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  1. Mr. Daystar

    Anybody Ever Ditch Jury Duty?

    I've only been called on once, I would kind of like to do it again.
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    Which ********* Would you most like to see go nude?

    Another one I would love to see, is Ariel Winter from Modern ******. I believe she turned 18, but she's been showing a lot skin, I think she's just dying to let all out, and probably not to shy about it.
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    Pay-toilets

    I have used pay toilets. I have never, nor will I ever have anything to do with Mexico. I have never fucked in a toilet, and don't see a point, as far as going into one to fuck a chick if she were hot, she would have to be like....our OCSM's hot.
  4. Mr. Daystar

    Maitland Ward / Maitland Ward Baxter

    This chciks mouth looks like it was made for one thing, and she looks like she knows it too.
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    Who has the best avatar

    I vote for Ace Boobtoucher. Anything R. Lee Emmy, just screams, you are a grabasstic crap bag of amphibian ****.
  6. Mr. Daystar

    Answer This Post With A Movie Quote Only

    "Say hello, to my little friend" Some Al Pacino movie.
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    Miley Cyrus

    I can't believe her security lets concert goers get that close, let alone paw at her like that.
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    Confession Time. Spill it!

    Sorry for rudely intersecting myself into your conversation, but for me, it was 135 in a 1977 Trans Am, without a stock motor. It belonged to a friend, but, I was driving it....we traded vehicles for the day. It was a nice car, but another fri3nd has the same year, way low miles, and bone stock...
  9. Mr. Daystar

    OCSM of the Week 2016

    HAHAHA...........you said Box! Andi for me please.
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    Carl's Jr/Hardee's Appreciation Thread

    On the North coast, we only really have 5 Guys Burgers, outside of the major micky Dees or burger King crappie. But we have a few really good *** and pop burger placea.
  11. Mr. Daystar

    r44

    Don't take the BROWN acid....I repeat don't take the BROWN acid. If you have, go immediately to one of the first aid tents at the festival. Darn that's an old Sig. They look some much different now. I would like to shoot that ***, justhe to see how they compare.
  12. Mr. Daystar

    Working improprietys

    Never to the customer, but I have broken the law, by hauling overweight loads, or speeding to get work back and forth faster. At my company, the customer is ALWAYS treated like they are the only customer. I can get on board with this attitude, because without them, we wouldn't have work, which...
  13. Mr. Daystar

    Lurkingdirk memorial thread

    Yes I do. He was like you in the sense that, I didn't always agree, but for the most parts things stayed civil.
  14. Mr. Daystar

    Andi Land / Andiland / Andi Pink

    Nice glass!
  15. Mr. Daystar

    Messageboards, politics & Small-mindedness

    Wow! 10 years....got to be a record. Actually almost 123 months. A necromancer of your caliber deserves some kind of special title.
  16. Mr. Daystar

    I’m Baffled by politics, are you?

    I'm quickly transforming from baffled, to infuriated. The actions of our elected employees, on both sides of fence is becoming more and more unacceptable. They act selfishly, and maliciously, with impunity, and without consequences. And it's our fault for allowing them to do it. We are the tax...
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    Sam fisher memorial thread

    2 plus 2 equals 4. Minus 5 leaves you with a negative 1. If you add 10, the negative number automatically subtracts, leaving you with 9. I would like to credit my teenage years of selling certain substances, as the foundation for which those math skills where acquired.
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    Confession Time. Spill it!

    I wish I would have paid closer attention at the time this was posted. I feel this one, but I was able to put the rabbit out of its misery. But I still like a total slug for shooting it. I was more like 15 or 16, I think, but to this day I remember it. I have no problem with hunting within the...
  19. Mr. Daystar

    Intelligent People Tend To Have These 4 Traits In Common

    With the exception that I want my 8 hours of rack time, that's me.
  20. Mr. Daystar

    The Weeknd - False Alarm

    Would be a great scene in a movie, but the song just really wasn't anything I would ever want to hear again.
  21. Mr. Daystar

    Got ****?

    I don't like Busch on my pussy....why would I like it on my **** can?
  22. Mr. Daystar

    Got ****?

    WOW! A nine year necromance....you might have a record for this one.
  23. Mr. Daystar

    Happy drunks, alcoholics unite

    Good luck.
  24. Mr. Daystar

    ITS NOVEMBER 9th and we have a new president

    I will feel very sad for this country, the only difference being whether I will buy another semi automatic rifle from a shop, or a private seller, and whether I will pay fair market price, or be gouged. I will also then make choices about my health care, based on who is in office....like...
  25. Mr. Daystar

    What do you do

    Honestly, I get that. There are sharp spinning blades, and even if you don't run over someone's foot, you could still roll the mower, and cut off some part of your own body. But a bicycle I don't get, and would really like an informed explanation on that. I wonder if skateboards, or other Manuel...
  26. Mr. Daystar

    Happy drunks, alcoholics unite

    She's a fine girl...what a great wife she would make. See what I did there? :D
  27. Mr. Daystar

    Judge Dismisses Newtown Families' Lawsuit Against *** Maker

    Well that's not fair....seeing as how that weapon loaded itself up, and went out hunting without its owners permission.
  28. Mr. Daystar

    OCSM of the Week 2016

    I have to vote for Masuimi, because secretly she's a ninja.
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    About that unarmed person of color that was shot and ****** because cops **** people of color...

    PCP is some seriously fucked up shirt. I did it once, unbeknownst to myself, until AFTER the joint was smoked, and I could go my whole life never knowing that high again. There are documented cases of people whacked out on that ****, and they break the chain on a set of handcuffs, the cops put...
  30. Mr. Daystar

    Maple syrup-fruit syrup for pancakes

    I've had the real thing. I leave reasonably close to Amish towns, and even the high dollar, fresh from the tree maple syrup, just isn't my cup of tea. What's worse is, there are a couple of high end ****** companies offering maple ******* and or Bourbon. How anyone can do that to a 9 year old...
  31. Mr. Daystar

    Maple syrup-fruit syrup for pancakes

    Not a fan of anything maple, but I would put a little blueberry, or apple on top a stack.
  32. Mr. Daystar

    2 liter soda bottles

    Yeah....it's called chugging it.
  33. Mr. Daystar

    If a very hot girl jerked a friend off-

    No. Especially since washing her hands isn't that time consuming, and even if a sink isn't available, waterless hand sanitizer is just as available.
  34. Mr. Daystar

    Words below name/user name

    I think that they should change all of the ocsm to....... Hot little booty, you'll never get to touch.
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    2 liter soda bottles

    Diet pop is the worst thing you can put in your body, on a voluntary basis. On the plus side, they make great targets at the outdoor shooting range. If you're looking for an extra challenge, fill them about 3/4 of the way with water, freeze them, and when you get to the range, cut the top off...
  36. Mr. Daystar

    Is smutty legal to access?

    I've never heard of it.....BUT, if it sounds to good to be true, it probably is.
  37. Mr. Daystar

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A couple of cold Moosehead lagers, and a couple of shots of Knob while having my after work cigar. Which ironically is called Chillin Moose, by a company named Foundry.
  38. Mr. Daystar

    Wrestling babes

    Maybe he forgot the apostrophe......Dick, hardly. As in he's far from a Dick. Just out of curiosity, are you the 77th guy named Phil to join the board?
  39. Mr. Daystar

    The Nearest Sonic Is 26 Miles From Me

    Not a fan of Sonic. I only have 1 near me, but I would rather have Ralley's, or Checkers...depending on your area.
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    The Dragon Temple In Samphran

    They should run gas lines up to its nose, and every hour have it breath....like a bad ass cuckoo clock.
  41. Mr. Daystar

    You know what this board needs as a sub-forum? A flame section. Take note Admin

    Yes, it is..and a good one, such as myself knows when he's dealing with a priceless antique, or a useless piece of garage sale crap. GUESS WHICH ONE YOU ARE!!! Now, please don't make me forget what a beautiful human being I am. I've been able to keep the voices, and the dark place at bay...
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    You know what this board needs as a sub-forum? A flame section. Take note Admin

    It'll never happen. That's not what they want this board to become. They created the sub forum with politics in it, and made it clear it's not for the easily offended, so don't get butt hurt when you get called names. That's the inch they gave us....don't get greedy and try and take a mile. To...
  43. Mr. Daystar

    Happy drunks, alcoholics unite

    Take a vitamin C, and a couple of aspirin, with a full glass of water before you go to bed.
  44. Mr. Daystar

    Happy drunks, alcoholics unite

    Well what's odd to me is, I live in Ohio which is much closer then Cali...so you would think it would be cheaper here. Less transportation fees, lower cost. Now last week the state store I go to was out, so I tried a brand I've never had before, called Four Roses. Single barrel, small batch, 100...
  45. Mr. Daystar

    Is it possible to grab a woman by the pussy?

    Well sure it is. You reach out and Cuomo her mound, just like a girl would couple your balls. I have a friend that had it happen to a girl he was dating, while they were at a party. As an attorney, I would think you would know that. Wouldn't it fall under gross serial imposition?
  46. Mr. Daystar

    Hello FreeOnes!

    Man gravy??? :flaccid:
  47. Mr. Daystar

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Just finished dinner, so another glass of Knob, and a fresh cigar....Man O War, in the toro size. I'm gonna miss this, come winter time.
  48. Mr. Daystar

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    FUCKING KNOB!!! Damn auto correct.
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