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I'm all tied up :(

:yesyes: :sex: :nanner: :rubbel: :hit: :D :turnturn:

Now where did I put that CD?

(Part 2)

They are! They are! :angels:

...Because I never had one.

...Should I unwrap it?

... is the cock?

I paid thousands of dollars for my plastic wife! :hatsoff: Thanks ;)

She's upstairs making herself look good for the bedroom right now. When she's presentable I'll go up, wash and then enjoy putting my cock in her arse. I'll report back later with a big grin on my ugly mug :D The rest of you enjoy sitting on your computers while I arsefuck a lovely lady :tongue:

Name your target below. DO NOT MISS.

1: I felt like shitting all over the house while you were out, but thought better of it. 2: I got into the pantry because I was curious, but I didn't eat everything. 3: I could bark all night, but I'm more considerate than that. 4: When we go for a walk I'll behave so you don't have to keep me...

I was standing outside a shop in Leicester so the guy I was with could smoke out of the wind when a Moslem missionary type wandered up and had a brief conversation with me. He never actually told me to convert, our conversation was pretty much summed up by his parting sentence: "think about who...

Go ahead, punk; make my day...

Obviously, this directly helps those who need the help. s_H8WyF4JwY Saves their lives. lK_XAbe1MZU :yesyes:

Well, are you?

Merry Crimbo you masturbation addicts. Remember to spend it with your ****** and friends. Be happy. Until you're spending time with your ******, enjoy the pic (on several levels) and the link in my sig ;) That is all.

Pay you taxes or else serfs!: caviar and royal http://www.motifake.com/pictures-queen-of-england-lol-demotivational-posters-105404.htmlweddings aren't cheap! EDIT: html replaced with a jpg image.

:rubbel: ...at generating speeds!

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:rubbel: :wtf:

...not because their progeny will lower the collective value of the species, but because the poor thing will suffer for at least five years before dying...

If you look at the second vid you can see that he had his name written on his forehead....Kinda got rubbed off tho...

...With a twist! Well, what were you expecting? :tongue: http://hoporno.com/thehun/11t23/ebonyfucked.htm

:wtf:

...to give your taxes to?

After eat the biscuit, we all played Twister.

...****** the missus and dumped her body in the bath. Don't tell anybody, K?

Anybody want some?

Somebody tell Shifty to stop drooling and close his mouth...

What d'ya think?

...out.

You knew you shouldn't have cliced this.

:rubbel: ...Milk?

I summoned a **** demon. His name was Baconsalt. He was a terrible houseguest.

Baconsalt explores his inner being.

Those among you blessed with the gift of a memory not destroyed by ******** 5 days a week may remember that I posted a thread asking if Sarah Palin was the ultimate bluff/joke or if she actually existed. The result was inconclusive; I am neither convinced nor unconvinced that she is genuine and...

http://www.nastysucka.com/bitch/aaa_037_08/

...is this kinda thing.

...You want to have one because you feel dirty now. Look who just had one! http://www.tubebukkake.com/free/gallery/bukkakeboys/hun/101206/

What do you want her to suck? http://www12.kinghost.com/amateur/hotl/xene2a4/thehun.htm

...No wonder they didn't make Whimsy a mod; they don't like pussies!

So I'm on a train and I have of course reserved a seat 'cos British trains are derailed by snow. Or leaves. Or straight up incompetance. Or all three. And predictably enough, there are more people than seats. So I head to my seat and guess what? There's a small ***** sitting in it. Now he's...

...but not crazy enough to date the O.C or watch fox news.... :tongue:

In response to continued protests the British and Greek governments are considering a joint purchase of a new weapons system from African arms manufacturer Vektor. The "Kalashnikid" (pictured) is completely merciless, works for a Euro a day and does exactly what it's told. As it's blick (the...

Well punk, do ya?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8203673/Greece-general-strike-protesters-throw-petrol-bombs-at-police-in-Athens.html

The Orange cat and Whimsy had beem planning to team up in their bid to dominate the world, but new evidence suggest that they may be unable to agree on key arrangements, such as who gets the part of the world where Kimmy lives and what ratio of catnip producing nations should be placed under...

Han thinks Luke is not a good Jedi. Rebel supplied body armour for wookies deemed substandard by wookies. More info soon. -Anon.

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