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Wait, when did this Asshat of the Year contest go on? How'd I miss that?

Roald, you want to take a guess or maybe make a banner? Then you could win a free membership and have even more stuff to nom over! There's no limit to who can participate. That's not too bad of a guess ;) You might be surprised. And now, here's some more pics! Maybe someone will want to use...

So it's people like you that most of the toilets in public bathrooms aren't flushed. That explains it. You know, I **** when toilets aren't flushed. It's not so much the sight that bothers me, it's the fact that if I go to *** in a toilet that hasn't been flushed, when the *** hits the water...

So I'm bigoted, misinformed, and a demotard. Ok. Thanks. I didn't know that about myself.

The only thing I don't know how to do is resize the pictures to fit the banner. They always either come out itsy bitsy or stretched out and distorted. Thanks Stiffy :) And Merry Christmas to you too.

Aw that's ok. You never know! Take a shot :)

Oooo I like it! Love that it has multiple pictures and moves.

Great! Sounds good. I'd love to have your friends around, they should definitely consider joining FreeOnes (and my site! :) ), as I'm sure they won't be disappointed.

Ooo pretty. Merry Christmas!

Yes, I hope so. I think it's going to be really fun to shoot. And I'm currently reading The Story of O. And you're welcome! Aw, I'm sorry Happy. I have no banner skills either, I've tried multiple times and a few different banner generators, and for the life of me I can't figure out how to...

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Sure, go for it. The more the merrier :) You just post your guess in the thread. I'm keeping a document with each person's guess.

Oh yeah, I forgot to add: You can enter both contests if you want, and if a person wins both the banner and one of the three guesses, they'll get a 4 month membership plus the custom photo set.

Ha yeah, that didn't work out so well last year. This year I was going to have the second portion of the contest be to post a fan sign picture including your face in the photo, but something tells me there wouldn't be as many takers on that one either since I've witnessed quite a few threads...

My biggest issue with this whole thing is how so many of the conservatives backing up Phil are trying to claim that A&E is being intolerant, bitching and whining about free speech and freedom of religion. No, A&E isn't being intolerant. Phil is. I've never seen Dick Dynasty and have no desire...

Christmas boobies! Merry Christmas! :D

Looking forward to it! :)

Hey guys! It's that time of year again :) Last year I ran a contest for Christmas, giving out 10 free one-month memberships to the winners and a three-month membership to the winner of the Christmas song contest. This year I've decided to run another round of contests in honor of the holidays...

Aww really? That would be awesome! But I didn't know you weren't entering this year :( That's sad news. Though I'm sure you have a good reason. I'll take the double.

Yep. I used to play Donkey Kong, Zelda, Diablo, Nox, Mario, Call of Duty, Need for Speed, God of War, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Doom, Twisted Metal, etc. and nowdays I pretty much stick with RPGs, specifically the Elder Scrolls series for the past few years. And as you said, I'll no doubt still...

Mandy, agreed. I think FreeOnes is absolutely wonderful, and I just wish more people knew about me outside of it. This year I plan to take a cue from Miss Hybrid's creative idea from last year and go around to bars, restaurants, maybe some other places, and put my pictures in men's bathroom...

Beat me to it. Here's some pics so you don't have to go searching for them :)

Some more eye candy!

Completely normal. I've been playing video games since I was a ***, and will continue to do so until they stop coming out with good games. However, I do think that this world is becoming way too obsessed with technology. Everyone's always got their faces stuffed into cell phones, ipads, nooks...

Alex and Sierra won!!! Yay!

Think of it like the fashion industry. Clients hire tall, slender girls to work runways so that the clothes can be shown off better. In porn, they hire guys with big dicks so the sex can be shown off better.

George Carlin, one of the best comedians ever!

Haha you better get to studying! Yes, this is true. Sex sells and always will.

Here's to hoping your blog goes smoothly from now on! When does the next round of voting start for the sexiest ladies?

Ah, perhaps that's a good reason to start watching solo porn.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Looking forward to the 3rd one.

Thank you xfire and double! I'll give my vote to Miss ****. I'd like to see her get into the next round.

That's how it's supposed to be, they did that on purpose. But yeah, it is annoying. Could get a more accurate result if they did the entire game at once then gave you the results.

I'm not much a fan of opera, but I can appreciate the talent and beauty of it. I'm always amazed when such a big, beautiful voice comes out of such a small little body. That girl is amazing. Yeah I completely agree. There have been a number of instances on this show when I got annoyed with the...

Penny, definitely.

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I love the French language. I think it's beautiful. I chose taking French classes in high school over Spanish, it sounds prettier to me. Not to say Spanish doesn't sound pretty, I just prefer French.

I love the candles.

There's not much point to this thread, other than that I just feel really compelled to share this. I started watching X Factor on Hulu about a month ago for shits and giggles out of boredom, and have fallen in love with this couple who tried out and has so far made it all the way through to at...

Au contraire. There are actually way more options to buy online than in actual stores.

Havawank! I love it!

Re: garters and stockings Some more from me :) Blue and black panties with black garters and thigh high stockings.

Thank you for the votes! Here's some pics :) How many ladies are making it to the next round Jitna?

I get the opposite. When a photographer approaches me wanting to shoot artistic nudes and the like, when they find out that I do all this adult work they're really surprised and actually excited about it. Maybe that's just because it's hard to find models, mostly on modelmayhem, that aren't...

I thought so too, but not always. There's a pic of a girl looking kinda raggedy that was indeed porn.

A friend of mine on facebook posted this today and I thought I'd share it with you. Here I was thinking I was an expert on fashion vs. porn, what constitutes porn and erotica as opposed to what's fashion and art. Check it out. http://bullettmedia.com/article/well-can-fashion-porn-game/ The...

Tons of stuff. Where do I begin? Piles of old newspapers, a giant bag of like 50 baseball hats, heaps of plastic bags, something like 30 rolls of trash bags that could either be tossed or used to toss the other stuff, knick knacks, empty candle holders, stacks of hundreds (maybe thousands) of...

Actually, surprisingly, he does know what's in most of the boxes. Have you ever seen the show Hoarders? If not, you should watch it sometime. You'll notice how the people on that show tend to get really angry and upset when they're faced with the decision to get rid of something, whether it's...

Not this one! I prefer shopping online. Less hassle, less expensive.

A yard sale would be fantastic, but sadly we have no yard. We have a sidewalk.