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  1. Tittyman5000

    What ******* Have Funny Sounding Names?

    platypus - mammal orangutan -primate dik-dik - small antelope kakabura - australian bird horny toad - amphibian warthog - wild pig goatsucker - bird pig-nosed turtle -reptile google-eyed bass - fish yellow-bellied sapsucker -bird The Lurking Dirk - dodo bird
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    Just Venting ...

    Right? I **** when I'm getting ready to bang this fine ass chick, got her all wet taking off clothes and bout to jump in it, then your ass cheeks clinch and you feel a wee turtle head poking out! Oh hell no, not now Right? :cussing:
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    Christmas Porn

    Here Cums Santa Clause :D
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    Convince Girlfriend to Make Porno

    Tell her she'll be the next Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton err a Rufee Colada :dunno:
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    Ford to surpass GM in sales for the first time in 80 years

    Im a Chevrolet man all the way but how can american's produce our very own and not buy american? This is pretty screwed, we buy all their Toyota's, Lexus, Honda's, Nissan, while our Ford, GM, Dodge, Saturn don't see nearly the same numbers. Why? :dunno:
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    I Just Gave Positive Rep. to Mrtrebus and TheOrangeCat!

    What can I say about The Orange Cat, He is smart, fast, witty, brave unlike any other on the board + his breath smells good :D Mrtrebus has the personality of a Potato, plays with puppets and lacks testicles :) Both deserve Rep in my eyes, but one is for pity :facepalm:
  7. Tittyman5000

    Anyone Else checking out the Free FO Show?

    Where can I see it, do you have a link?
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    Onions or Garlic?

    I chalot have to try that :facepalm:
  9. Tittyman5000

    Mila Kunis V Vanessa Hudgens

    Maby this set will change your minds :eek: - http://www.cvedete.ro/2011/02/vanessa-hudgens-pozat-sexy-pentru.html
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    Onions or Garlic?

    Mmm I just made Homemade Salsa with Garlic & fresh Onions, Stalk and all. So Damn good!
  11. Tittyman5000

    The Official Lexi Marie Mayhem Thread

    Inspected and Approved! :thumbsup: Thank you! :D
  12. Tittyman5000

    How do people actually get into the porno industry?

    Go here, its a start :D - http://www.pornstarjobs.com And please let me know how it goes? Your a girl right?
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    The Official Lexi Marie Mayhem Thread

    Tittyman here! "Aye" & as Freeones Titty Ambassador I'd like to see some more pix of your superb mammary glands, just to make sure its really you ;) With all the identitty theft these days, every bewb needs to be inspected! :D
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    Onions or Garlic?

    I just like to light my farts on fire :dunno: hluzdmzrpKo
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    :nono: Freedom Of Speech :thefinger
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I agree Cena is the top man too, but there are some good up comers that are working hard for that spot such as Morrison, Orton & Barret. Its just too bad WWE wont push these guys up to champion status yet. I guess cuz the **** love Cena :dunno: & yes I know Orton has held gold a few times but...
  17. Tittyman5000

    Total Nonstop Action wrestling thread

    I liked it, since WWE is all PG. TNA needs to aim towards the Gen X. I always like to see a man shed ***** for the company :D
  18. Tittyman5000

    >>> We're moving to vBulletin 4! Finally!

    Noooooo! I was gonna retire off my rep points and move to florida! :(
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    Stacy Keibler

    Oh my :drool2:
  20. Tittyman5000

    Onions or Garlic?

    I like the way cats breath smells :D
  21. Tittyman5000

    Mila Kunis V Vanessa Hudgens

    Baby V - She has really skanked it up a notch lately, which is a good thing! :thumbsup: I wish I could show you the pix but I can't, so here's a classic vid cCJ5u2AJHyw
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    Your odd foods.

    I once ate an Avocado Oyster sandwich? :dunno: (canned oysters) (*****) :facepalm:
  23. Tittyman5000

    Most overrated pornstar.

    Before or after I farted? :dunno:
  24. Tittyman5000

    It's April Fools yo!!!

    Hmm I'll have to look it up on Topeka http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html
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    Most overrated pornstar.

    Jenna Jameson Bree Olsen Stormy Daniels ^The dude that thinks Sasha Grey is not good looking is obviously gay :facepalm: Loves me sum Sasha!
  26. Tittyman5000

    Onions or Garlic?

    I know, when I hear people say hold the onions on their burger I think, "More for me." :D
  27. Tittyman5000

    What's Your ***** Car?

    The car I'm currently restoring - 1971 Chevelle Super Sport 454 LS5
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    Your odd foods.

    Shredded cheese with maple syrup drizzled on top MMMM :D Grilled cheese with sugar I also like to mix A1 with Ranch to dip my Steak into
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    Total Nonstop Action wrestling thread

    TNA was actually pretty good tonight :clap: I hope they can keep it up! + Winter has me in her spell too :D
  30. Tittyman5000

    1st Annual FreeOnes ******* Party

    I'll be there! :thumbsup: Please make mine without the tip so I don't have to remove it while urinating :D
  31. Tittyman5000

    Bros before ho's.

    :D wadTCIKrPrw
  32. Tittyman5000

    Onions or Garlic?

    I absolutely love both, I put onions on everything! Garlic too :D I got to have onions on my burger's, brats, tacos, frito pie's, you name it, even salads. Garlic is as common as salt in my house, on everything but cereal :) I also notice when starting many dishes, the main ingredients involve...
  33. Tittyman5000

    Bros before ho's.

    Hennessy? :dunno:
  34. Tittyman5000

    **** Raises ... Eyebrows

    Painfully Entering Tummy Area :dunno:
  35. Tittyman5000

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? A young hippy girl looking 4 a ride :D
  36. Tittyman5000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Chocolate Milk with little Marshmallow's
  37. Tittyman5000

    Just For Fun

    Rosie Jones(Brunette) Velvet Sky (Blonde) Tommy Chong :D Martha Stewart :eek:
  38. Tittyman5000

    Are you Stroking Right Now

    Exactly! :thumbsup:
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    Emoticons

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    Emoticons

    Hey Macleod, try this place - http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys-sex.php or http://yoursmiles.org/t-sex.php
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    Are you Stroking Right Now

    If you have symptoms of a stroke, seek emergency medical care. General symptoms of a stroke include: Sudden numbness, tingling, weakness, or paralysis in your face, arm, or leg, especially on only one side of your body. Sudden vision changes. Sudden trouble speaking. Sudden confusion or trouble...
  42. Tittyman5000

    WTS my Geiger Counter!

    I'll bid Ten bucks :)
  43. Tittyman5000

    Raven Symone

    Good to see her getting back into shape :clap:
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    help

    Bumt:dunno:
  45. Tittyman5000

    Lupe Fuentes VS Rebecca Linares

    Wow, that's..... ehhem, Interesting? LOL :D Thanx 4 da info Mr. Kitty! :thumbsup:
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    Lupe Fuentes VS Rebecca Linares

    She's on the lamb? :dunno: Why?
  47. Tittyman5000

    **** Raises ... Eyebrows

    Careful Frosty, Dirk poops on shoes :nono: Be Warned :D
  48. Tittyman5000

    Donald Trump is a "Birther" (and he's going to run for President)

    These documents can be produced easily. People fake diplomas, dollars, doctorates, every day, they could even use aged paper or the same type of paper used in Hawaii at that time, the raised state seal emblem, ink and signatures all can be forged. The art of Counterfeiting these days is...
  49. Tittyman5000

    Is Anyone A "Secret Shopper"?

    Most of the people in Medicinal ********* Dispensary's are secretly shopping :D
  50. Tittyman5000

    Your favorite cancelled TV shows

    Unhappily Ever After :( yp4cIodxhxo erdzwfL8XwI Also Eerie Indiana :facepalm:
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