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    Stupid question

    are you fucking your car?
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    What you wearing for halloween? Here is my costume (pic)

    that's not a care bear, that's peado bear!
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    The price of virginity

    10 bucks says Natsu is a fat gay guy from LA.
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    Where does our universe end, if at all?

    not universe. a multiverse.
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    Does Jada Stevens look better than Monica Bellucci?

    totally subjective.
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    if you could switch you hands for something else....

    dick fingers. Hence forth to be known as Tommy Dickfingers. With two snooker balls for eyes.
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    Do you consider yourself....

    I have no class.
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    Fake people at my work

    I experience this sometimes and I've realised that its because they fear me. Regardless of their "managerial" position at work they are always going to be lower in the food chain of life to me. They've reached their middle management position and they realise that they probably ain't gonna get...
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    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Natural Breasts... They aint natural.
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    42-30-51 or similar

    42-39-56, you could say she had it all.
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    Dealing with the upper class or the wannabees

    i laugh to myself and feel sorry for them. In reality these people have nothing, their lives are dogshit wrapped in gold paper. They will die alone. Its not who you are its where your at which counts in my book.
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    glass ass fuck

    roxy raye ?
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    What are you watching right now?

    Dead Snow
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    Hook up with girls

    Jesus,:facepalm:
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    [SOLVED] Incredible orgasm!

    incredible ******* more like.
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    my second life avi

    or he's curious about something....
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    How dare you!!!
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    What the best lesbians scene for you?

    jodi west and bibette blanche is a good one. Bibette lets go all over Jodis face.
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    Best Break-Up Letter Ever!

    excellent :clap:
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    optimizing penis sensation? your thoughts

    :hammer: works for me.
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    favorites french pornstars?

    Lydia St Martin.
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    What if Carmella Bing was your ******?

    I'd wank in her pants and then put them back.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    "You've just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of nowhere. You're hardly top-draw".
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Blow Up (1966).
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    What are you listening to right now?

    im sat near an open window listening to the rain
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    Poll: Did you serve in the military?

    no., but i did work on a base for a while.
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    Studio pictures of birds.

    :rubbel: oh, that sort of bird...
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    Young girls with blown-out boxes...whyyyy!

    Hellooooooo.:drool1:
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    What pisses you off?

    fucking cheap fucking sellotape.:ak47::die:
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    Random Retro Babe Pictures

    dont know
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    12-21-12

    ill tell you on the 22nd.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. (1960).
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    Hot Brunette spread eagle

    I reckon that's Raven. she used to be on the phone in channels a few years ago. don't know her real name.
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    when u wipe your ass. do you...........???

    i use a swans neck
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    i.d these two milfs

    nope
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    Welcome back, fucktard.

    he's not allowed any where near chucky cheese.
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    Sex documentary show hosted by 2 Bristish guys. . . any 1 remember?

    Andy Peters? the ********'s TV presenter? Andy Pandy? Randy Andy? Andy Gandhi? Randy Gandhi? Randy Andy Gandhi? help much?
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    there are when have sex girls' wetting pussy?

    ?function search the tried you have
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    What pisses you off?

    lack of consideration for others. lack of discipline. lack of personal accountability.
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    What pisses you off?

    same with brake fluid and petrol.
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    Holidays

    I'm off work next week. happy days.
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    Choose 3 hot babes to blow you...

    This girl at work, that girl at work, another girl at work.
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    Asian Ladies, What Are The Most Obvious Signs A White Fella Has The Yellow Fever?

    Yellow fever presents in most cases with fever, nausea, and pain, and it normally subsides after several days. In some patients, a toxic phase follows, in which liver damage with jaundice (inspiring the name of the disease) can occur and lead to death. don't get bit.
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    Penis Girth

    too many people panicking about their dicks on this forum and hiding it in the guise of polls.:flaccid: remember: You can only **** with the cock you've got.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    ****
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    So I've had a bad day

    2 grand for an exhaust! jack it up and have a look yourself. only replace what's really necessary Don't get OE, go to a parts shop, buy on-line and if you can, fit it yourself. gives honest spanners like me a bad name, and Jesus, forget the girl. get the dog fixed.
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    big boobed firefighter

    I call Photoshop
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