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I was just gonna say, turn it into a sinus, or upper respiratory infection, and get some Mucinx, and chug lots of water.

I think you're cute...I bet that ass jiggles real nice, when it gets slapped....you know, when you're being a "bad girl"!

Sometimes the sentence ends with a period.....sometimes an exclamation point.....

I would give my left nut, If Taylor Swift went up to him, as he was approaching the podium, and go off on a tangent belittling him as a human being, and in general questioning his manhood, then pulled out a nine, and put a round into one of his knee caps. Even if Lisa Ann is just as much at...

You're such a fuckwit. First of all, dumbass. I would bet there's a nice big sign at EVERY Disney park that prohibits concealed carry. Secondly, if there isn't, then he didn't break the law. And thirdly, and the best part, he was in YOUR FUCKED up country, WITH GUNS, and he had a copy of the...

Purple is a good color on you.

I remember it too, although I wasn't in school. I found out when I walked into work. I was able to tape it later, on some news show, but I have no idea where that is. It was a freaky thing to see.

Seems to me, if someone were going to try and **** him, they would use poison, not *****....unless he's known to already have a problem, and was using at the time. I certainly don't think it's cool to dose someone, mainly because it happened to me once, and I ended up in the ER getting my...

He was so good on Barney Miller. I wish his attempt at an off shoot show would have been more successful. He had a long life, I hope he has a well deserved rest.

Yeah she fuckin is.

Fair enough....It's not costing me anything.

Big difference between a girl in the adult business. that actually tries to work, and is actively shooting, but can't make it, or is just plain greedy.....and a self important, self entitled whiny little princess, that just wants a hand out because she thinks she should get it. She can get work...

I think these guys are very gentlemanly, in their offers to help retrieve your dropped phone. I however have a more piggish streak in me, so I'm just gonna go ahead and offer to lick your butthole, in case you need to get it wet enough to actually put the toy into your butt. Not that the tease...

I was trying to be tactful....you know how polite I am. Buuuuuuuttttttt, since you broached the subject. For that $20.00, I expect a first class hummer, and I don't wanna see any dirty looks, or hear any whining when I blast a gallon of cock snot down her throat. And she better not spit it...

I actually knew a dog, that got a mouse from a cat. They were a neighbors *******, but we all hung around. He always had the most well behaved and mellow dogs. The cat ruled the hood too. Got one of my cats pregnant 4 times. My cat has brought me toy mice...we don't let our ******* outside. My...

Depends. What kind of car, and will I get to drive it?

No...but gravity increases.....

I know how she can earn a $20.00

At least she's cute....

This **** is getting out of fucking hand! Desperado Is one of my favorite albums...I'm partial to the earlier Eagles, although it's all listenable... which is rare in so many bands. And because of this horrible loss, we didn't hear much about another great musician, one of the founding members...

He was a bad ass villain.

And if I'm not mistaken, a better example would have been Warren Zevon. There was a song on his last album, that sure as hell sounded like a goodbye, to me....made me fuckin cry, as a matter of fact. And his appearance on Lettermen....great quote, and words to live by. "Enjoy every sandwich"...

:coolthumb:.............how come we don't have a smilie rockin' out on a guitar? That seems a tad screwed up, considering how many music threads we start...sadly because we want to pay respects, but still, we need one or two.

I wonder if there's panic in Detroit......

I had no idea he was sick either. Another legend passes. R.I.P.

I've thought about Paula Deen masturbating with a stick of butter. More then once too.

I don't care, but I wouldn't do it unless it was a situation such as out in the woods, or behind the counter of my own business. Otherwise, I would prefer no one know what I'm carrying....or how much of it, for that matter.

I like my pb&j's on toasted Italian bread, with a good quality chunky peanut butter, and Smuckers grape jelly.

Re: Aaliyah Love She looks so amazing when she does the pin up look.

I tend to agree...and some of them might not have produced the quantity needed. I think she would have been perfect for an episode of Milf & Honey, from Rodney Moore.

Congratulations...You've been promoted to FULL fuckwit. If you had a lick of common sense, you would realize that, when you counter the treason that is committed by your leaders, it's not considered treason, it's called patriotism....something you and your ilk, are familiar with, in the form of...

If you weren't such a half a fuckwit, you would realize that, defying, and standing up to the government, when you believe they've done wrong, and trying to effect change, is part of what patriotism is about. But you're to busy getting up off of your knees, and wiping your lips off for your...

I ain't sayin' she's no gold digger....but I ain't never seen her with no broke......................................dude

I watch Jerry Springer. Never accept an invitation to The Jerry Springer Show....nothing goo will come from it. NOTHING!!!!

Hey, it's good to know that she takes the extra steps, just in case you wanna eat that snatch from behind...or toss that salad.

I was under the impression that, that number had already been established. I had always believed an "average" I.Q. to be 100 to 110, with 140 being Mensa material, and 75 being on the low side. Please don't ask what I mean by low....I typed out several things, they all sounded really horrible...

Timir had the *** stuck in his pants, with his shirt over it, and then lifted his shirt to show the *** to the cops, as I heard the story...that's NOT open carry. Also, since you are woefully ignorant to the concept of self preservation, I shall remind you that, it's not so much that you just...

Sounds to me like a good way to push a frustrated person into a dangerous corner. All I see coming from this is more ******** and bodies. I also wouldn't put it past them to be counting on exactly that, to happen.

Unless they're ready to bare knuckle box, to settle the argument....they should shut up and get over it.

With your look, I think you would look great in a French Maids outfit, a nurses uniform...maybe a shorter vewrsion of a waitresses uniform.

Fuckin' Lemmy...the poster boy for excess and *****. What a truly, live by the *****, die by the ***** set of balls this ROCK STAR had!! A man that lived the life of total excess, and bragged about it, and lived to be 70. God bless that crazy fucker....it's about to get REAL loud in heaven.

Actually the right to call people names should be considered free speech in my opinion, whether or not it makes you an asshole or not, you still should have that right, BUT, what you SHOULD NOT have the freedom to say, are things like screaming fire, in a crowded theater, or yelling for everyone...

No pic, count on a dick.

Fuck you mean, "WHEN" it gets stupid?!?!

Re: BDA-BALLS DEEP ANAL Deserves its own Category, Tags# Ya know what would be a GREAT category. The couch potato category. All the members hang out there, but NEVER post. They just go there to veg, and watch a continues loop of some inane bullshit.....like a fish tank, or a fireplace. You can...

Another factor is sheer volume. In the old days, there wasn't as many girls out there, and they didn't come and go as quickly. Now a days, it's so hard to just keep track of who is, or isn't retired yet, but in the old days, a girl stuck around for a while, and there wasn't as many, or as many...

Maybe they aren't. Maybe it's just the new HiDef technology. Back in the old days, at best, if you had enough money you bought a VCR, if not, it was Super8 reels. Today, with DVD or Bluray, plus 1080dpi, you can see ever zit on her ass, and the stubble in her ass crack to boot. No, the chicks...

B.M.V. is a shortened American way of saying bureau of motor vehicles....they issue plates, registration transfers and licenses. But if you feel yourself giving up on beemers, do a search for the BMW 4219 Eli, you'll feel better about them. - - - Updated - - - B.M.V. is a shortened American...

Who the fuck knows?! I couldn't get on all day yesterday, I figured they were doing repairs. Before that, it was acting bitchy to several others also. Love that ride. I wonder if the B.M.V. would give me, "DTH MBL" for the plates? Oh...."EAT ME"!! Better, but far less likely. - - - Updated - -...

This is an important fact also...I wouldn't own either car, if it weren't produced in a model year that made a big enough version to have a hood in comparable length, to that of a Kenworth.