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The Lorax.

Nice, clean site. Generally good. I'd full justify the font in the initial paragraph, but that's just me. I'd also make the front page so that you didn't have to scroll to see the "members" "Instant access" buttons. They should be right up in your face when you first go to the site. In...

Johnny "just got arrested" won. I think that's a shame. Time for the Heisman people to name it an offensive award.

Be honest. You just resent men in general.

:glugglug: Thanks! She's a hottie for sure.

:hatsoff: She is gorgeous, isn't she?

I fully believe you have absolutely no testicles whatsoever. That's the word on the street, anyway.

Now. Skype? :D

Your splendid and generous display of manhood would make any woman wet.

I know that you secretly like Rebecca Black's "music." Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. :hatsoff:

Well, this is quite a reach, even for the asshat of the year.

Probably a tie with anything Rebecca Black does.

I'm pretty sure you should go back to beating yourself off while eating a bag of Doritos every night. You're more likely to be successful that way.

You would be wise to root for the Irish. That is all.

Well, he didn't **** himself. What next?

bump! Apocalypse Now.

I'm sorry, what thread? I don't think I started a thread of this nature. What are you on about?

This might be the post of the year. Well done, Bob. Well done.

We have to vote first, sir. Though I do believe he has a strong chance of repeating.

You really should get some actual high heels. Those are a bit low. :D You make my member stand at attention.

I'm pretty sure I'd have you executed, then use your empty skull as a sex toy.

Now you've done it. You made BlueBalls' little winky moist. You have responsibilities, man. Go, wank that little winky.

He's making an effort. Let him.

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Let's wait and see, shall we? Should he revert to his old ways, the troll label will be even more solidly proved, and most, if not all, of the membership here will revert to ignoring him. Should he genuinely change his posting habits, we gain discussion from someone with a differing point of...

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Let's hope more of the Christian church follows this lead. It's not really equal rights, but it is, at least, a conversation heading in the right direction.

That's true if you're masturbating while standing next to her.

Or diet pills and diuretics.

Well, damn. Ottawa only ranks 8th in coldest Canadian cities. http://www.currentresults.com/Weather-Extremes/Canada/coldest-cities-winter.php Guess I'm a pussy. I would have seriously bet that it would be colder on average than -13. We had three or four weeks at a time that it didn't get...

Ottawa doesn't count as the rest of Ontario. I've lived all over Ontario, Ottawa was distinctly different. Unbelievably different. I'll go looking for stats to see if I'm just crazy or if there's something to my craziness. wat?

This would be nothing but good. I have a very good friend who holds many of your stated views in common. He and I have terrific discussions. As I believe I have stated before, you are, of course, welcome to hold whatever opinions you hold. Stating your opinions in a way that is not caustic...

Thank you for that. I hope this is the beginning of a new, discussion oriented Sam. :hatsoff:

I have the deepest respect for the job that firemen do. I wouldn't want to do that job because of the personal risk, and that lack of risk has become more important to me since having ****. Does that make me a pussy? I don't care whatsoever.

I dunno, man. Ottawa rivals most other Canadian cities for cold weather temperatures and wind chill.

Outstanding post, Roald. Incredible pictures. It saddens me that so many of the year's striking moments include ********.

I spent a few years in Ottawa without a car. I would bike in -30 degree weather every day. It was rough, but I managed it. The semen certainly helped, thanks.

I thought masturbation made you lose your virginity?

I think this might be the beginning of the dismantling of the Tea Party. Leaders like DeMint are beginning to realise that they have gained absolutely as much traction as they ever will, so growth is not possible. They've dead ended. And this is good news for the nation, in my opinion.

It is interesting to note that quite a few pilots who flew bombing missions did develop depression and regret following the wars. While I don't count them as *********, they obviously have some reservations, justified or not.

Does everyone remember how this thread started? Allow me to refresh your memories: Sam has proved beyond doubt that he is not interested in conversation. He's ********* to admit when he is wrong. He absolutely will not own up to his errors, even when presented conclusively and, I think...

I love winter, I really do. You can always put on more/warmer clothes. There's something great about bundling up, being outside, and then coming in to a warm *****. Plus, winter is beautiful. However, there is beauty in the other seasons, too. Also, hockey.

He's an engineered troll. Does that count?

Weak. :brick::brick::brick::brick:

I wanted to be a fireman for the longest time. I'm so glad I didn't follow that *****.

No. We must suffer them. We needn't be tolerant. Let's mock him. A lot. Harshly.

Here's a real gem. One of the things that I respected about this guy so much is that even though is is so much the star, he just gets out of the way, and lets the other folks have their solos. He's not afraid to repeat himself a lot to give the focus away. That, my friends, is the sign of a...

You win this round, you magnificent bastard. :mad:

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