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This is true, though understated. I think that's actually a fantastic idea. You may be more than just a pretty face, after all... (but I doubt it)

In 2009, Congress minimum pay was raised to $174,000. For the past two years, Congress has itself voted to not enforce the legislated annual pay raise (cost of living), thus, their salaries have been frozen since 2009 by their own design. President Obama seeks to reinstate the annual pay...

Heh, yup. I do check the Chive. :hatsoff:

More pictures of spectacular nature scenes.

They masturbate. A lot.

Yup. Thought you'd like this. [img]

You need more. I'm coming for you.

Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works

1. she has a huge thread here. This couldn't be posted in there? 2. perhaps she's caring for her *****.

High praise. :hatsoff:

I will destroy him. That is all.

Or hire STDiva to wash it for you. Works for me.

That's right. I'm coming for you.

Hi there. How's your penis?

You say tomato, I say tomato.

:douchebag:

On my ovary.

Happy new year. May all your OCSMs be unbitchy through the Miss FreeOnes contest.

My nickname is squid. I was used last night. :(

Happy nude year to you! Hope your load in/out was smooth last night.

My OCSM status is pending, should be cleared up in a couple of days. I'm taking this contest next year!

wat?

Here's some more.

She can be both disgusting and hot. Strange how that works, isn't it? :hatsoff:

If you get penis zits, it's time to cut your penis off. There's no other option.

Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works

Your best writing ever.

It's a contest between the bottom three, too. I must beat STDiva. I must.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Nice sneakers.

This is for you, buddy. Animated Reef girls.

I feel great, and am going to a huge party with live music at someone's enormous house. Free food and *****. That is all.

It's because the admins **** you. That, or perhaps there aren't many people working on New Years Eve, and they haven't had a chance to activate your account. It only happens after 5 posts. Give them time. It will happen pretty soon, I'm sure. To speed up the process, and this is serious...

Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works

BlueBalls' underwear. He wore them for a week, non-stop. :rubbel:

Thank you, sir. My very best wishes to you and yours for this new year. Much peace to you all.

This is also quite good and calming.

What chance does this ***** have of growing up healthy and well adjusted?

Mr. Kotter.

Think her boobs will get bigger? I'm sure her ass will.

Until you get to the C major chord. Then it's kinda bollocks. This is pretty calming, too:

Well, she only answered the questions she wanted to, so the whole "ask me anything" was a farce from the get go...

I have had advanced insomnia my whole life. I resisted it for a very long time, but finally my doctor prescribed me ambien, and it changed my life. I take it a couple times a week, and I get a full nights *****. Without it, I get four or five hours. With it I get a solid seven. If I get...

You're welcome. And get off my lawn.

Listen to the whole thing. The first movement alone brings unrest, but the resolution at the end of the third movement is amazing.

Why do alex's farts smell like snookie's feet?

Well, there's your problem...

Just because I ask you to dress in this way does not make you so.