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Unwelcomed ****** members showing up at my place to aggrivate the hell out of me. I remember one Christmas where my one alcoholic uncle ****** out and actually fell into the Christmas tree wiping it out.

There's nothing worse than trying to watch a porno film only to see some dude struggle to keep his **** hard while trying to get it on with a GORGEOUS female costar. It just ***** the whole film IMHO. I mean c'mon here! WTF! Can't the director find a substitute to fill in in these situations...

Our local video store got into some serious **** awhile back over porn films getting mixed up with regular releases - lol Turned out a disgruntled employee who knew he was about to be fired switched tons of porn film with regular ones as revenge for his pending job termination. I was there one...

So what do you think the number is of the guys she's fucked in her lifetime?

Just one question: WHAT DID SHE NAME THE ***????

Sorry, you've ******** TOS with this ****** video.......I'm turning you over to the Mods I.A. Division!

Re: Eve Lawrence My homeboy is one LUCKY dude!!!!:thumbsup:

Re: Eve Lawrence If I was that dude I'm be smiling from ear to ear after glazing both donut holes like never before.:D :thumbsup:

Tell us how you really feel.....ANY WAY - lol

Is there any sized cock or number of multiple cocks or crazy postion that this girl can't handle?

Look on the bright side here: One can only imagine what would've been on your dick had you stuck it in her vagina instead.:eek:

Ron Jeremy is a surreal life.

"ANAL GONE WRONG" - tonight! exclusively on Geraldo - lol

KEWL!!! Dracula & his vamps gangbang Alyssa.

Re: Mariah Carey pics I concur!!! Those boobies just cry out to be titty-fucked & jizzed upon.:bowdown:

Last year at this time what were the big issues/topics and who were Freeones star posters then?

You sure about him? I've heard some stories.:D :tongue:

One thing I've learned about wishing death to co-workers is that it NEVER works! The ones you truly despise never seem to go anywhere, whereas the ones you like are the ones that leave, get fired, are ***** to quit, move-on, pass on, etc.

I dunno, she could fuck with the best of them. The experience that she has under her...uhhh...belt would make her a ***** to be reckoned with.

Any Frankie Leigh or Gail ***** links out there? Those two are all but impossible to locate.

Re: Creaming on a dick Ok?

Kinda related to this thread........ *** I knew in high school had a chick barf on his lap while blowing him in the backseat of his *******'s car after our senior homecoming game.....oooops!

Re: xmas porn Xmas definitely came more than once this year! BTW - did any of these little ho-ho-ho's find themselves left with an unexpected stocking stuffers due around the fall?

Certainly solves the whole NAUGHTY or NICE question doesn't it?

The Romans? The Goths? Republicans?....Klingons?

I would've been more sympathetic to his plight if the crash had been caused due to him getting a little roadhead from a pornstarlet. Now that I could understand!

She didn't blame this on the Jews after she was caught did she?

I can just see it now.....an anorexia pandemic erupts due to insecure males trying to grow bigger dicks.:rofl: FILM AT ELEVEN

Sorry the late great Pres. David Palmer holds that distinction - lol In all seriousness, WHO ISN'T ANNOUNCING their bid for president this early!:rolleyes:

****** huh? That's kinda risque/***** isn't it?

She was the Jenna Jameson of her era and her star was only climbing until her untimely demise. A demise that rocked the porn world I might add.

No, but the look of shock on her face as though she's never been fucked before is hilarious.

*********** can be so odd & moody sometimes.

I think this is done in IR & creampie flicks to further perpetuate certain alledged/percieved taboos in regards to such films - IMHO Then again maybe the bitch's nesting instinct is in overdrive and she wants impregnated on film.:dunno:

I wouldn't even know where to begin with this one!:1orglaugh :rofl: :dunno:

JESUS CHRIST!!! That thing looks big & powerful enough to blow the back of her head off!:eek: :rolleyes:

OH **** on that kinda stuff!

Does this mean its OK to make '*****-cock' jokes here?

I was gonna say WTF?!?! Dee retired in the 1990's?

I would fuck her so hard one of us would be rendered ***********! - lol

She's gonna hurt someone! - lol

She needs to get her fine ass into the porn industry! Julian & Peter North are waiting to initiate her properly - lol

EWWWWWW!!!!!!:eek: This chick's blubber belly sticks out further than her tits! I'll take the 'F' in that class as there's no way in hell I'd poke that hog.

I think that was was probably due to the 'Bond Begins' theme of this one for you. Craig's 2nd outing in Bond 22 due out in 2008 will be the one that makes or breaks him as 007 INHO.

Re: Eve Lawrence I betcha that dude left work that day grinning from ear to ear - lol

Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Ricki White She's off to a good start - lol

Re: FleshLight Don't get it stuck! Going to the local emergency room to have it removed would only be too embarrassing!:1orglaugh

I've always wondered about parents reaction to learning that their ***, especially *********, are doing porn. Imagine some burly steel worker going to the video store, renting the latest porn release, taking it home to watch only to see his little angel getting railed by some big dick...

Thank goodness there's no vids of *** busting *** with some other dude! - eWWWWWWW

Julian is without a doubt the luckiest bastard currently in the porn bizz! I wanna bust a nut just watching his antics.