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I gotta say, I really thought it would be way nastier then that, but I appreciate that you told the truth, and didn't come up with some bullshit story, that would be a typical porn plot.

Any ******...if you love it, it will love you back, unconditionally. Your looks don't matter, or your bank account, it doesn't care about anything, but your happiness, and loving you, as much as you love it. I have 2 cats, and one of them acts almost like a dog...even got him to play fetch for...

Outside of the porn industry, what is the single most slutty thing you've done? Like, the kind of thing that when everything was said and done, you thought to yourself, damn, I probably shouldn't have done that.

My dates are off, but clinton DID put an assault weapons ban in place, and part of that is still applicable to full auto, and the parts you need for them. I can't recall regan enacting any *** laws of major consequence....other then what he traded to Afghanistan for that heroin he need for the...

The fuck....nobody's gonna make the "nail you like a 2x4" joke?!?! I gotta be the perv, and do the dirty work?

Because when you take a nano second to line up your shot, you'll hit it. Spray and pray greatly reduces the rounds fired, to **** shots, ratio, and in reality, the only thing a fully automatic weapon is good for, is to lay down a volume of fire, to flank a position. Civilians aren't allowed the...

Gonna say not hot, for all 3...but they are all pretty. The girl getting boned, she has a hot face, but would like to see her with a normal expression on her face.

Thank you. What seriously disturbs me is, in an effort to document this self proclaimed deed of greatness is, he's letting a load crust up, and stain his carpet. Makes me think he should have had a sculptured texture, or a pattern. At least it would halfway hide his aftermath.

I'll give you back 10 credits, if you delete the dudes pictures.

I **** to say this, but numbnuts is right. If a clown is on the "no fly list", he should be on a no buy list. If I have to answer a couple of more questions, and wait a day or 2 for my $3000 semi automatic rifle, so some idiot won't get one, I'll make that compromise....I usually can't come up...

Anytime my friend. If you need to, shoot me a pm, I'll pass on whatever info I can. And that company gets product there quick, and fresh, and will talk to you on the phone if you need any help.

The best cigar I've EVER smoked is the Camacho American Barrel Aged. http://www.cigar.com/cigars/94508/camacho-american-barrel-aged/ I usually smoke the 6 x 60 Gordo size in most cigars if available. In fact, the only Camacho product I've smoked, that I didn't like, was the "blue label", which...

If you know what you like in a stoogie, go to cigars.com, and you can order them singly, or in 5-packs, if you don't have a humidor. Or you can order samplers. I usually try and grab a couple of other things, when I buy a box of my everyday brand. If you want, I can toss a couple of...

The wife gave me a liter of Knob Creek for my B-day, last week, and I had a couple of good cigars in the humidor, so it's been a couple of good weekends around here. Last time I was in the State store I noticed some new small batch Bourbons on the shelf, I want to try out. Woodward Reserve is...

Makers is my 2nd choice, and usually what bars have. It's a good Bourbon.

Just smoked one of their cigars last night at a graduation party. When I got home, I drank a nice glass of Knob, over ice...and smoked a regular cigar.

Not a turn on at all....but a great source of humor for me. I think it's hilarious when my wife tries to sneak one by. Or when I make her laugh so hard it just happens. For some reason I just find it funny when girls fart, especially when they didn't mean to.

I support being allies with Israel, however I DO NOT support giving that type of aid to ANYONE, that isn't in immediate need of disaster relief. This country has done a damn fine job of stepping up, when needed, but now we are in need of that money, and charity begins at home.

So what about that picture of your bike?

You really are a fuckwit! #1) If you wanna play, start a thread, and invite me in...don't fuck up her's #2) How would your Vespa scooter, drivin' on the wrong side of the road drivin', half fucking retard ass know ANYTHING about what the American biker culture, and what it means? #3) If I have...

Pink Floyd-*******....again. It's one of my favorites, and the first CD I ever bought...so also my oldest CD.

Hi, I'm not a real pornstar...but I play one on T.V. Well, one week down, and one more to go.

Lets see a picture of your scooter. I'm the one doing the *******, spanking, and hair pulling, that means you're my little fuck toy, that means I make the rules...besides, how are you gonna complain, with my cock in your mouth? Hey! There's a good question. How do you complain, on set, with a...

The defense rests..... While your nasty little ass is sprawled across, and or bent over my Harley.....

.....and now you're here....

Now this is the kind of **** I like. Anything Lois or Marge. Everyone laughs when I tell them my ********* crush is Lois Griffin...but she's fuckin hot. In fact any of the cartoon babes...Leela, Francine, Betty and Wilma.

Maybe she's with Carmen San Diego.

I'm 50, and in my heyday, smoked A LOT of hooch....and I never could roll a joint! Not even with 3 hands. I do however have a friend that I can truly claim, was able to roll a doob, with his first 2 fingers, on his leg, while driving. I don't know how, and it wasn't picture perfect, but he did it.

I do a once a month rubbing ******* soak. I put on nitrile gloves, grab a couple of rags that need to be pitch anyway, and pull out the pieces, and thoroughly wipe them clean. I have 2 very similar small pipes, so even though it only takes a day or so for the resin to come off, I'm packin' a...

After I watch Anything political. Especially Hillary related.

I see your point, to an extent. BUT, dstone2004 has posted COUNTLESS high quality posts of this nature, and really doesn't deserves to be lumped into the category you refer to. I am quite familiar with that group, and it's a lot better then."this made me LOL :)". I **** that silly ****.

Most of the time I use a small bowl, with a lid. I only roll one on Friday night, and Saturday afternoon, AFTER chores are done. Sunday I will do **** and bake...but I do NOTHING on Sunday anyway. I find if I take a few hits after work, I tend to relax quicker, and it has helped me cut back on...

Sure they do...I'm sure they'll all settle down with the right guy some day.

Mines the same, but is a Zig Zag brand...probably made in the same factory. I gotta say, I tried those "Raw" papers....and I did not like them, but I have a friend that swears by them. I think he just like the reminder leaf, at the end of the papers.

Does Hustler magazine still have their annual ********* beaver contest anymore?

I wonder which one she'll marry, then give a fat settlement to, after she realizes what an idiot he is.

I don't hear you denying it.....:D

I just use a rolling machine...and who in the fuck puts a filter on a doob?

Innards of any kind, from any ******, tofu, and sushi.

Why do I only have 2 weeks to ask you anything?

And lets not forget, thank a veteran....or buy him a shot and a ****.

for me, I need from the clit down, bald. Some girls look good completely bald, but some don't. I think you would look better with a patch on top. I don't think bald makes a girl look like she's ********...but, some girls just need some hair above their snatch. And for god sakes DO NOT forget to...

Yeah well, they obviously haven't talked to many of the pervs around here.

Maybe the girls next door to me, were stoners.....

I think the only place you might have luck, is when someone hacks personal ****, or as in chicks like Courtney Stodden, maybe a sex tape...if you count her as a *********. By the way, I was gonna buy that dvd, anyone seen it in it's entirety?

I have actually seen cos play photos, where the girls snatch is obstructed by panties, but her balloon knot is clearly visible.

She does have some nice tits.

Because *** pees, and who has are bad....VERY BAD! But it's perfectly reasonable, to assume that a tentacled ******* would seek out the most innocent young girl to ******** assault in every hole, then ******, because the cuter, and smaller the girl, the more pints of *****, her body holds. Oh...

Yes you did. Thank you. Honestly....they are small IF, and only IF, you feel the need to fall into that group that needs to be perfectly proportioned. I personally love tiny boobies, and you do have great nipples, so for me, I would say there is no need for you to enhance them. You're an average...

Sam's are at the A.P.L., so is his left eye. He's still the spawn of satan.