!

    Sphincter Sunday?
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    Yeah, it looks a little more HD to me so I switched it up. Thanx. Since it's been updated, maybe...

    Yeah, it looks a little more HD to me so I switched it up. Thanx. Since it's been updated, maybe we can get a 3x SOTW??:D
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    What pisses you off?

    This.....this is a problem. And to compound matters, a turd that sticks out of the top of the bowl water always smells worse because it is left exposed to the atmosphere while a turd that stays UNDER the water line, the stench quickly is consumed (or soaked up....if you will.) by the water...
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    Funny how some people drop off the face of the earth

    Meesterperfect ain't been around in a minute either...
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    2012 NFL Draft Thread

    Brandon Weeden to Cleveland. Looks like the Colt McCoy project is over.
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