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OP sucs more cock than all the OCSMs put together.

Pass the salt? :moon:

Never thank anyone for rep. If you get rep, then it's because you earned it. If you ever thank me for rep again I'll give you a ****** red rep ****** ;) :kiss:

He'd pull his 9mm pea-shooter, suddenly find that he can't actually shoot me with it because he suffers from the same psychological block stopping people ill people 90% of the time, then I'd take it off him and use it to **** him, but accidentally pull the trigger halfway through and do a runner.

Congrats on quoting a cunt's signature. You're now so unoriginal that you copy someone too unoriginal to think of their own tagline. How does that feel? How does it feel to be lower than a rattlesnake's belly in a rut, you cunt?

Why? Bye. :wave: Change of plans. Since you lost all your money at cards I've lost interest in you. Bye. :wave:

Your place, all the time! X -VV Seriously? I wrote a letter in 3 languages (using 3 different alphabets, no less) and posted it on this piece of **** forum and since nobody appreciated it so I gave up. I'm in. :yummie: Fuck off ya German ;) :kiss: I'm glad I started this thread. Too busy...

You do realise that Fallhell has already posted this response? That makes you a Fallhell imitator. Go to some dark place and think about that. And for the record, arseface would doubtless know Snickers as a marathon bar. I'm sure she's eaten enough from other girls' pussies before.

I nearly drowned once. Cue obvious response.

Ah, I can see what's happening here: you're not recognising my innate superiority. When I simply say fuck off it's a sign that I'm so much better than you that I can simply dismiss your bullshit. Since you don't realise that and for some unknown reason still deem yourself worthy of responding to...

V.I. Lenin

How you doing? Having fun? Everything good? Hows the wife? ****? :mad: :violent: GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY SKINSACK! :mad: :violent: Sincerely, -Your boss

:yawn: Fuck off. I love you more ;) Get my letter? Up the arse. Obviously.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Ever sharted?

Beshine should keep it natural.

:iloveyou: I'm gonna fuck your shitpipe so hard your teeth will *****.

What a pathetic stereotype.

Now just how am I supposed to comment when you say it all?

Ah ****.

If that's the case it's useless for self defence and only useful for assasinations :wtf:

My test score just told me to fuck off :dunno:

If you're in a school or workplace and you hear shots and see a gunman, grab a large ***** or your boss and use them as a human shield while you vacate the area. Extra points if you get your boss shot.

Thank God Maildude is back. Fuck you philbert.

**** me. Or my wife. Either way...

Who cares? I envy you because I can't have a dog because I'm away from home working so often. Also, philbert is a fucking cunt.

I like fruits.

I blame the people from Niger. You know what I'm saying.

Fish porn? Congrats on knowing something so pervy I don't know it!

You do realise that Fallhell has already posted this response? That makes you a Fallhell imitator. Go to some dark place and think about that. And for the record, arseface would doubtless know Snickers as a marathon bar. I'm sure she's eaten enough from other girls' pussies before.

I remember when you deleted a whole shebang of such threads I made. Ah, the days when we had semi-competant mods.

ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!! This list is, of course, in no way related to the list that Assari will shortly create entitled "List of FreeOnes members who suck Donkey cock". Also, fuck you.

china would be wiser to mount a military challenge to the 'states only after her economic warfare has weakened her. If such is even necessary. But china will fall sooner than we all realise. Then Africa will rise. china isn't the best country, militarily speaking. Even in a land battle...

Pilot error is always blamed frst; it doesn't result in a costly redesign of anything and bad PR for the company. That kind of money politics is how we get terms like UFIT - Uncontrolled Flight Into Terrain (Or crashing, as it's also known.)

I am in favour if it's built well in a zone where there is little to no risk of natural disasters and used as an interim power supply until natural power supply (eg wave turbines) can take it's place. Not that anyone gives a ****. Proven? Chernobyl? Bad management. Japan? There had been several...

112.7% actually. 155% actually FUD principle. Lots of people in countries all around the world want revolution. I know several in Britain alone.

Dear shitstains, Mind your own business. This is between me and his Maleyness. Sincerely -His royal highness the king of cunts, most resplendant of all FO trolls.

So my wife told me to do the hoovering. I told her the hoover wasn't performing very well. She said "that's because it's full, empty it." I replied with "But I always empty it" To which she responded "Well you allways do something." So there you go people, next time you're woman tells you off...

Dear MaleOneTwo I want you in me. Sincerely -*****'s Victim

If they take our NHS then we will be ****** back into joining things like the friendly societies to provide for healthcare.

They do. I don't watch them; I despise them. I'm reluctant to teach someone English if they're going to use it, for example, to guide in an airstrike on a civilian area, which has happened in Libya. Is that so unreasonable & paranoid of me?

I've had a headache for about 48 hours.

In the same way that "people" in parliament refer to each other as the "honourable gentleman". Also, a SK assault boat eh, balls? Good for you.

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Can you pair stop being so mature and just troll-fight already?

Audi A3. Why? U got it. Serf. Suck my schizzle, nizzle.

;) Snuggle.

Had to be done.

Prince of perverts. Hence why I'm on FO.

I love you, you're a fucking genius.