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I've never seen your work, but you do have a pretty smile.

I met her once. She was nice. She likes sausage on her pizza. I might still have the autographed picture I bought.

And that's why it sucks driving a semi on a windy day.

I miss her, she was a sweetheart. Does she even come around anymore?

Yeah.....she fucked LOTS of people in the ass. Nice 9 year necromance.

Ironically, most *********** are fake.......

I don't know, I can't really see having a Lambo, or a Ferrari, and not getting it in Jet black, or slut red. I can see doing a Porsche in racing colors, but at least that's realistic. For my tastes, things like that chrome purple look ridiculous on cars like that, BUT, if you were to put that on...

I think she needs to do something with her hair.....

She's ******** you, like she would ***** her kittens. She's doing it, because she loves you, and thinks of you as her ******. Yes, I have a cat that likes to like me. Oddly, the cat gnawing on you, is giving you love bites. He's doing it because he loves you. As long as it's playful....when he...

I like Pepperidge ****, Sausalito chocolate chunk macadamia cookies with a nice hot cup of very strong dark roast coffee, black.

It's not a video....but a picture speaks a thousand words. And one day this fucker will be screaming from my garage!!

The link was WELL WORTH clicking....sorry I couldn't get just the link. I guess I did.

I like the spicy little Latina.

I think the term is saddle bags. It ain't muscle...it's fat. Or old age......pick one, can't see her face.

Oh man, this sucks. He's currently on a show called "Black Jesus", on Adult Swim. They just brought it back after 4 years, when they lost Charlie Murphy. This really does suck.

This seemed to be the first thing I thought of also.

So where did this dude go?

Then it sounds like you are dialed in. The only thing you need to worry about, is when you get old, and decide you wanna ride a geezer glide.....that's a Gold Wing, by the way.

It might. I store it properly, and treat it very well, so maybe if I hang on to it for a decade, who knows. She's paid for, so it's not going to cost me any more then it has. I learned on a Harley, my first bike was a Sportster. As far as power goes, it's a different kind of power. Your 650 will...

Fuck no. The book value is less then 8k. A couple of years ago, I went to the dealership I bought her at, they offered me 7500 if I bought used, and 10k if I bought new, and the value was at 11 or 12 thousand back then. Maybe outright I can get 12k if the right buyer comes along, but the longer...

I rode my bike one whole time this year. My arthritis has become horribly painful, and Softails just aren't really soft. It breaks my heart to think I have a 12 year old bike, and it only has 12k miles on it. **** has gone down hill for me, fast and hard....I think it's time for a trike. I'm...

If you can afford a car like that, you can afford to have someone paint it in a custom color. I would suggest something by H.O.K. The only time I would use a wrap, is if it were a work vehicle, and needed to be heavily covered with logos.

I'm not into public displays of affection, so I won't get all mushy, but I do appreciate the recognition I've received from Ace, and respect him for being true to his beliefs, and telling it like it is. As far as AHOTY, and a shitty sig, I still have mine, but it apparently was removed by a mod...

My wife once walked in on me while I was on a web site that had a lot of vile crime scene, and accident photos.....a **** ton of ****** carnage. She was very disgusted, and asked me why I can't just look at porn, like normal guys. She is VERY cool about adult material, and will watch an adult...

I'm not buying the bulldozer. Top speed about 5 mph, working weight apx. 20,000 lbs. Not exactly made to catch some air.

I need a full sized version of that last pic, for my balloon knot collection.

He hasn't realized that he must endear himself to us over the course of years, before he gets away with mass silliness......like Dino did!

Well of course the dude is lying.

Must not be to interesting of a fuck, if she has the time, and desire to smoke a cigarette.

********* isn't a ****. It's a plant that grows naturally in our world, and only requires drying to use. ***** are the things your doctor prescribes you, because some nice trustworthy salesman, that works for a multi=billion dollar a year pharmaceutical company, that donated heavily to a...

No, but when you make posts like this....it'll be fun for us!

If you're trying to fix your head, yes....but for arthritic pain, vap and candy do SO MUCH better. Smoking is for the head, and recreation, but for pain, and fixing up your body, there is no contest. And yes, I realize just how much experience you really do have, but for me, that sentence...

All a bong does, is make you cough to much. The only time I vaped, 4 hits and every bit of knee pain was gone. There wasn't much in the way of a high, but my body was very jelloie.

I,ve never done shrooms, and won't for 2 reasons. First, I have no one I can trust to get them from, and second, the only person I would trust to hang out with, isn't willing to do that stuff anymore. I have dropped acid....last time was about 32 years ago. I won't do it for the same 2 reasons...

It's kind of odd....Ginger, and Jack. Kieth and John. The best rhythm section, of a couple of the greatest bands of all time. Just an observation.

Sunday morning I made a pot of pasta fagioli...pasta and beans. It's very simple to make, and pretty cheap too. I used Kidney, Canallnai, and Great Northern beans. A large yellow onion, a package of celery, a can of plum tomatoes and a small can of tomato paste, some chicken stock, and about 3...

Yes it has, and I doubt heaven is going to peaceful with Him up there....especially if he runs into Jack.

A long, happy, healthy prosperous life for my ******, and myself.

That face screams out, " love me *****".

Considering my assault rifle....if I were the type of guy to own one, would be worth about a million dollars to me, so I guess they'll have to dip into they're vacation fund for mine....if I had one.

You got a nice little ass there Sup...I mean for a dude and all. Just curious, hows your rack? :D

Not at my lowest moment, after a no pussy dry spell of a century, would I pass up shoving my junk into a fucking bench grinder, to even entertain the thought of being in the same room with this treasonous twunt.

Sorry, my ***** car chugs regular gas at an alarming rate....which tends to happen with a 440cid, tucked up under a six pack.

I've always wanted to fuck her. I'm not into little people as a fetish, but something about her was always cute to me.

I don't eat "hot" for sport, sometimes it works, but sometimes it doesn't. I make my chili really hot, by my standards, but I won't do stupid ****, like eat ghost peppers for fun.

I would have a very hard time adjusting to anything but a house. I have a typical yard....maybe a 1/4 acre AT MOST. I want a lot more, like a couple of hundred acres, but the wife is a city girl, so it probably won't happen unless I hit a big lotto win. Or I can afford to make it lake, or ocean...

No they're not....just a lot of hoops to jump through, and an exorbitant cost.

First, they aren't automatic....that's a machine ***. I disagree strongly with not being allowed to keep them in your home. I would agree to raise the age to 21, and MAYBE go as far as a 5 day waiting period for the purchase of said rifle, but that's as far as I can go. In fact, a great deal of...

It's having a hard time keeping up with the excruciating pain in my knees....I guess I'm part of the boring. What the fuck happened to me? Fuck, I'm old..............

If I had that kind of power, I would be better dressed, and a lot less................pent up. But I guess when the next member snaps, gets a thread closed, and a perma ban, I'll be a stand up guy and take the bullet.