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Now if they will only blow that fat, asshole Michael Moore up before he makes a movie depicting al-Zarqawi as a fallen hero.:thefinger

While yes it is good they finally got him, when they hell are they going to stop menaces to society like Barney the Dinosaur, Brittney Spears' reproductive system, Richard Simmons in spandex, etc.:2 cents:

Better question why aren't they naked and licking each others' pussies?:tongue:

That 'moms and young guys' website really got me all horny, which led me to go next door naked with a raging hard-on to try seducing my hot as hell 43yr old neighbor's wife. Sadly, she wasn't interested and smacked me right on top of my purple helmet and chased me away by spraying me with the...

She's obviously never been to my house then.:rolleyes:

If in real-life teachers were: a.) all that hot b.) really put out like that for their students education in this country would be taken much more seriously.:D

What was the deal with her and her ex-husband, the politician? I heard he was into swinging or something and she got dragged into the scandal somehow.

I have never SOOOOO wanted two women to ***** like I do these two.:tongue:

Welcome aboard, beautiful!;) Your star is definitely on the rise and I look forward to conversing with you on various topics here in the future.

well our schedules have been conflicting, but as soon as her & I can get together and get it on for the cameras you'll have your sex tape of her.:D

Re: Krystal Steal you go Randy West! Plug that hole and send that pussy home knowing her it's ***** is.:glugglug:

Of all her vids/fuck scenes who do think gave it to her the hardest? My vote: Rocco Siffredi and that love-swing vid where his ******* cock showed her pussy no mercy and she loved every inch....errr second of it.:bowdown:

those damn labor unions ruin everything just ask Delphi or General motors.:tongue:

and the tits add to the overall effect too.

Dorry worry by next week some new towel-head terrorist with an informercial complex will appead to lead the jihad.:mad:

All I want is one lust-filled night with.....that's all.:(

Re: Your Trish Stratus Fantasy A weekend spent naked with her somplace cozy & private having sex countless times and sitting in bed naked together posting on Freeones talking about it.

So she was fucking around on Nick then?

Blonde doesn't suit her, she needs to go back to being a brunette IMHO.

You and me both!:rolleyes:

great post nothing.....it just made me:rubbel: :banana: :computer:

I tried that whole walking up to a girl and saying "Hi, mind if I put it in your ass?" line once only to be bitch-slapped silly.:dunno: :o Then again maybe she was just a militant lesbian who hated men....I dunno

Re: When we die... Sadly only those that can answer that question aren't able to.....or are they? Personally, I plan on coming back as a sexually active ghost - heh heh heh

McCain vs. Biden in 2008........God help us all!

Actually the pussy is quite a unique creature, it takes a beating/stretching and bounces back for more. Think about it, it stretches out big enough to squeeze a baby through it and yet males in their arrogance think that their penis' can quote "tear it up".....it will snap back guys - lol I...

I bet those sniper teams will have a field day on their new practice range.

Ok, why?:dunno: :throwup:

Now am I going to held finacially responsible for these (5) **** or not....I need to know before I can answer.:tongue: :thefinger

Perhaps a surprise gang-bang should be thrust upon her at her next shoot.:eek:

Just imagine the shocked look on her face if those bruthas had decided that this was going to be a creampie scene and decided to surprise her to that fact.....now that would've been hilarious.:rofl:

I was speaking in more general terms, not necessarily just this chick.

Re: O.J.'s late buddie's ********... If the dick does not fit....you must acquit!

and when she sobers up after being fucked full of sperm and can't remember who the ***** is to her ADD/ADHD brat that will burden society.............

She should be called Wonder-Tits!:bowdown::boobies:

Re: Eve Lawrence I just to experience her large breasts & awesome bod bouncing off of my cock just once in my life!:nannerf2: :banger: :bowdown:

"excuse me sir, would you like your meat bagged in paper or plastic?":D

Re: devon micheals a hardcore pornstar now?? TEAR IT UP, dude!:hammer:

tell her that her *** & younger ****** both seem to like your dick in their mouths, so what's the big deal.:tongue:

People that falsely claim that they're from the Freeones management team.

Ease her into it slowly.....start tea-bagging her while she's ******.:D :rofl:

And here I thought it was how much money you were going to tell me I'd won on Freeones.:rolleyes:

Got any links to Peter North laying the pipe to jenna J.???

I think after X3 they are going to focus of single X-men characters per movie from here on out. I hear a Wolverine movie is next on the agenda.

Re: Evangeline Lilly- Lost Hottie It's not like she's got 'hammer-toes' or anything.:2 cents:

Either Spider-Man, The Flash, The Green Lantern or Wolverine.....hell any on the X-Men actually - THEY ROCK!!!:banger:

DO A SEARCH DO A SEARCH DO A SEARCH Read what I wrote originally:rolleyes:

HOLY BIG BOOBS, BATMAN!!!!:rolleyes: I would love to experience some jungle fever with that sista!:lovecoupl

Hey I look at it this way - didn't Starfleet/the Federation eventually make peace & allies of the Klingons.:dunno: :glugglug:

No, it as designed to be part of the male ego as well - lol

She needs to come out with a ********* sex video like all the other Hollywood starlets.