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Yeah, Gisele is part of why I'll never feel sorry for that cock gobbler. He could have his dick cut off and fed to him by Hannibal Lector, and his response could be, "I ate something that was in Gisele."

Yeah, Brady was made a bitch today.

Patriots down by a point, and now they get the ball back. Time to stuff them, because Fuck New England.

Dude, post away in this thread. It's a free internet, and I'll stop being a douche.

Yeah, thanks for letting me crash, by the way.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Would you?

I'll take death by shiv, thanks.

They managed to salvage a 48 game season. Better than a kick in the head with a frozen boot.

lol Detroit

I heard that women who write killers on death row giggle when someone licks their assholes.

Only goats near Vodkazvictim's house.

Probably take them a while to work hockey back into the programming. They don't plan at the last minute, and they likely didn't think hockey would be back, so they filled the slots with other programming. Contractual obligations, and all that. Not to mention pulling reporters off other...

That's damned cool. Nice find!

To be fair, I thought it was merely posted as a masturbatory aid.

You doubt that I actually ate the cat? :suspicious:

You're totally right about mcrocket. And thanks! :hatsoff:

Bodie's already got next year's finals all lined up. We just have to wait for him to announce.

1. I'm not a liberal. 2. You're claiming legitimacy of your news source by showing showing another news source to be unreliable? Come on. All news sources are unreliable. Cross reference, research, and be smart about your news. Citing moonbattery isn't being smart about your news. :2 cents:

If you have this kind of door stop, and a cat, you've encountered this sound in the middle of the night. I no longer have this kind of door stop. The cat was delicious.

Happens here, too. Also, your dick doesn't fit into my mouth because I don't allow it to. That is all.

Dude. Calm the fuck down.

How does that make me feel better about moonbattery?

:1orglaugh Well played. Can't rep

Wow. You should be a director.

Jebus. I don't even want to know how you know about this.

It's a hardship for the nation, Sir ********* Cock.

Seriously. Calm the fuck down.

He invents a fake girlfriend and ***** her, and they don't find out until they've awarded the Hart, but not yet the Vezina.

Ready for the Leafs? Know what they have in common with the Titanic? They both look good until they hit the ice.

Please...

Midget tranny ****.

Haha, you loved that fat man in a speedo, didn't you? :hatsoff:

Gotta get into the nooks and crannies some how.

:1orglaugh Will this catch on like Tebowing did?

**** just keeps getting weirder. Best thing I've seen all day:

Do you really expect an adult, reasonable discussion over anything posted on moonbattery?

Someone has a lot of time on their hands, and is fascinated by the cock.

Troll.

Winnipeg to win it all! :D

That'd be tiny handwriting...

Great post. Ignore the trolls, and the trolls will go away. Go team!

That's ****** ridiculous.

Yeah, looks like it was real. And the more that comes out, it seems impossible that he didn't know. In this instance, he's either incredibly gullible, or the biggest douchenozzle in the world. Which is a shame, I had such respect for this guy as he seemed to be full of integrity. Lots of...

Heh. Come on, you rubbed one out to the fattie in a speedo. Admit it. :hatsoff:

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Les Miserables. :(

Yeah. This has been dealt with. Your hysteria is unwarranted. http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/09/04/ap-debunks-daily-caller-op-ed-warning-of-obama/189732 Discussed here: http://metabunk.org/threads/599-Debunked-DHS-orders-450-million-40-caliber-bullets-for-use-in-America/page2 Described...

In the town I live there is a track at a tire manufacturing company. If you sign the forms, and pay a minimal fee (10$), you can go on the track, no speed limits. It's a big track, and people go incredibly fast on it. You can't drive the car fast on the road, but there are possibilities all...

I've trained my penis to operate the mouse, so I can use both hands to double anal fist myself. It's the only way I can get off anymore.