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  1. The Paulinator

    Russian Army Vision Test

    Why, no, I would never post a funny picture in this particular forum. Thank you for your concern.
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    Are you my long-lost *******?

    Are you my long-lost *******?
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    The Pusification of America

    It all goes back to WWI, in the trench warfare, the men all alone and surrounded by their dead buddies would, in rare instances, practice homosexual ************ acts out of their hopeless and desparate situation. And this was the heterosexuals. Imagine if they had been GAY!?!:eek: So...
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 9th Tuesday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: Jessica Jaimes , shadowglare , andx29 , dstroker :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!! ....and many mooooore!:sing:
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    Can I Panic just a little bit?

    Can I Panic just a little bit?
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    The Pusification of America

    Is that *******? Se habla Espanol? Anyone else live in a state that doesn't sell ******* on Sunday?
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    The Pusification of America

    I have heard stories of Tag being ****** from school playgrounds on the premise that it was "unwanted touching" "Timeout"...Seriously? You were bad, so sit and do nothing...not even facing the corner. I have always worn seatbelts. Insurance used to give a 15% discount for seatbelt usage. Make...
  8. The Paulinator

    Controversial Topic

    Fred Phelps. I just thought that if you were to cryogenically freeze someone's head, some manner of trou may be in order. Liquid nitrogen will knock your icicle right off
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    Controversial Topic

    Yes; They are orphans; Why are you wearing pants?; and sounds like it would be a waste of energy.
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    :partysml: Happy Birthday!!

    :partysml: Happy Birthday!!
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 8th Monday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: Insieme.A.Te , Zaknafein , morais_san , TomB23 , BrekkyDJ , Fubar , BigEd55 , AlexDragon_29 :hatsoff:And to FreeOnes Moderator:hatsoff: AFA :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the...
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    Russian Army Vision Test

    “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having: Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more...
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    Controversial Topic

    Gaah! Really, dude? Just take a giant **** in the middle of the room and walk out? Feller, good to see you return from your cord usage. Sorry about the lenscap under the "Pics or it didn't happen" policy, though. Remember, ****, always use fail-safe knots and bends when practicing autoerotic...
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    June 6th, 1944

    One of my uncles was in the 29th Div. He landed on Omaha Beach this day in 1944. He had 5 Bronze Stars and a Silver Star. He never talked about it ever. We only found out about his decorations after his death last year.:******: :hatsoff: <--To you Uncle Milton Thanks for the pics!
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    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    That would actually be exit-polling data. (and who has ever lied to exit pollsters?) The real vote is secret (for now, anyway)
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    Ashton Taylor / Aubrey Taylor

    Re: Ashton Taylor Now at Karups Older Women: http://private.karupsow.com/ha/babes/ce90db47a/index.html
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 7th Saturday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: kevski5000 , Emma_travestie , Gritzer , SimSim007 , psychofrank , MastaDizasta , Pux :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo...
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    Anna Smart - AKA: Anna S, Chantel A, Darlene, Melanie, Milana

    Re: Darlene (TSM) / Milana (Nubiles) / Lola (First-Nude) / Melanie (TeenStars) http://galleries.3xnubiles.com/girls/milana/08hq3/index.shtml http://galleries.3xnubiles.com/girls/milana/qno7e/index.shtml
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    post three or more girls showing ass, pussy or tits

    http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/27079/index.html http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/27075/index.html
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    Controversial Topic

    I think a pre-emptive strike would be in order as soon as Americans can figure out exactly where this "Canada" place is. Maybe that's a different administration I'm thinking of.
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    Antioxidants in human sperm reduce facial wrinkles.

    Showed the article to my wife.... And no, she's not buying it. Not even my offer of a potential $250 savings. Synthetic sperm? Sperm which was man-made? Haha they got 'em good. Where is the FDA in all of this? Do they have ************-strength sperm yet?
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    What a neat way to get her number:-)

    Notice how the numbers over the nips are always the first to go?
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    WTF??? Does anyone know what is going on in this picture????

    Trying to inflate her tits? Boob Tuba:dunno:
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 6th Saturday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: brk242k7 , brk222k5 , hwoarang , ricki raxxx , steher28 , ICETOM In commemeration of this date :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy...
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    Controversial Topic

    Well some would argue that Dr. Pepper= Mr.Pibb= Cola+Root ****. I have it on good authority that the Pepper ****** are upset about this, especially after having spent all that time and running up debt on medical school. Sgt. Pepper has been spending extra time at the range honing his sniper...
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    Controversial Topic

    BlueBalls, If I understand the entomology of his name, hasn't unloaded in a loooong time.:tongue:
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 5th Friday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: Ateh , The Triumvirate , riseabove , veil01 , funke_munke , Frank Fire , FHER76 , AnnaNova , PartyBoy , SunnyTK :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd...
  28. The Paulinator

    Controversial Topic

    I DIDNT EVAN MENTION THE CIALIS AFFECT YET AND YOUR A RACIST AGAINST POEPLE ON THE EQUATOR!! LOLZ Other than that, a completely rational point about ionization affecting people's ability to form cognitive thoughts onto cohesive arguments. Just because I accept all points you have made as...
  29. The Paulinator

    Very Important News.

    That all depends on whether I ate breakfast or smoked it Before and after pictures of the wall paint and the plants may suffice, thank you. I know what to look for in my mailbox now.
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    Controversial Topic

    A true revelation of your thought process, for I said nothing. Free cheese for everyone!!!
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    Very Important News.

    I agree. Pics or it didn't happen. Why are you an actor/musician/performer?:rofl: No, I drive around in a van and solve mysteries. No ghosts or attempted real-estate fraud, my mysteries usually involve power/lighting/elevators/climbing. I face the fact that I could die any day at work, that...
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    Can you tell me how to get?

    How to get to Sesame Street? http://www.caryconover.com/oct087.html
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    Skill and Fame explained

    In one simple diagram...
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    Controversial Topic

    To me there is no controversy to this. It is simply a fornication of the MJ-12 (no I do not mean formulation) and the right or left wing media. The colored people (pink with blue pinstripes, if you must know) have all been buying up all the canned peas and gasoline in anticipation of this...
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    Do you prefer a collection of pics or videos?

    I got a bazillion pictures and movies on CD, flash drives, magazines (in case of power outages) and once removed from my computer I never look at them again until "The Day*" comes. The Day, of course, being when either Republicans make porn ******* or Democrats decide to tax the hell out of it...
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    Very Important News.

    At my Company, our motto is "We're not happy until you're not happy" But I am not at work, so your happiness makes me happy. Also could someone open a window or something? Someting above me is kinda stinky.
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    what does it mean that GM declared bankruptcy

    A standing ovation to you sir! Someday, in America, (if only in my dreams) Americans will learn that begging the Fed for help will only cause more problems. Who didn't know that the bailout money would only postpone bankruptcy? The shareholders knew, that was why they either got out or stayed...
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    :partysml: Happy Birthday!!

    :partysml: Happy Birthday!!
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 4th Thursday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: leftygonnabe , bonsai86xx , oakley , crisio , jac_meeof , Pariah000 , Flanker :bowdown: And to our beloved OCSMs:bowdown: kENDRA <3 bANX :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the...
  40. The Paulinator

    Happy as always. Once I learned to appreciate what I have, it just made life that much more...

    Happy as always. Once I learned to appreciate what I have, it just made life that much more enjoyable.
  41. The Paulinator

    Fashionable dog sled, or just plain gay?

    He's gonna eat good tonight! Lots of frozen leftovers too.:pukey:
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    Rover's contribution to the picnic

    :rofl2: ...still...laughing....
  43. The Paulinator

    What the hell is this???

    An ironing board, a fan, a paint roller, a dishrack, a bicycle tire, a bicycle seat and luggage rack, a thermos, a plate, a naked girl, a mug, what may be a coffee grinder or a hair dryer, some rope, a little bit of shipping tape. Fuck, dude, just buy her a damn dress next time!
  44. The Paulinator

    :wave2: Hope you have been well!

    :wave2: Hope you have been well!
  45. The Paulinator

    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 3rd Wednesday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: thaKIDmumbles , johnisme123 , Shade , mazzo76 , dubber23 :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!! ....and many...
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 2nd Tuesday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: JPS2005 , dirkdiggler6272 , Brandon_Hex , TheCandyMan , Cairo , rimjobber* :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu...
  47. The Paulinator

    :partysml: Happy Birthday!!

    :partysml: Happy Birthday!!
  48. The Paulinator

    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 1st :sunny: Monday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy birthday to members::glugglug: Lover20 , tietliplover , Maykel Limbat , Pijitus , :bowdown:And to our beloved OCSMs:bowdown: mistresstaylor :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd...
  49. The Paulinator

    We really believe you!

    His navel looks like a vulva:rofl:
  50. The Paulinator

    Becoming a Pornstar

    No,indeed you cannot. You have to inquire within at a well-known message board featuring porn links. That is the first step, so good work on that. Next step is the semen and hairy-taint licking mentioned above. The pay is that they will sometimes let you have the item of your choice from the...
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