Search results

Ya now....I was thinking about what to make for dinner right before I clicked on this thread.......no need to worry about that now :shudder:

::camera fades in to you sitting at your computer.....pans around to looking over your shoulder to see you're on the FreeOnes message board....then pans back around to see you in profile view:: We get to see various reactions from you as you read the different threads....then you come to this...

Ahhh...I remember the first time I tried Ruffies............good times :) actually...no I don't.......... nevermind.......

Re: Who do share your Birthday with?? 31 December Porn Stars Jada Stevens Shay Laren Cassie Courtland Kelly Brooks Sofia Lomelli Mariah Milano Mona Lisa Jenna Jane Holly Haston Cricket Heather Lynn Deborah Wells Dylan Rider Non Porn Stars Sir Anthony Hopkins Barbara Carrera Tim Matheson James...

BTW I do agree the sports media do micro-cover every aspect of most sports. I am waiting to see the show that shows us the guys painting the fields before a game......wait....I think I have seen that :rolleyes: I was just fuckin' with ya about the Bills.....I am actually a :whispers: Cleveland...

Sooooo.....you're saying the Bills are gonna suck so bad this coming season they will have the first pick huh?? :cussing:

WOW!! Leona is quite stunning!! :bowdown: I think having her attired in slinky, silky clothes like an ancient Egyptian Princess would make for a great photo session. She would remove clothing thru the set. Since we are to match our fantasies as criteria...she should also be barefoot, with...

On a serious note.....I found from working in the Florida summers that if you run cool water over the inside of your wrists, with ones ***** veins being so close to the surface there, it will help you feel more comfortable for a short time in the heat/humidity :2 cents:

Halle Berry could coax a hard-on out of a dead guy!!!

::note to self:: kangaroos DO NOT like being cock blocked

Thanks for the rep....and the kind words....tis good to be here :thumbsup: :D

I am surprised an Aussie porn star hasn't taken that stage name

Sofi just has that certain "something" :boobies::rubbel::banana: And she keeps some whiskers on the biscuit...which is my preference :thumbsup:

:eek: That size scares me

How does a kangaroo makes his sexual intentions very clear....as the lady in the story says?? Maybe he was standing there :banana: perhaps?? :dunno:

Didn't get to fuck her....but years ago went to see Lovette http://www.freeones.com/html/l_links/Lovette/ and a local strip club, sitting at a table 2nd row back from center stage....she opened her night as a naughty nurse...came skipping out from the back room off to one side, and came right to...

Hey STDiva.....is it still raining on ya??

Listen to this man...he didn't become the King of the Pirates for nothing!!! :bowdown: Yeah...but they never last long enough :( :mad:

:thumbsup: Agreed...I concur with the sexy lady from Texas...I mean Cali....uh...from Oahu :dunno: Trying to ***** others to see things your way seems to me to be a tactic of an insecure person.....and we got a bunch of them in this country....if an idea is good just presenting it to someone...

Right on Henry...you're doing a fine job as this place for the most part runs smooth as silk. I figured it was bandwidth as I am sure this place gets rocking during peak times. Keep fighting the good fight bro :glugglug:

Title:Fuck the Vote Synopsis:Sexy female lobbyists for special interest groups use their sexual charms to seduce votes, and orgasms from politicians. Thought of this one while writing the above...... Title: Meat the Press Synopsis: Female reporters milk their sources for more than just...

Gratz on being happy bro...too much unhappiness in the world, so this is a good thing :thumbsup: Now you're the boyfriend......and from what you have said in this thread, you're not the only swinging dick in the country that goes by the above philosophy.....and she has done it before. Stay...

If he starts to talk about giving you an ********* that "will make you allll better".........RUN!!!!!!!

here ya go..a little help..I just learned how to do this :hatsoff: EwTZ2xpQwpA&hl

:rofl::rofl2::rofl: That smiley is GREAT!!!! :thumbsup:

INFIDEL!!~!!! :ak47: Oh wait...he is making BLTs ::calls off the air strike:: :D

It is good to see that your modesty is still one of your strong points too :D

Bravo darlin'!! You took a thread that was destined to be "meh"...and turned it into gold :thumbsup: I give you the perverts salute!! :banana: :)

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? 4 women with small breasts...are you going over to the dark side buddy??!! :tongue: 4 damn good choices bro.../hi5

I bet them having their hands in their pockets playing pocket pool was a dead give away huh?? :rofl:

Yes ma'am I am...you are quite the sexy one :bowdown:

So that was you in that vid clip?? :thumbsup:

On a serious note...... IMHO everyone is in this big uproar over peoples rights that "might" get ********. Once this law starts getting enforced it is my guess (yes guess...like those stating this law is wrong) that it will be done so in a manner where only a small percentage (say...less than...

You racist :tongue: I just spoke with some of your neighbors...they all told me you were just this quiet young man..and they were totally surprised by this. :dunno: just messing with ya bro :) No wolves were harmed in the creation of this post

^^^Oh hell yeah!!! :rubbel: That would be a fun thing for you to wear while sitting on someones face...grinding away...dontcha think??!! ;) BTW..I have noticed my desire to masturbate has increased since discovering Chica :lovecoupl

I misread this thread title...thought this was the "Chica as the next superpower" thread :bowdown: :wonders off into the sunset: We now return you to your regular programming...already in progress

Ahhh...good tactic...I can see sir that you are a master baiter :thumbsup:

Especially churches in Las Vegas :thumbsup:

:eek: Leaving bacon on the plate??!! That's just crazy talk........... Well I did this one time..but it was after it had rained for over 6 days straight, and they put sand bags down to try and protect the bacon fields from the flooding....and the bacon was sandy and soggy :(

You've been cruising for dates at the old folks home again haven't you?? ;)

Don't you just **** slow internet connections....when it can take like 5 MONTHS for your message to go through?? :mad:

Do you like gladiator movies??

Does having your GF restrained to the bed.....tickling and teasing her relentlessly with feathers and sex toys bringing her right up to the edge of orgasm before stopping for a bit...then start all over again constitute kinky?? :dunno: No? Then I haven't done anything kinky ;)

Agreed, :wtf: over??

Someone comes into what IMO is the best "one stop shopping" place for porn on the net and asks if anyone knows of any good porn sites? :dunno: Some folks can't see the forest through all the trees sometimes! :2 cents:

IMO you are overreacting. Yeah some of their girls look young, but I would bet they are all over 18. :2 cents: I know some of the girls on the web these days look young to me...but I just figure it is because I am an old fart and I have 3 decades of experience on them.

M-A?? Whatchoo talkin' about willis?? :dunno:

Epic fail on the part of this school board IMO

EMO= exciting mankind online......you nailed it :thumbsup: :wave2:

Welcome:)....I have driven through your state before....never been to England though