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Nope, I only lasted until 0:18! :drool1:

I first heard the news on the radio and I couldn't believe it! A sad day for the world of pro wrestling. :( R.I.P

If Tom Petty attempted grunge, this is what it would sound like: KwSWfvqCAAU

Thanks for the Kagney Linn rep, man!

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LMAO. That is fuckin' ridiculous. Here's mine: Last week I had to buy an English folder at the school store, and there was a big hold up in the line. This *** around my age or so was with his *** and several other members of what looked to be a very corny, white ******. He was dressed like a...

They should have let us know that while wrestling matters, segments matter more.

How about these? "BALLS!" "BALLS DEEP!" "It's raining *****!"

Wow, I just now noticed this post. Just curious, but how do 4 year olds "talk about" porn? Like what do they say about it?

Holy fuck, the mods are about to fight each other!

I'll give her a 9.

Now steroids would have the opposite effect. Not only will they not refill your balls, but they'll shrink them down so they can't hold anything at all!

I know what you mean about Hart Dynasty, but I don't think their talent could be denied. Plus, even if their team was a bit superficial I still think that's better than having them both serve as meaningless singles wrestlers. And if your friends were offended by Cryme Tyme, I can only imagine...

They're not as slutty as you think. Tommy Lee makes Bree Olsen look like Kevin Jonas' life partner.

There are plenty of women I'd go for in real life that I wouldn't want to see in a porno, and vice versa. So that quote was most certainly grade A bullshit. As is this whole article. I can watch "Gonzo" porn all day and it doesn't mean I'm going to view romantic sex that way. When I think about...

I feel bad about it but this is basically how I felt reading this. Call me a pussy, or an oversensitive guy, but if I had a wife and she went through cancer and chemo, sex would be the last thing on my mind. I'd really just be concentrating on caring for her and all. I'd want to be close...

I'd tell him what I need to tell him. But I'm not gonna let him touch me anymore than he needs to.

At least he didn't get hit with a cumshot...or get shot with a fully loaded assault rifle.

Alexis Texas, believe it or not. And who would that be in yours? :D

Does taking the Ball Refill supplement disqualify you from winning that award?

And it gives you blue balls, right?

The mutha fuckin' punk po-lice. :1orglaugh

He sounds more like someone I'd want to have a **** with, not vote into office.

Re: Who made you cum today? Eve Laurence

Do you ever watch porn when you're not in the mood to masturbate? They call it "adult entertainment," but do you ever actually ever watch it for entertainment purposes? If you ask me, I'd rather watch girls getting banged than that crap on TV. Porn is awesome. :bowdown:

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No, but I guess I should have. Yeah, she's going to a different school. She seemed to like playing head games with me because it seemed like on day she was really into me and then the next time I saw her she wasn't. Also, when we would make eye contact it definitely wasn't "normal" lol. But...

Well why would you be covering up your furniture then? Is the pornstar going to cum all over them? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

An awesome song with a ridiculously sexy music video: 9sTQ0QdkN3Q

No one said they were going to let you cum all over the place while they were there...what would you need all that crap for? :1orglaugh

Thanks, man. :D Alexis Texas is f'n awesome, right? And that's cool you're going to Montreal. Have you ever been there before? I went to Toronto once but I was too young to remember.

Large breasts. I'm attracted to curvier women in general, so this just plays into it I think.

I care what girls I like think about me. Otherwise, I don't give a damn, a rat's ass or a flying popcorn fart what anyone thinks about me.

I have more charisma than a dog on a chain.

If I had my own place, I definitely would. If I really liked them, they could move in permanantly for all I care. :1orglaugh

Looks like a solid 4/5 from what I can tell. I'd love to give her some action too, lol.

LOL, I meant those as two seperate thoughts. I mean if the video was a gangbang...Freeones would love it. But if you had the chance to individually fuck Lady GaGa, you would. :D BTW, I had never heard of Pro Pain before but that song kicked ass. bu3rsha1ZtI

That RAW was okay; certainly better than last week's shows but that's not saying much. I hope SmackDown will be even better. And since I'm bored, I thought I'd give my thoughts on the tag team divison. I really feel like it could be rebuilt, with a handful of teams on each brand, and the...

Re: Who made you cum today? Ariel X and some other Ultimate Surrender girls.

Anal. But both are awesome every time.

Thanks for the rep, dogg!

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You know you'd hit it, and you know you wish the gangbang happened. 1mB0tP1I-14

Wouldn't it make more sense that if we expect ladies to taste our stuff, then we gotta taste theirs? I have no intention of "trying" cum, but something from a pussy doesn't sound so bad (I'm just setting myself up for **** jokes here). :1orglaugh

Pretty much the same for me. Today was only my 4th day, so I've just been chilling at home so far. Are you still gonna go on road trips?

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GaGa probably takes it up the ass anyway. :1orglaugh

There's a gallery I bought with Freeones points where Celeste Star texts on a phone before she really starts doing herself with a toy.

This was one of the best songs of 2009. Too bad it's already been forgotten. CFLXxqoapPY

Hey man, how has your summer been going so far?