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Shouldn't this thread lead the way into a 'WANKING IN PUBLIC' thread? - lol

Hey! At least it's not a homemade sex video of him uncovered years later - lol

So does this mean that they will finally form a real-life CTU(Counter Terrorist Unit) like on '24'?

I AM IRON MAN!!!! - lol That's what this story brings to mind initially. But Rex Jameson sounds like some pornstar stud's name.

Elaborate, please....

If you experience an erection lasting more than 4hrs, please call your doctor.;):D

I respectfully request that Austin Kinkaid does me - lol

It's sad and just keeps getting worse! My local water dept. raised our rates a whopping 30% recently in order to pay for the raises for workers & Management who keep doing less & less work. When is it ever going to end for average Americans just trying to get by.?

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I've actually never been told that by any of the peoples' wives that I've been with - lmao

I usually do it right in the middle of dinner to prepare her for what's in store for her later in the night - lol

After that many watermelons have been **** out her pie-eye the 18th *** probably fell right out with no pushing at all.:eek:

Well i'm certainly glad I was able to please both of you! :1orglaugh:nanner:

Don't worry, once you graduate college and get a good job he'll expect to come live with you in order to spongeoff of you for the remainder of his life.

And she's brought all her new bionic parts with her to the big screen - lol

Both Teri & Mason fake it very well for a couple of cock-haters. :tongue:

Re: Eve Lawrence's rack goes bigger? I thought her and boyfriend were trying to make a baby these days as the nesting bug has unfortunately bit her recently?

OMG!!! You're a sick, twisted pervert!;):1orglaugh

Just think of all the perks! Great paying job for your spouse, think of all the sexual experience she'll bring to the bedroom, would make for a very open-minded spouse, and did i mention the pay thing - lol Plus, just imagine all the interesting conversations her occupation would start and...

he'll probably do one of two things with the money: 01.) Buy New Orleans & fix way better than the govt. ever would. 02.) Move someplace else in the country, live the good life and forget New Orleans ever existed. BTW - I'm pissed I didn't win that 97million. Dammit, I have plans for that...

01.) Racquel Darrian 02.) Ashlyn Gere 03.) Christy Canyon 04.) Candie Evans 05.) Hyapatia Lee

This past weekend I rented the following flicks: 01.) The Departed 02.) Hitman 03.) ***** vs. Predator:Requiem I liked them all, they all made for good viewing fun.

Maybe if you loosen the slack up on your trigger you can squeeze off a few rounds easier.

My five picks: 01.) Jessica Biel 02.) Beyonce 03.) Jill Wagner(Mercury spokesperson) 04.) Jessica Simpson 05.) Cote dePablo(NCIS - Ziva)

Uh-oh, another top pornstar whose career is put on hold to bear my *****. I have to quit doing this to them.:D:dunno:

Re: Cynthia Pendragon?? she'll be back!...they all come back to porn eventually -lol

At least there wasn't any of bill's spunk on her dress in the video - lol

Well ex-gov. Spitzer used $$$ as an aphrodisiac - lol

Show up on her doorstep with a pizza. When she opens the pizza box she sees your dick poking through the hole you've cut in the pizza box to shove your weennie in there - lol Hey, it's working in those videos.

Sad thing is that she'd probably be too stoned to know what was going on.

It's been cancelled for the 2nd time - FUCK CBS!!!

That's ok, Spitzer's 'Governors Gone Wild' video will undoubtly be debuting soon.

And the dreaded 'Steadman' won't be far behind.:pukey:

Puts a whole new spin on the "can you hear me now?" issue.:eek::tongue:

If I had that ability some girls' panties would go missing right before their very eyes - heh heh heh

Just so long as her boobs don't act like that dude's shirt in the shouting stain commercial and start screaming jibberish at onlookers I'm fine with them - lol

Lon Chaney jr. was great IMHO. My fav was him as the 'The Wolfman'. Benecio Del Toro is currenlt filming a remake of that film that is supposed to stay true to form of that 1941 Lon Chaney Jr. classic.

Like everyone else you have both good and bad people in the police profession. Yet you choose to lump all cops in one category which doesn't make for a very correct nor accurate assumption. Your tone also tells me that you've one or many negative experiences with the police.....so why don't you...

Bottom line: When the cops tell you do do something - DO IT! - whether you like it or not. You can always fight it later in court, sue, etc., but like hedonis said no good ever comes from fighting with the cops.

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What about that ho the ex-gov. Spitzer was nailing?......give her a try-out!

Re: Amy Fisher? glad to see that you know what you like in your porn tastes - lol

The broad he was fucking must've fucked him silly because he's still cross-eyed over that.

Re: Amy Fisher? She needs to branch out and start doing more mainstream porn films - hahaha

Re: Amy Fisher aka Long Island ****** I'd fuck her and I'd even brag about it afterwards - lol

Where's he been as of late?.....I haven't seen anything new from him lately.

Did he celebrate it by sucking his own dick again?

Why wouldn't she....she does just about everything else possible in her films - lol

Because she has her pride/diginity and morales to think of!;)

At this rate New York is gonna be one screwed up state for years to come - lmao