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McRocket is gone?!?!?:thefinger When?how?why?....was he finally ****** for his behavior?

I've noticed that she either likes her dick in groups and/or rather dark.

Excellent thread - I think it should make post of the month not just week.

Nice kick! I'm jealous over that one, I've had a kick that good while sparring.

I'd definitely stop and ask her for erections....I mean directions.

ROTFLMAO!!!! - that's too funny

The jizz-bizz is in her ***** she won't stay gone for very long.

Re: Victoria Beckham Annoying or not I'd fuck her silly just for general principle.

Re: Evangeline Lilly- Lost Hottie She's got a killer ab region!

Ask Mohammed why there's no Arabs in the future....I mean when have you ever seen any on Star Trek? Hmmmm......Roddenberry might've been on to something.:D

Anyone here ever been Tasered either in a training enviromnent or on the street?

Tell him to be a man & if breaking up with her is what he wants to do then do it like a man - be honest and tell her it's not working out between them & it's time to end it/move on. No BS excuses just call it quits.

In ten years D-rock will be bigger than Howard Stern on satellite radio.

I'd say worse, much worse. The only thing that's improved in the last ten years is our level of technology, but our wisdom to use that said technology has diminished greatly. The wikipedia for 1996 shows noteworthy events for each month & if you read them carefully they read like foreshadowing...

A self-lubricating massage!

Re: Anna Kournikova Exposed! Fake pics or nor.....the girl's wasting her time & talents on tennis - she needs to be in the porn industry!:bowdown:

Re: Mariah Carey Beach Paparrazi Pics :boobies: :rubbel: :sex: :love-smi: :iloveyou:

Nice to see that she was able to get away from the trailer park for a few days.:tongue:

when's her ********* sex video coming out & who'se starring in it with her?

Stay man please! Your situation is understandable where McRocket is concerned, he tends to rub alot of people the wrong way. No need to leave on account of that.

Re: Eva Evangelina I'd like to fill her luv-cup!:nanner: :glugglug:

Is she still dating ex-WWE wrestler Test?

Have you tried the new flavors of Meth yet?:rolleyes: ;) :tongue:

EXACTLY! The same crowd ****** for the Taser to be ****** are the same ones that gripe when the cops use lethal ***** on someone.

DAMN!!!! She's definitely got a body built for sex & porn.

Re: Beyonce Knowles That's one ********* sex homevideo I'm anxiously waiting for.

I'd lie to her and say I'll only to put the tip in and then promise not to cum......YEAH RIGHT, BABE!:rubbel: :laugh: :nannerf2:

Sex, working out(weight-lifting, cardio) and time spent beating my heavy bag.

She was also in Dracula 2000 as one of the vamp babes.

A pornstar retirement home. Now that's scary, just imagine all those old people with outdated boob implants, losing their marbles and flashing back to the past.

Too many things in the past that I spent my present trying to make amends for so that I don't repeat those idiot mistakes in the future.

http://www.mattfurey.com - try this link on Matt Furey's program which he calls Combat Conditioning.

She's alledgedly re-retired now from the jizz-bizz. But fear not! You can never keep a good whore down....errrrr....sorta.:rolleyes:

A fine tit & nice nipple like that you'd of had to surgically remove me from her.

I don't how the hell that guy thrust into her as hard as he did for so long without blowing his load sooner.

Why yes I do have some pictures of your wife that I'd like to share........:crowdgrin

A nice pose unless of course the ass in the pic is ****-stained then it's downright shitty.:booty:

Sit-ups, push-ups, squat thrusts, leg lifts from the floor, jogging, reps of climbing your stairs, pull-ups if you have something to do them on. look up a book by a guy named Matt Fury it's all about bodyweight exercises that might help.

Can we just fuck as friends with benefits?:dunno: :D

Re: Candice Michelle Nudes(WWE) I'd wage $$$ that Vince MacMahon has tapped that booty a time or two.:tongue:

My kind of neighbor!:thumbsup: Theme song from Three's Company playing in the background - cum & knock on my door.......

Re: Kaley Cuoco - 8 Simple Rules I thought that this was the crazy new fad sweeping Hollywood these days and everyone was getting into the act(s).:2 cents: :thumbsup:

Hopefully with that JiDoKwan fella!:nanner: :rofl:

I can just see it now cable TV's hottest new show - EXTREME PORNSTAR MAKEOVERS

she would OWN the adult film industry if she decided to start making fuck flicks....small boobies and all.;)

It's almost a crime how frakkin' hot she is!:bowdown: Excuse now whilest I rubbeth oneth out.:rubbel:

That's quite a thing of beauty seeing Brittney & Cherokee engage in some woman to woman love.:rubbel: :bowdown:

You're just not right!:1orglaugh :thumbsup:

Too bad, I was kinda hoping for Dick Cheney as 'The Shotgun-Man'.

So if one of your pals bags your pornstar *** that would make them a ******-fucker right?