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I'm starting to wonder if this guy is just doing ****, to get attention from some cable network, for a reality show.

Well then, you most certainly have my permission to edit the above statement, as needed, at your discretion, to suit the situation.

But you could probably get away with the whole authentic cowboy thing, and ride a *****. Are you aloud to ride as transportation in a more rural setting in your state?

You are right, and Holder should be in prison right now too. Before anyone gives me any ****, about anything, this has nothing to do with obama, or democrats. The 2 morons that held office before him should be rotting in prison too, and probably, more then half of the morons before them.

Holland Taylor-the *** on 2 1/2 men Debra Rupp-the *** on That 70's show Courtney Love-skanky musician, that I'm almost positive would slide her asshole over your cock, bounce on it until you couldn't stand it any longer, then would climb off, grab your meat, flick the piece of corn off the...

You only have one option. Take the ashes to the cunts house, knock on her door, go inside, tell her how much you respected, and loved her ******, set the ashes on a table, tell her he needs to be with HIS ******, tell her to NEVER, under any circumstances EVER treat your ****** disrespectfully...

I took it as meaning, are hot, but you not only aren't looking at them as someone you would love to fuck, but you get the impression that in the bedroom, they are less then skilled, or enthusiastic.

Storks bring babies.................Swallows, don't. I'll tell you the quickest way to get her NOT to swallow it. Call your cum, COCK SNOT!

Did you see the scene of her in the white lingerie, acting all slutty, then getting fucked? And I apologize...it's "Two Days In The Valley".

I will never ride a bus. I haven't since school, and will not ever again.

Now she gets me going...I just have the feeling she would be freaky. Or at least, adventurist. As far as Charlize....watch "Three Days In The Valley".

I'm going to add Jessica Alba. She's VERY pretty, and has a nice body, but she just seems like a cold fish. I feel the same way about Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm sure there are others, but I can't think of any right now.

Fucking AWESOME man. You did it again....sorry I can't rep you yet.

It occurs to me, "Huffs Dong", might be a good name for a Chinese take out joint.

This one does!

It depends on what the "something" is. If it's food...does it taste good to you, or is it good for you? If it's an object, what is the quality of it's construction, etc. I think most people go by the standards of people they trust, recommending things.

Yeah, same here...I don't think I bought a cassette until I already had a hundred that I made. I sure as hell can't remember the first album I bought. My first CD was Pink Floyd-*******, though.

So would black coffee...and it wouldn't be freaking gross! It would also be the appropriate beverage for the desert.

I'm guessing this is in honor of Malcolm Young's birthday? Sin City......I prefer the live version. Shoot to Thrill T.N.T. It's A Long Way to the top Big Balls

That's what happens, when you put the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car.

He's thinking, film me making a creepy face, so I can become a you tube sensation, then end up on a posting forum where people that come from different walks of life can judge me on nothing more then the impression I give them, from making a creepy face. And meth is a helluva ****.

I couldn't name 14 active porn stars, without looking at a list.

Actually, I think obama was the one that reinstated security for ex-politicians, or went back to them getting a longer time line for free security...I really can't remember now, but I do remember thinking it seemed like a republican move.

I wish I had it now...it might be worth a buck or 2. I have 3 or 4 Evel K. puzzles...I have to put them together, make sure they're complete, and then I want to sell them, along with some old Disney puzzles I have.

Now I'll pay for porn. I have no problem going into a book store and buying a DVD, or joining some sites, if I feel the content would be there. If the girl has been around long enough to have a good amount of content. My problem comes with download limits, or in some cases problems with malware...

He doesn't have to be able to shoot a ***, he's got enough security to keep an average sized suburb safe...and we pay for it, so all he really has to be able to do is kick back, and relax.

Gotta love a cutie that can wrestle, AND shoot a rifle

If you consider that a crime worthy of a citizens arrest, or calling the authorities, why in the fuck are you hanging out on a porn board that's loaded with a lot more graphic content then that? Besides the obvious fact that you like to tell us all why Jesus doesn't approve.

I think all chicks look good with a cock in their mouth...as far whose the queen, I can't judge that, unless I'm on the receiving end of the blow job. However, I will say this. Some girls do appear to like it more then others. Such as Wifey, and Heather, from "I Deep Throat". I've never seen...

I liked him, I wouldn't mind if he dropped in and said hello.

I know those pics are from a movie called "Milf Maids". Last, and best scene.

I'll go south of the river baby!....wait, is the "river" your belly button, and is "south of the river" a euphemism for licking your cooter?

I'm actually a little surprised that there was that much dialog, before it went right to her getting plowed in the ass....must be one of them fancy porn flicks!

Isn't it supposed to be, FIDDY? Or is one dollars, and one cents.

1) Cinema Show-Genesis 2) And You And I-Yes 3) Sheep-Pink Floyd

Naomi Russell.

A stab wound under the arm, can be more deadly then a lot of other places. The femoral artery passes through that area, and if it's cut, a person can ***** out pretty quickly...especially if his ***** has been thinned out by a lot of ********. I do agree though, if he was defending his wife to...

He isn't a star...he WAS a star, and it faded, and fell hard and fast. I don't believe he ****** the guy, so it's probably more of a aggravated assault, or assault with a deadly weapon charge. They'll hit him with 3 or 4 things, he'll plead out to one of the charges, and serve a little time, or...

Promises were never made. . Sadly, the only thing we do have, are terrorists, with nuclear material, that will **** innocent people as they drive by in a minivan.