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If you are ever in Manhattan, eat like a king for $6!

WOW! 4 minutes....... that must be a record for even you M12? :facepalm::facepalm:

Anybody who announces their suicide on a PORN message board probably should have been aborted. :hatsoff:

Looks like Dwight Howard to Lakers in a 4 team deal with Nuggets, Sixers and Magic, may be close. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/sam_amick/08/09/dwight-howard-magic-lakers-trade-talks/index.html

Selling New York on HGTV.

Her dumper look good, Yo!

Hey, this is a problem that runs rampant in society today.....especially in the summer. I wipe my ass after a dump til the toilet paper is white, sometimes up to 5 or 6 wipes and when I come home from work, I have swamp ass and my $25 Calvins are soiled. I've done extensive studies on this and...

I disagree.... I know I'm gonna upset all the Nikki Valentine fanboys on here but.......if you are going to post pictures of yourself (in 2 different threads!) in a corset asking whether you want MORE pics of yourself in either "cum or corset" on a porn site, I'm sorry but you open yourself up...

Re: 'Hostage' police accused of being 'too late' to scene of Connecticut ****** massa Will speaketh the truth. This is unacceptable....:nono:

...**** myself??

**** Sifter

Thanx errrybody..... Oh wait, you mean Alex MORGAN! :facepalm: Yea, Alex Morgan blows the other chick away.........and 3 times on Sunday.

I'd be more shocked if somebody did something about these goddamned double posts! :mad:

:facepalm:

"Back" yourself into a woodchipper....

The one on the right looks like King Kong Bundy.

Trick question. The pic will be of her w/ cum on her boobs IN a corset. Duh! :facepalm:

That was ****** profound. :facepalm: sorry

Meh,it'll be ok. Take 2 Aleve and come back tomorrow morning.................as Aleve! See what I did Right Thurr, Chingy? :nanner:

Good heavens, I'm shocked I say....shocked!

Mahindra says BUMP! :D

Maybe caught a lil overspray?

That, or for other reasons.... :facepalm:

Absolutely......and free Wendy's after, can't hurt either. :yesyes:

Will E. told me he's a lock to attend :cupcake:

Re: I've got 3 winners for the Chica's Place and Gloryhole Swallow Contest! Look insi :facepalm: Hopefully Chica will have no incorrect grammar or mispellings anywhere on the site....

Bringin' back The Humpty Dance, Yo! http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2010/10/Jimmy_JT_rap_dance-thumb-350x197-14945.gif

Does she know your posting her pics on a porn site? This is the 2nd thread you made referring to this chick. What, did she blow your *** or something?

Well, at least that explains everything.

Re: One of the most gorgeous girls ever,would make an amazing cumface. Rate her out o Does she know your posting these pics on a porn site? :nono:

Panda Express

I'm close to Menlo too. Chick-Fil-A is the BEST Mall food franchise EVAR.....right next to that Chinese joint that is in all the malls that I always forget the name of?

O.k.

Yessir.

Did you win?

Dempster to Texas.

Fart video

The REAL Best in the World returns tonight! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1277471-with-suspension-up-why-randy-orton-should-face-cm-punk-upon-his-wwe-return

I apologize.

Now your learning..

Racism

Thank you. Now I feel a little better about myself.....a little! :facepalm:

HAY, I've seen those dudes in Pakistan eating monkey brains.

Meh, he probably won a contest among his fellow Mobil gas stations employees for pumping the most gas in a 24 hr. period.....or some **** like that. The prize was a shower and a trip to Target to get a new wardbrobe and 10 mins w/ some hot white women @ a local bar.

Yes, I have seen a Chimpanzees ass.......sticking out of a pot of curry right before your *** cooked it.

What....you didn't give her back all her change after she bought a Snapple @ your particular 7-11?? :facepalm:

Racisim

I'm making a light hearted joke unlike you, who begs this poor woman incessantly and grovels like a 12 yr. *** old who's balls just dropped. And don't get me started on your corny "e-sweet talk" and un-manly use of this smiley. :shy: Like I said, it's nice out M12, go see the countryside or...

No, you will work part time in the On the Go store @ a Mobil and as a 7-11 night shift asst. manager.