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in the original the thing (1951) nobody dies (spoiler alert). it's all about suspense not childish gore

we americans don't care about the olympics:nanner:

norm and gil kicked ass. especially norm's deliberately terrible jokes and bizarre delivery. he stole the show

some of my favorite jokes: drew carey is to comedy what mariah carey is to comedy you don't look a day over dead john lovitz went on match.com and they paired him up with a couch and a bottle of lotion william shatner is so old, when he went on star search the grand prize was fire cloris...

mean joe green threw me his jersey after i gave him a ****

dana delaney and eva la rue

liza minelli

i wanna fuck vanilla deville

sam elliott in roadhouse: "i sure as hell ain't gonna show you my dick"

senators sounds like a bunch of old guys

Re: Who made you cum today? tom cruise

my tom cruise bobble-head doll with realistic genitalia

from battlefield earth: "hungry little fella? want some rat? it's good"

what's wrong with nationals? the people of DC actually voted on that name. what would you call them?

bea arthur

pineapple express...NOT!

not a good week for black men

for sex 18-30. but going out with a young chick means having to listen to crappy music and watching shitty movies

Re: Who made you cum today? camille velasco [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator Aces&Jacks] [Read more about the board rules: here]

he probably already made a sextape with scarlet johansen

isaac hayes wrote "soul man"

watch the new X files movie

"if a bisexual turns up missing do they put her picture on a carton of half-and-half?"

ashley harkleroad

pineapple express was a godawful piece of crap. worse than baby **** or the love guru

cool

i like tits

ugh i **** the Trollsen twins

pirates of the carribean made me stop being a fan of johnny depp. overproduced hollywood schlock for 12-year olds

i'd pork the **** out of bjork

i used to work for wal-mart. nobody ever discussed politics or told anyone how to vote

Re: Who made you cum today? zsa zsa gabor

jupiter has nice tits but venus has a big penus

space chimps:nanner:

Ghoulies 3

what a bunch of right-wing bullshit propaganda. maybe you conservative nutjobs look at mccain as a ****** figure to have a **** with

yeah she's real hot:rolleyes: are you an eskimo? she's a whale

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? brooke hogan?!? yuck

i don't listen to music. music listens to me

oliver klozoff buster hymen seymour bush

Re: Who made you cum today? lindsay lohan

cindy mccain. ashley harkleroad or allison stokke?

hillary duff

she reminds me of david hasselhoff

jessica alba

walk hard

more like Battery Man

dukes of hazard

now if only they could get allison stokke to do playboy:tongue:

"apology accepted Captain Needa"