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Hey dafro! Congratulations on 4000! You are excellent with links and when I've contributed there, you've been generous with your rep. I appreciate you being my friend.

Thanks for the rep, bro! I know I started reading that thread and I was like WTF? lol

Hey, hey! You said nothing in this thread about any foreplay! Nah, but I would let you tie me up and put me in your closet as long as you eventually come and get me. Then I'll do the same to you!

When you start your post with this statement, expect people to be confused. Let's start with what I do know. Yes, guys can have an orgasm just from anal stimulation. Yes the prostate gland, is inside the ass, but I'm not sure how far. Some guys like having their asshole played with or...

Great find, Facial King! My favorites are: Anna Nicole Smith Jenny McCarthy Neriah Davis Tiffany Taylor Heather Carolin Carmella DeCesare

Very interesting article. I had heard of the ENIAC and Colossus, but had never heard of this particular computer before. Cool to see some of the foundation on which modern computing was based.

Awesome vid! Nice plump pussy too, at that! I haven't seen any quivering that pronounced before in my life!

I like High Society, Hustler, Penthouse and Score. The girls in Playboy are hot, but it's not raunchy enough for me.

A woman for me definitely, so long as I could have some say in who it would be.

Very good read, FK! I've never worked in one of these places, but I always feel for the women who do. I once was in the porn room of a video store probably about 9PM. This girl in her early twenties came in and was returning some of the videos to the shelves. I ended up not buying any porn, but...

Definitely Susana Spears for me, but a close second would be Ms. Zemanova

I know where Fatso Fogarty's is! As for me, I'm on Valley Brook Ave down near the park.

Hey spooner! Haven't seen you around lately, since I don't go into Celebs too often. Thanks for the request! You're definitely a good poster so adding you was a no-brainer! Hope all is well and I'll see you around!

Hey stockfisch! I decided to add you since I think you're a good poster. You made me laugh with that post with Gollum in it! Hope all is well with you, and I'll see you around.

I've been where you are slipnot, contemplating suicide, seeing no way out of the situation I'm in, constantly thinking of taking the easy way out. I hope that you tell your psychiatrist about these thoughts you have. That's the only way he or she can help you. Luckily when I hit the "bottom" and...

^ Good song BBB! I hadn't heard that one before. Switchfoot - Meant to Live http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72FkCoJfhgU The Union Underground - Turn Me on Mr. Deadman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtgY3aho_wk Three Days Grace - Just Like You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWY28ITGfY Rise...

Hole - Malibu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeLXwFRKK_Y Eve 6 - Inside Out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2EE511FWsQ *** Rock - Cowboy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5T3efSH6NU Insane Clown Posse - Halls of Illusions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf_Xgym_tk0 Smashing Pumpkins - Soma...

I don't usually vote in these, but since she's a favorite of mine, I shall indulge: face: 16/20 breast: 17/20 ass: 19/20 legs: 19/20 performance: 20/20 total: 91/100 Very very nice.

Small world! I once had Lenny Kravitz give me head on my front lawn!

Sure, no problem. Bodie and I will be there within the hour. Ok, no big deal. I had another costume in mind anyway:

Don't worry, Carlin and I are already talking about merging our campaigns. The only sticking point is who will be the pres. candidate and who will be VP. It comes down to the age-old question of who will be the front-man and who will take the behind!

Hmm... 13 voters so far and only 8 said "fuck me" or "all of the above". I knew there were a lot of man-ass lovers on the board! ;) If you don't want sputty, just give me a call. I think I've got what you need.

As a matter of fact, I am planning on launching a presidential campaign. As far as the state of Freeones is concerned, I promise a vote for me will put a rabbit on every pussy and a dick in every ass!

I agree. If you wind up going straight for the girl, it'll turn out that she's the guy's ******, and if your ***** enough, you may find yourself waking up the next morning cum-spackled to a guy's ass. Or so I've heard.

Sasha Grey or Belladonna are the most delightfully filthy anal queens in my opinion. EDIT: That nomination also holds merit.

Marilyn Manson - Lunchbox Marilyn Manson - Heart-Shaped Glasses Limp Bizkit - *********** Korn - Got the Life

I plead the 5th on this one, although sputty wisely made this a public poll...so...

Shawshank is my favorite, but I also love Green Mile, Misery, The Stand, Apt Pupil specifically and pretty much everything else. The man is a great storyteller. I have not yet seen 1408 or The Mist, but they are on my list.

Either that or a nymphomaniac.. ;) Personally, I'm not a porn addict. I've actually not even looked at any porn really since I came back on the board a few days ago. I've been busy with the rest of the site.

I like your style, dude!

Peahorn Shoeter?

I have no clue what that clown thought he meant by "bood"! In my message, I just meant it like when you boo someone!

I say Malkovich has had the creepier roles, but the creepiest has to be Roman Polanski!

Every day, but sometimes I'll substitute a golden for a regular shower.

Re: Favorite British Babe? Adele Stephens and Leah Jaye

Definitely in bed. It's pretty much made for sex. Plus I can bounce around and it's pretty comfy no matter what position you're in. Just don't fall off!

I wish I could have helped that guy out with a "non-bood" shirt. Unfortunately, I've been bood many times; on the field of play, in the sack, and yes even here on Freeones!

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I'm not really in the porn biz, that was just a joke involving a thread I had started a few weeks back. Sorry to be misleading. Anyway, I'm from Lyndhurst, so I'm pretty much your neighbor! :)

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"Excuse me, sir. Do you rent any 11" anal dildos?"

I would say I'm just a guy. I like to think I'm somewhat of the life of the party and make a lot of people laugh. A guy who likes to "pretend" he's gay and make lots of ***** matter and other off color jokes. I am offensive to be sure, but I can tone it down to just about any level depending on...

Aishwariya definitely for me. I used to like Angelina, but now she's too thin for me.

Hey Chica! Just before you posted that pic with the car, you said you had some pics that "weren't anything sexy". Well let me tell you that pic was DAMN sexy. About as hot as a woman can be with clothes on! You looked so seductive and I loved the skirt. I'm a sucker for miniskirts. Hope you're...

While parts of me would like to live a promiscuous lifestyle again, for me, love is the most important thing. As long as there is enough money for us to live comfortably, love will keep me happy. I don't feel the need to be some sort of success in any career or anything.

Yeah, you got that right. Can 215 square feet be accurate? As in roughly as much space inside as a 21x10 foot room? Just ridiculous. The ironic part is I heard they were actually celebrating the "Feast of Maximum Occupancy" at the time.

First some toadstool humor: Now, the good stuff. Now I don't know if these particular specimens are edible, but I think you'll agree they look like something just about everyone would like to "wrap their lips around"!