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Yes! Thank you Petra, I am so glad to hear that!

I don't know much about soaps, but I know Susan Lucci was hot in her day. I also like Lisa Rinna, whom someone mentioned.

^ :rofl: Nah, you're not a clown, MP! THIS is a clown! After seeing that pic, I vow to have at least one clown and one hot midget at all my parties.

Max Hardcore definitely

I have about 5 porn movies and hardly ever watch them. I just use the stuff on my comp.

Hey bro, I think your username is just hilarious! The first username in my year on the board that has actually made me laugh out loud!

Well I was 20 at the time and working in Edison (central Jersey) and was commuting home after a long shift that ended at 11 PM. I was on North US 1 & 9, a fairly busy highway with 3 lanes in either direction and sporadic traffic lights. The traffic was light at that hour and I was driving about...

Damn! Look at these tags! Looks like you're all trying to get on my good side! Although I must disagree with "senob the strap-on master". I may be a jack of all trades, but as the saying goes, I am a MASTER of none.

It's interesting that you mentioned the "razor-slim" profit margins in gas. I've been fed that line as well. But if that were true, you wouldn't have certain stations in competition that I mentioned above, dropping their prices a good 15 cents to attract business. Wouldn't that destroy their...

I must admit, it actually never happened. Luckily. I just thought it would be funny.

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^ :rofl: Very good! Great delivery and humor. Really reminded me of a good standup routine. One I always liked: "When the **** hits the fan." It's obvious where the analogy and meaning comes from. When **** hits a fan, it goes all over the place, and everyone is screwed. -BUT- Where did it...

Sure! Are you suggesting I let him come on my face, then give him a sponge bath, lick his feet, dressed him up like Dorothy Gale, then give him a blow-job? If that's what you think he REALLY needs.... Credit to Peter Gazinya...I stole your idea and took it a step further...:D

This also means that pictures from imagehosts can no longer be posted on profiles, since they use URLs, correct? :weeping:

I hope they don't ***** it on the way driving back to the pizza place! That could be a very costly tip if they're caught!

I said above: "banning all public smoking would be the best policy." However, I just meant that policy would be best for the current situation for the Dutch, as in, "If you want to ban one, you might as well ban them all." I actually generally agree with Facetious and Friday, that there should...

Yeah, I didn't post the link right away. I also would like to see an article more recent than 2002. So the article does say that smoking ********* results in 50% more of two certain carcinogens into the lungs. However, these may not be ALL the carcinogens that are at stake here, that are...

Very good post, calpoon. While the negative aspects of ********* may sometimes be overstated, I think it is safe to say that comparing one joint to one cigarette, ********* smoking is at least as unhealthy to the smoker and those around them as cigarette smoking is. And in that, I am not taking...

As Becks mentioned, we usually tip 20% and then go down or up from there. For poor service, we might leave as little as 10%. Another thing is that if we are in a diner or some other place where the bill is only $10-$20, we generally throw out the rules and just leave at least $5 regardless. This...

This coming from someone who purports to be....well....an unattainable stud. Sorry fox, I just had to point that out. :(

If that's what happens during a standard wash, I can only imagine what you two would do if I asked for a simonizing!

Those two choices are both pretty "shetty" as far as I'm concerned. I'm sorry, I just had to say that.

Well, back then I was a van driver. :tongue: LOL Nope, even before that I spouted off about being gay all the time. I watched what I said in there though...

LOL!!! :rofl2: I'm not really into coffee much. I like iced coffee, and when I get it, it's at Dunkin Donuts. We have two Dunkin Donuts in town here, 2 blocks away from each other, each always packed. I always felt DD was more for the "average Joe" than Starbucks is. Part of the reason DD is...

Interesting. I once found a turd when I was tossing a woman's salad.

Funniest movie title to me: Airtight Grannys

1. Becks...poamr 2. Sybil Disobedience 3. hothannah

Whoever put "gay senob" in the tags, I didn't know Torre was a man, I swear. Or at least I blocked it out. He just looked so good in that yellow chiffon dress....

I think one problem for those of you who are interested in cutting the number of hours in a work-week is that a lot of people couldn't make ends meet with 30-35 hours worth of wages in a week rather than 40. That's the glaring problem with that at least for me.

BBB! First of all I have no guns. Second of all, if Becks wanted to give you a hug and a kiss, that's her choice. As long as she didn't have sex with you, I would be fine with it.

I like Gianna Michaels' legs the best. Nice thick, shapely thighs.

I like erotica. It is very enjoyable to look at. What I collect is probably mostly considered erotica or nude modelling. But I get off more to actual porn.

Good advice, even though it is not from Bill Gates, as Torre pointed out. Schools and parents IMO are doing a worse job than ever preparing **** for the real world.

Agreed. I actually like Korn AND am a BIG fan of Hole, who are of course broken up for awhile now. And I thought it was funny. :dunno:

Nice story. She wouldn't have had much of a chance as a hatchling, and a straggler no less. I think something like 1 in 100 make it to adulthood. Most get eaten before they get big. I wish this turtle well. Hopefully she has what it takes to survive in the wild.

Costco is cheap around here too, unfortunately they only take American Express cards. I have an AMEX, but it only gets 1% cash back. My Master Card and Discover both get 5% cash back, at least on gas, so it turns out better going to other places, since I'm basically getting 20 cents on the...

I'd give her an 8.5/10 which is remarkable considering she is totally not the type of girl I'm usually attracted to. But there's no denying beauty.

Looks like they prefer their female friends to have large boobs! :thumbsup:

He might just have been the one who constructed that building in the second pic!

I'd sign it, and I'd put on my Hannah Montana costume first, to give the pervert something to see! :eek:

The most time I've ever done was 3 days, and even that was a misunderstanding because I didn't appear in court because the notice to appear was sent to the wrong attorney. I once got a ticket for 111 in a 55 but that was no jail time, just money and points. I got into a police chase one time for...

Well, like I said, it's got to be a problem with youtube, because all the links are fresh. It sucks that they aren't working for ya. I guess it could be like you said that they don't work for you in another country. I never figured that it would matter much though. I wish I could help.

I don't know what to tell you BBB. I don't know why they wouldn't be on youtube anymore, just about everything I posted are pretty popular videos. I get the links right before I post them, so it's not like they're old or anything. It must be a problem with youtube, I guess. It sucks that they're...

Weird, funny, neither? I didn't think each of these deserved their own thread, so here's a bunch: